Firenova Level 11 War Clan Is Now Recruiting!

[CallMeJobe]

Hello Chiefs!

At this time we are recruiting newcomers that are TH5+ to the Fire Nova team. We accept engineered and your mini accounts. Our clan tag is #PYRCLQU0 and our shield is red and black with the red flame.

People selected for the clan MUST demonstrate they are mature, responsible, and good adherents to the clan’s rules. Please feel free to visit our website at

www.firenova.webs.com

We are a mature, adult, friendly, fair play, English speaking, United States, level 11 competitive war clan in search of active players with knowledge of the game who would like to battle with us!

What do we have offer you?

• Players with years of experience to guide and help you!
• Max troops available to even the lowest level players!
• +2 clan donation perks!
• A winning war record and growing!
• A simple and effective war plan to follow!
• Quickly filled donations!
• Attack illustrations to take the guessing and misunderstanding out of strategies!
• Our own forums and blogs to help you communicate with the clan!
• Plenty of app tools available to improve your knowledge of the game!
• Improve your war stars and become a war hero!

Join Now!

Start your path to a winning record by visiting our site at

www.firenova.webs.com

Tell us you found us in the forums, and that WarDaddy sent you...

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Daily bumper... Come on over, guys! Looking for some active th10s and 11s that want to war and find a home. ��

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Update: glad that's over with...

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Hey, did you know we have a sister clan called Shadow Kings for training and farming? Check them out at www.shadowkings.webs.com! Accepting all th and experience levels!!

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A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

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Happy Veteran's day! Thanks to those who served and sacrificed! ��

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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

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A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate... what is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?" "Did you say 4?!?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"

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An apartment building is on fire. Firefighters are on the scene, however both their ladder and life net are broken. A star quarterback sees the commotion and asks, "What's happening? Can I help?" The fire chief says, "There's a mother and baby stuck in the building on the 19th floor! The mother is up there in the window. Can you catch her child?" The mother frantically waves down to the men below and the football player shouts up to her, "Go ahead, I'm ready!" He holds his arms out and the women drops the infant. Just when the quarterback deftly catches the child, he spikes it to the ground yelling, "TOUCHDOWN!"

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Daily bump!