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JelliJosh
Eyes itching, Archie, woke up. He stretched his back. It was his first day as a barbarian. Things were tough in his village. But the village always managed to survive thanks to Chief JellyJosh. He roamed around the village like a car, lightning fast, always ready to explore. He was not longer trapped in that stinky excuse for a barracks. Bob, a builder, aprouched him and said, "Hey, aren't you the new recruit?"
Archie replied, "Why yes! I can't believe what the village looks like. I have only heard stories of it in the barracks."
"HA! This base is the worst in town! They only payed me 500 gems, and look, they keep me hostage forever!"
"Worst in town? Really? What's wrong with this village?"
"You guys are always dumb! And, you guys are all there is! Nothing new, just more of you new recruits every 20 seconds! I am getting sick of introducing you guys! We need someone smarter."
"How dare you call us barbarians dumb," Archie finished. He got up and walked away from the cranky builder. He couldn't imagine any village being as good as this one. They had a cannon, wooden walls, an army camp, and a town hall!
Archie was surprised when he saw that the village chief was right behind him. "Hey, new barbarian, eh? Might as well scurry your little bottom to the army camp!" Archie was stunned. He got in trouble by the chief! He ran for his life to the army camp when the village chief walked up to everyone there. He announced, "Hey boys! The goblins are causing trouble again! Lets go show them what we're made of!"
Shouts of agreement echoed across the army camp when, Archie, confused, decided to ask the chief, "Wait, aren't we made of elixir? So, show them elixir?"
The chief groaned, "No, I meant that we have to show them that we are strong." He then muttered, "Never use a figure of speech with these dummies." The chief charged the army onto one of the goblin bases, Rocky Fort. That was when Archie realized just how bad his village was. They had 3 cannons and even some stone walls. He thought they were going to lose big. The chief, JellyJosh, ordered them all to attack. Archie was in the back of the attack. He witnessed his own friends, vanishing into elixir once again. He was scared. But as the first cannon was destroyed, he gained courage. Immediately, the chief ordered a retreat. Everybody stayed accept for Archie. He had a score to settle with the cannons, who killed many of his new friends. He ran up and stuck his sword deep into the cannon. He tried to take out his sword again, but it wouldn't budge. So, he pushed it further in, when he heard a banging sound. The cannon was about to explode! He ran back, just out of reach of the cannon's explosion when he was hit with huge impact. It was the very last cannon. He jumped straight over the town hall and landed flat on the cannon. The cannon, not knowing where the barbarian went, thought they had won. Archie saw the sword, just next to him. He thought that the explosion must have brought out the sword and flung it straight over there. He grabbed the sword and jumped onto the town hall. A cannonball hit the town hall and the town hall collapsed. He realized the cannon was stupid enough to think that his range could attack the top of the town hall. But, Archie was now on the ground. He jumped, barely dodging a cannonball that would have killed him. He threw his sword and the cannon exploded. The cannon parts demolished the remaining huts, leaving Archie to come back home, alone and weak.
He arrived back home to find that new barbarians already had filled the place of the old ones. The chief stared in shock as he saw me, battered, but still walking. The chief exclamed, "You actually survived and came back! Can you help us defeat Rocky Fort. We won't fail this time." Archie explained what happened and the chief was impressed. The chief considered him a senior barbarian.
Bob returned to say congratulations. Then, he whispered in my ear, "I found a way to upgrade our barracks to allow a new type of army to be trained. I was thinking of calling it a Jerker, but now I want to name it after you. How do you like, The Archie?"
Archie replied, "I do want it to be named after me, but not exactly Archie. It would be too awkward. How about naming it something close to my name?"
Bob replied, "I will think about it." Bob walked away and began work on the barracks. A new builder came walking through.
"Hey! I am normally kind of shy, but I just had to introduce myself," the new builder said.
"Feel free to ask questions!" Archie replied.
"Well, I am Larry. I am pretty new here and I was the one to upgrade the town hall from 3 to 4. I heard about this thing called rushing. Do you know what it's about?" Larry said.
"Nope, no idea," Archie answered. Larry walked away.
Archie woke up in the army camps to find someone new inside. She wielded a bow and appeared to have arrows in a sack. Bob walked up to me and asked, "How do ya like the new troop, I call it the archer. Her name is Barbara."
Archie said, "She seems to be a good troop. I like it. Has she ever considered using swords instead of arrows?"
Bob said, "Nope, she was born with a love of arrows. Hope she will be a good addition to the camp. Also,
Larry seems to be working on the town hall again. Oh wait, you probably don't know Larry. Well, I have to eat my daily meal." Bob walked away to his builder's hut.
The chief walked up to the village with an angry expression on his face. He said, "Some chiefs in town have been questioning my authority. I believe its time to-" The chief was cut off by a battle cry. Someone was attacking them! The chief told all the troops to hide underground, right below the army camps, but Archie didn't listen and ran right behind the town hall to hide. He decided as soon as they touch the town hall, he will begin attack. He was tapped on the shoulder to find Barbara.
Barbara ordered, "Archie, you stay over here and I will fire at the attacking troops from behind. We can win this." Archie crouched, sword in hand, ready to jump into action, when Barbara cried out. Barbara was crushed by a giant! Immediatly, Archie jumped and drew his sword. He stabbed it into the giant until the giant turned back into elixir. Barbara was deeply crushed and couldn't get up. He carried her all the way into the shelter of the town hall. Trying his best he combined a whole bunch of elixir into a bottle, hoping it would heal her. Barbara began glowing yellow. Archie had created the first heal spell. Archie wanted to win big time. He rushed into battle stabbing every troop he could find, when he saw something fly in the sky. It was a balloon. He couldn't reach it! He threw his sword as high as he could, and everything became dark.
He woke up to hear, "When will Archie wake up from his coma!?" He had woken up, but he couldn't see. He was blind! He shouted as loud as he could. Immediatly, Barbara rushed to his side. "You were hit by a balloon! You were stunned for weeks!"
Archie shouted, "I am blind! I am blind!" Barbara freaked out. She knew no cure for blindness. She called for the healer to come. The healer checked him
"It will only be temporary. Too high of a fever. Probably should try and get him to try a drop of that new dark elixir that we found, ever since Larry upgraded our town hall a 7th time." Barbara rushed to get dark elixir. Archie found it relieving. It tasted super good. His blindness rubbed away. He couldn't help but drink more. He drank 10,000 drops, when he became dizzy. He passed out. Barbara saw light flow through him. Archie dissapeared. Barbara cried. Archie was gone forever. She told everyone the news, when a strange, giant barbarian walked through the village.
People murmured, "That looks like Archie!" The giant barbarian was holding an altar. He had a crown in his head.
"I am Archie! I have been teleported to a place where I was announced to become a Barbarian King!" Archie said. Larry looked up from his upgrading of the town hall. He was shocked. Archie placed his altar and began to stand there all day.
The next day, Archie looked very lonely. Archie decided that he had to have a queen. He looked at Barbara. He asked, "Will you be my queen?" Barbara nodded her head. Archie let her drink 10,000 drops of dark elixir but nothing happened. Archie cried out for help.
A while later, Larry anounced, "The town hall 9 construction is finished!" Archie, hopeless, asked Barbara to try 30,000 more drops of dark elixir. Suddenly, Barbara disappeared too. Barbara walked back, with a crown and an altar. They both lived happily ever after, heroes of the realm.
I need your opinion! Should I have a sequel!?
