Part 1:
Eyes itching, Archie, woke up. He stretched his back. It was his first day as a barbarian. Things were tough in his village. But the village always managed to survive thanks to Chief JellyJosh. He roamed around the village like a car, lightning fast, always ready to explore. He was not longer trapped in that stinky excuse for a barracks. Bob, a builder, aprouched him and said, "Hey, aren't you the new recruit?"
Archie replied, "Why yes! I can't believe what the village looks like. I have only heard stories of it in the barracks."
"HA! This base is the worst in town! They only payed me 500 gems, and look, they keep me hostage forever!"
"Worst in town? Really? What's wrong with this village?"
"You guys are always dumb! And, you guys are all there is! Nothing new, just more of you new recruits every 20 seconds! I am getting sick of introducing you guys! We need someone smarter."
"How dare you call us barbarians dumb," Archie finished. He got up and walked away from the cranky builder. He couldn't imagine any village being as good as this one. They had a cannon, wooden walls, an army camp, and a town hall!
Archie was surprised when he saw that the village chief was right behind him. "Hey, new barbarian, eh? Might as well scurry your little bottom to the army camp!" Archie was stunned. He got in trouble by the chief! He ran for his life to the army camp when the village chief walked up to everyone there. He announced, "Hey boys! The goblins are causing trouble again! Lets go show them what we're made of!"
Shouts of agreement echoed across the army camp when, Archie, confused, decided to ask the chief, "Wait, aren't we made of elixir? So, show them elixir?"
The chief groaned, "No, I meant that we have to show them that we are strong." He then muttered, "Never use a figure of speech with these dummies." The chief charged the army onto one of the goblin bases, Rocky Fort. That was when Archie realized just how bad his village was. They had 3 cannons and even some stone walls. He thought they were going to lose big. The chief, JellyJosh, ordered them all to attack. Archie was in the back of the attack. He witnessed his own friends, vanishing into elixir once again. He was scared. But as the first cannon was destroyed, he gained courage. Immediately, the chief ordered a retreat. Everybody stayed accept for Archie. He had a score to settle with the cannons, who killed many of his new friends. He ran up and stuck his sword deep into the cannon. He tried to take out his sword again, but it wouldn't budge. So, he pushed it further in, when he heard a banging sound. The cannon was about to explode! He ran back, just out of reach of the cannon's explosion when he was hit with huge impact. It was the very last cannon. He jumped straight over the town hall and landed flat on the cannon. The cannon, not knowing where the barbarian went, thought they had won. Archie saw the sword, just next to him. He thought that the explosion must have brought out the sword and flung it straight over there. He grabbed the sword and jumped onto the town hall. A cannonball hit the town hall and the town hall collapsed. He realized the cannon was stupid enough to think that his range could attack the top of the town hall. But, Archie was now on the ground. He jumped, barely dodging a cannonball that would have killed him. He threw his sword and the cannon exploded. The cannon parts demolished the remaining huts, leaving Archie to come back home, alone and weak.
He arrived back home to find that new barbarians already had filled the place of the old ones. The chief stared in shock as he saw me, battered, but still walking. The chief exclamed, "You actually survived and came back! Can you help us defeat Rocky Fort. We won't fail this time." Archie explained what happened and the chief was impressed. The chief considered him a senior barbarian.
Bob returned to say congratulations. Then, he whispered in my ear, "I found a way to upgrade our barracks to allow a new type of army to be trained. I was thinking of calling it a Jerker, but now I want to name it after you. How do you like, The Archie?"
Archie replied, "I do want it to be named after me, but not exactly Archie. It would be too awkward. How about naming it something close to my name?"
Bob replied, "I will think about it." Bob walked away and began work on the barracks. A new builder came walking through.
"Hey! I am normally kind of shy, but I just had to introduce myself," the new builder said.
"Feel free to ask questions!" Archie replied.
"Well, I am Larry. I am pretty new here and I was the one to upgrade the town hall from 3 to 4. I heard about this thing called rushing. Do you know what it's about?" Larry said.
"Nope, no idea," Archie answered. Larry walked away.
Archie woke up in the army camps to find someone new inside. She wielded a bow and appeared to have arrows in a sack. Bob walked up to me and asked, "How do ya like the new troop, I call it the archer. Her name is Barbara."
Archie said, "She seems to be a good troop. I like it. Has she ever considered using swords instead of arrows?"
