Originally Posted by Dmrh14
Thank you! We appreciate that!
Thank you! We appreciate that!
Nice to get in the win column again after that rare pure war draw... 190! 200 is right around the corner...
After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. “Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my pants. I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did. They were huge on her and she said that she couldn’t wear them because they were too large. I said to her, 'Of course they are too big for you, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that day, son, we have never had a single problem." Brian took his dad’s advice and did the same thing to his wife on his wedding night. Then, Jill took off her panties and gave them to Brian. “Try these on,” she said. Brian went along with it and tried them on, but they were far too small. “What’s the point of this? I can’t get into your panties,” said Brian. “Exactly,” Jill replied, “and if you don’t change your attitude, you never will!”
Victory 191!
You know why a bicycle can't stand on it's own?
It's two tired...
Badum dum! Hahahaha.
192 war wins! Inching closer...
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a first date!
Level 11 Clan now... Woot, woot! Oh yeah, and we won again yesterday 70-64. 😀
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I’m getting married. I’m sick of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear." The other one says, "Hey, I’m getting divorced for the same reasons."
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now...
Wonder what this update is going to be like?
Hmmm...
Another perfect war today! 😆
Really could use another active th11 with bowlers. I'm all alone, so come join us!
Sup y'all? Ready for this next update or what? Woot, woot!
Dad, why is my sister called Florence? Because she was conceived in Florence, Italy when your mother and I were on vacation. Thanks dad... You're welcome, Backseat. 😉
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