Hi clashers,

I am pretty annoyed at most of the people I have encountered on this game. Not everyone though, the ones who aren't annoying are in my clan and I'm sure a lot of you non-annoying people are yet to be found. But the main reason why I am annoyed is because, most people, don't actually know how to play this game. Or it seems that way to me anyhow.

A lot of people are hoppers. They just join a clan and then leave after one second, you haven't even had a chance to say "Hi". What is the whole point in doing that? It's completely brainless.

Some people join a clan and request troops all the time and they never give any of their own troops out. These people are hoggers.
In our clan, we tell people to donate often, try to keep their give/receive ratio balanced or near balanced. A lot of people don't know what that means but that is because they are thick. It basically means KEEP DONATING. We prefer it for people to keep donating as we can keep tabs on who is active and who is not. Who is not active will get kicked. We prefer fairness in our clan.

Some players request for max troops only. This is a pretty selfish move. Imagine you have a clan full of ten players and only one of those players has maxed out troops. They are basically requesting from that one person but don't forget, cooking troops costs resources. These people requesting must think of other people too. This game isn't all about you, you, you. Like I said before, we are a fair clan.

Another thing we do not like in our clan is non-active players. This is a game where you join a clan and have wars to hopefully gain resources. You won't get anywhere with non-active players in your clan. There is no point in joining a clan just so you can do nothing at all. That to me is a total waste of time.

We do not like kids in our clan. They can be a problem. We know there are decent kids out there, but we have mainly bumped into the wrong ones. The ones who are a hap-hazard and do reckless acts like donating barbs when you have clearly asked for a pekka or they might leave during a war.

Speaking of 'leaving during a war', that is something we don't like. Players who come along, say to you from the start that they will be honourable and so on and then once war starts they leave. They might think it is hilarious but actually it is a very foolish thing to do and I hope they land on a spike. If those players are anything like the players who enter a clan and immediately want to be put in war, they'll find that they won't be able to war because they are not legible. This is another term that a lot of people do not understand and like I said before, that is because they are thick.
Ten people are at war, one of those players decides to leave during war when it is only preparation day. That player joins another clan but cannot join a war until the previous war, the war they left, is complete. That's what being legible means.
This also reminds me of the players that enter the clan, want to be put in war, I tell them that they are not legible and they don't understand what that means so they leave, probably to go find another clan and ask them the exact same thing. They won't be able to join any wars in any clans at all until the war they originally left is completely over.
There are so many spastics in this world.

We obviously like loyal people in our clan, people that donate their troops as well as asking for them, people who are intelligent. We like fairness as I am sure you have guessed by now. If you fail all of that then bugger off! You don't fit the criteria....no wait, I expect their are people who don't know what that means :P.

But don't go thinking that we are a dead-set, serious clan because we are not. We like to help people in our clan. We would like to make lower lvl players become great players. We like to have fun in our clan, great morale = a great team .

We are not bothered if you are in war and do terrible and end up with no stars, it's not the end of the world. That is no reason to leave the clan.
If you think that is a perfect reason to leave the clan then you are deranged.

We want more great players and we don't want any of the kind of people I have mentioned above.

One thing I think would help some problems is that Supercell should work on locking players into position once a war has been declared so that nobody can leave a war whether they want to or not until the war is over.

We would love to see more decent people in our clan .