Bob said, "Nope, she was born with a love of arrows. Hope she will be a good addition to the camp. Also,
Larry seems to be working on the town hall again. Oh wait, you probably don't know Larry. Well, I have to eat my daily meal." Bob walked away to his builder's hut.
The chief walked up to the village with an angry expression on his face. He said, "Some chiefs in town have been questioning my authority. I believe its time to-" The chief was cut off by a battle cry. Someone was attacking them! The chief told all the troops to hide underground, right below the army camps, but Archie didn't listen and ran right behind the town hall to hide. He decided as soon as they touch the town hall, he will begin attack. He was tapped on the shoulder to find Barbara.
Barbara ordered, "Archie, you stay over here and I will fire at the attacking troops from behind. We can win this." Archie crouched, sword in hand, ready to jump into action, when Barbara cried out. Barbara was crushed by a giant! Immediately, Archie jumped and drew his sword. He stabbed it into the giant until the giant turned back into elixir. Barbara was deeply crushed and couldn't get up. He carried her all the way into the shelter of the town hall. Trying his best he combined a whole bunch of elixir into a bottle, hoping it would heal her. Barbara began glowing yellow. Archie had created the first heal spell. Archie wanted to win big time. He rushed into battle stabbing every troop he could find, when he saw something fly in the sky. It was a balloon. He couldn't reach it! He threw his sword as high as he could, and everything became dark.
He woke up to hear, "When will Archie wake up from his coma!?" He had woken up, but he couldn't see. He was blind! He shouted as loud as he could. Immediately, Barbara rushed to his side. "You were hit by a balloon! You were stunned for weeks!"
Archie shouted, "I am blind! I am blind!" Barbara freaked out. She knew no cure for blindness. She called for the healer to come. The healer checked him
"It will only be temporary. Too high of a fever. Probably should try and get him to try a drop of that new dark elixir that we found, ever since Larry upgraded our town hall a 7th time." Barbara rushed to get dark elixir. Archie found it relieving. It tasted super good. His blindness rubbed away. He couldn't help but drink more. He drank 10,000 drops, when he became dizzy. He passed out. Barbara saw light flow through him. Archie dissapeared. Barbara cried. Archie was gone forever. She told everyone the news, when a strange, giant barbarian walked through the village.
People murmured, "That looks like Archie!" The giant barbarian was holding an altar. He had a crown in his head.
"I am Archie! I have been teleported to a place where I was announced to become a Barbarian King!" Archie said. Larry looked up from his upgrading of the town hall. He was shocked. Archie placed his altar and began to stand there all day.
The next day, Archie looked very lonely. Archie decided that he had to have a queen. He looked at Barbara. He asked, "Will you be my queen?" Barbara nodded her head. Archie let her drink 10,000 drops of dark elixir but nothing happened. Archie cried out for help.
A while later, Larry anounced, "The town hall 9 construction is finished!" Archie, hopeless, asked Barbara to try 30,000 more drops of dark elixir. Suddenly, Barbara disappeared too. Barbara walked back, with a crown and an altar. They both lived happily ever after, heroes of the realm.
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Part 2:
Barbara woke up with sleepy eyes, only to see Archie drinking large amounts of dark elixir. Barbara payed no attention to it until Archie began glowing once again. He was leveling up! Suddenly, Archie was brought into a deep sleep. Barbara tried to wake him up. Nothing happened. Barbara went to call the healer. Barbara shouted, "Healer, Archie isn't waking up!"
The healer replied, "Let me get my supplies and I will be right there." Barbara was on her way back to Archie when Bob interuppted her.
Bob said, "Hey, heard the town hall is upgrading to 10. I am just going to start building our first archer tower. We can use those archer recruits to fill them, and I heard Larry murmuring something about rushing. Ya know what that is?"
"Nope, no idea. Can't imagine what rushing could possibly be," Barbara answered. She went back on her way to Archie when she found the healer feeding Archie some gems. Barbara asked, "Um, why in the world are you giving him gems!?"
The healer answered, "It will speed up the process of leveling up. I'm sure you want him awake, right?"
