Level 10 war clan fire nova recruiting now!

[CallMeJobe]

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Hello Chiefs!

At this time we are recruiting newcomers that are TH5+ to the Fire Nova team. We also accept engineered and mini accounts, especially all .5 bases. Our clan tag is #PYRCLQU0 and our shield is red and black with the red flame.

People selected for the clan MUST demonstrate they are mature, responsible, and good adherents to the clan’s rules. Please feel free to visit our website at

www.firenova.webs.com

We are a friendly, fair play, English speaking, United States, level 11 competitive war clan in search of active players with knowledge of the game who would like to battle with us!

What do we have offer you?

• Players with years of experience to guide and help you!
• Max troops available to even the lowest level players!
• +2 clan donation perks!
• A winning war record and growing!
• A simple and effective war plan to follow!
• Quickly filled donations!
• Attack illustrations to take the guessing and misunderstanding out of strategies!
• Our own forums and blogs to help you communicate with the clan!
• Plenty of app tools available to improve your knowledge of the game!
• Improve your war stars and become a war hero!

Join Now!

Start your path to a winning record by visiting our site at

www.firenova.webs.com

The clan is closed during war, so please drop by every other day if we miss you!
Tell us you found us in the forums...

[CallMeJobe]

Bump! 186 war wins, woot woot!

A blonde and a brunette are watching a TV show. The brunette bets the blonde $10 that the man in the episode would jump off a bridge. The man jumps off the bridge and blonde pays the the brunette $10. The brunette feels guilty because she had already seen the episode, so she confesses to the blonde. The blonde says, "I've seen it too, but I didn't think he would jump again.

[CallMeJobe]

Bump!

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!

[CallMeJobe]

Another win today, sweet! ��

After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."

[CallMeJobe]

Battle Day... giggity, giggity!

A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car. His father says, "Son, come with me." He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, "That tractor is needed here on the farm and I promise that as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a car." The boy was not too happy but he did understand that situation and said, "Okay, Dad."A week later, his second son (10 years old) approaches him wanting a new two-wheel bicycle. Well, he gets the same excuse ... "as soon as that tractor is paid for..." Shortly, a few days later, son no. 3, his youngest, comes bugging him for a tricycle. Again, 'ol Dad gives him the lecture about the tractor being paid for first. While leaving the barn, the young boy, more than a little disgusted with the whole thing, sees a rooster mating with one of the hens and promptly goes over and kicks the rooster off the hens back, mumbling to himself the whole time. His dad says, "Son, why on earth would you do something like that? He didn't do anything to you to deserve that!" The little boy looks Dad right square in the eye and says,"Hey, nobody rides anything around here until that damn tractor is paid for.

[CallMeJobe]

What? Is that another team win today? You're missing out! Looking for more active clashers and some leadership too! For now though, here ya go...

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway.

[CallMeJobe]

Bumpy, bumpy! Whoohoo.... 189 war wins today! 44 to 23.... Sweet!

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

[CallMeJobe]

Bump and joke time, or is that joke and bump time? I digress... Clash on, clashers!

Three years ago, after my divorce, I found myself in the position of having to buy condoms, something I hadn`t had to do for better than twenty years. The selection was overwhelming, and I asked the pharmacy clerk for some help.

He extoled the virtues of latex, ribbed, lubricated, colored, glow in the dark (assuming you can`t find it any other way), Magnum size (no laughing), and more. At last, as he was running out of breath, I asked which condom he recommended. He replied "The condom made of lamb`s intestine has a more natural feel."

I said "Not to us city boys."

[CallMeJobe]

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Wow! No joke today... This was my first draw personally, and I've never been part of a perfect war draw... That was crazy insane!!!

[Dmrh14]

Everyone join this clan a brilliant war clan and are very friendly!!! ❤❤❤❤