"Yes, yes I do," Barbara replied. Soon enough, Archie woke up, feeling amazing. But suddenly, he fell in a deep trance once again. The news spread about Archie and barbarians huddled around him. Suddenly, the barbarians were soaked into him, and Archie woke up with an iron fist. He tried to see what it did and then a rage spell formed around him. With all his energy he stomped around the village and the barbarians popped out around him. Archie was very confused at what his power did. But in all the confusion, the chief called everyone together to announce their first attack on another chief! They trekked through mountains to find their first match. It had crystal walls, golden cannons, golden archer towers, golden mortars, and a clan castle. Everyone was stupefied. Half of the barbarians already started running away. But, the remaining army was ready to fight. They waited for the chief's battle cry when they found that the chief ran away too. Archie decided he had to lead the battle, when Barbara stepped in front of him, saying, "I am not going to let you die."
"We are immortal, we can't die," Archie replied, but it was too late, Barbara already called the battle cry. Immediately, a dragon appeared from the clan castle. Archie threw his sword, but the dragon was too high. Barbara shot thousands of arrows at it and the dragon finally had been turned back into elixir. Then, a mortar ball came crashing into a group of our barbarians. It killed all of them. In horror, Archie jumped onto the mortar and stabbed his sword deep into it. Charging for the town hall, he used his iron fist. His barbarians attacked the town hall with him as they finished it off. He turned around to see that Barbara had been hit with a cannonball. Healers appeared in the distance. They began healing her. Barbara began to walk. She felt invincible. She fired at every single building. A cannon shot her, but the healers healed her immediately. She walked past each building, and defeating them were a breeze. They three starred the base, and when they returned, shouts of victory were given. The chief ordered Larry to stop working on the town hall and get started on repairing the old castle. He wanted some troops to defend for him.
Once the clan castle was built, there was a craze going on. They found out that they needed a clan to get troops. But, the chief said that he will make a clan, not join one. He called it Jar Full. He later realized that even though he has a clan, troops aren't coming to him. He decided that he needed people to give him troops. So, he went to town.
The chief arrived back to announce that he got 9 new chiefs into the clan. He said a different clan had been bullying their clan, so he was waging war on them! The preparation day begun, and they trained dozens of barbarians and archers to defend our clanmates through clan castles. The chief announced the rules of war while the clanmates were busy preparing. Sharpening his sword, Archie was ready.
Battle day began, and the chief scouted the top two enemy bases. Those were the ones he was planning on attacking. They first trekked to their number one base. They had black skull walls. The defenses were red, all of them. The army had no idea what they were up against. The battle cry was called, and dozens of valkyries suddenly jumped from the clan castle. They charged towards the barbarians. The barbarians died in an instant. The queen called for the healers to come while Archie pressed his back behind a wall. A wallbreaker was going to blow the wall open. Unexpectedly, the explosion wasn't strong enough to break the wall. Archie ran back, then charged at the wall. It broke open instantly. Dozens of barbarians charged through the now open crack in the wall. The valkyries came back, ambushing the barbarians. Archie was tired of the valkyries. He leaped, and his giant sword fell upon all the valkyries. He had finished them off. He led the attack forward again, when he saw Barbara doing the queen walk again. They were going to defeat this base! They destroyed each building, one by one, until there were no more left. They had won. Victory to Jar Full!
The chief prepared the army for the second base. They had 22 stars, while the other clan had 24. They had to win. Three minutes were left in battle day as they charged forward. That base had gold walls, and regular stone cannons. It would be an easy base. Archie ran up to each building, ambushing them, until a dragon, and a balloon, both came running out of the clan castle. Archie hated balloons. Archie crouched. He jumped up, as high as he could, and he landed on the top of the balloon. He went inside the basket, and he pushed off the skeleton. He began destroying every building he could find with bombs. Slowly, time was running out. 30 seconds were left. He began throwing bombs everywhere, when the balloon started falling, plummeting him to his death. But Archie wasn't going to let that happen. He jumped right at the time the balloon crashed into the town hall. He threw his sword as they finished the last building, with 5 seconds left. They had won the war, 25-24.
As they returned to the village, an earthquake shook the land. Archie and Barbara knew it had to be a giant, when a tree came crashing down. Archie and Barbara were choked by the sawdust and were forever trapped, under a tree. No one came to help.
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Part 3:
A loud sound cracked the sky, but it wasn't thunder. Suddenly, the tree burst into flames. Archie and Barbara, wincing in pain ran with all their might, when their eyes caught a cloak. They ran towards it, hoping it was their only chance for survival. As they arrived, there were 2 red-cloaked wizards fighting off a stone giant. The wizards yelled simultaniously. "Golem, never mess with us again!" The golem bursted, but not into elixir, but into smaller golems, golemites. The wizards separated and took each one on their own. The wizards won. Archie and Barbara came in to congratulate them.
Archie said, "Great job! So that was a golem?"
"Yes," they both said, then, one of them said, "I am Hairy, and he is Potter." Then the other one stepped up saying, "I am Potter, and he is Hairy."
"Are you guys, twins?" Barbara asked.
"Yes, but we are nothing alike," they both said at the same time.
"Well, you seem pretty alike," Archie said.
"Really? Well, I like the color red and I like smoothies, and, I even like reading books" Then, the twins looked at each other and said, "You like all those too? Well, I guess we are alike."
Archie finished, "I thought so." The twins began asking how Archie and Barbara got under that tree. Archie always just said, "That golem probably knocked it down."
They soon began racing through the forest, when the twins said in unison, "We have to head to our house in the woods now, see ya later!" But Barbara stopped them
"Why not come to our camp. There is plenty of space!" Barbara said.
The twins looked at each other and shrugged, "Okay." They all began heading back to camp
When they arrived, everyone was surprised. They had already sent the healer to try and get you out. And the healer wasn't even with them. They then noticed the red-cloaked wizards in the back. The chief stepped forward. "Who are you?" he asked.
"Well, I am Hairy," Hairy said.
"I am Potter," Potter said.
Archie stepped forward and said, "They saved Barbara's and my life!" The chief dipped his head in honor. Soon enough, everyone realized that the healer could die in the forest!
The chief quickly took action. "Hairy, Potter, Barbara, and Archie, you guys go into the forest. Also, you, CTK, come with me to slice away the debri to make a clear entrance for the healer!" Everyone quickly went to work. Archie took the lead and they began rummaging through the forst in search of the healer, when they found a dragon. The dragon offered to give them a ride to help them find the healer, when in a couple of minutes, they spotted the healer, lying on the ground. They jumped off the dragon, thanking him for the ride. They landed swiftly onto the floor, right next to the healer. The healer seemed to be dead. They carried her back to camp. Shock rippled through the village. Archie asked for elixir. He stuffed it into a bottle. He had made a clone spell. He slowly fed it to the healer as the healer slowly duplicated. The new healer, still alive, used some of its power to heal the other healer. There were now two healers to help the village.
A battle cry sounded. The chief took quick action, and told everyone their places. Hairy and Potter decided to evacuate into the safety of the clan castle. Archie and Barbara charged to defend the village, when a pekka suddenly stomped on top of the clan castle. They could hear Hairy and Potter's cries. The pekka lifted its foot. They could see the thin outline of Harry and Potter, but suddenly, they disappeared, not into elixir, but into thin air. Tears began to rain into the ground, so many tears that the opponents washed away. But then, a mysterious figure began rising up from the ground. It looked a little bit like Hairy and Potter. "I am a Grand Warden," the mysterious figure said, "My name is Hairy Potter, but you can just call me Hairy, or Potter"
In shock, Barbara stepped up and stammered, "It's really you." An altar fell from the sky, knocking Hairy Potter unconscious. The healers lifted the alter and healed Hairy Potter. Hairy Potter was weak, but suddenly, he could fly!
Archie joked, "Ha, you gotta watch out for Air Defenses now!" Hairy Potter was able to go onto ground though, and he was able to fly. It was incredible.
Everyone started breaking apart and going on with their ordinary lives, when Bob stepped toward Archie, "I have a feeling something bad is happening. Something is going on, I can feel it." Archie, puzzled, couldn't believe what kind of darkness could be happening.
The chief came back from town with a scared face. "There is this disease called cancer. There is currently no cure, and I heard it can kill immortals," he said, dismayed. Archie now understood what Bob meant. The healers said they knew how to prevent it, but they didn't know how to heal it. The healer walked around the village, giving vaccinations, when Archie suddenly fell onto the ground. The haler ran up to check him. He had a high fever. Barbara, shocked, began pacing around.
"What is happening!?" Barbara asked.
The healer stammered, "Well, uh, um, Archie, has well, uh-"
Barbara snapped, "Tell me already!"
The healer took a deep breath and answered, "Archie has cancer."
Part 4 and Part 5:
http://forum.supercell.net/showthrea...84#post7826484
Part 6-8:
https://forum.supercell.com/showthre...The-Series-6-8
[EDIT:] Thanks for reading this story ����. I know it's not the best quality, I tried to finish these up quickly. Thanks for all the support, and please understand that I am discontinuing the story (because now the story is just really really lame). Thanks!
Originally Posted by JelliJosh
