The good people at The Walking Dad have taken the time to help others select just the right clan with these useful translations to everyday phrases found on the Clash forum:
International Clan – We have 2 Canadians and a Puerto Rican!
Donate or get kicked – Except if you’re a friend of the leader or a really high level
Mature Clan – 16-year olds that want to keep the 12-year olds out
Anyone can join – Yeah, we’re that desperate for members
No rushed bases – At least not more rushed then my own gemmed-up base (that I'll swear is not gemmed)
Gemmers – kids with over-indulgent parents and most of Asia
We’re a new clan – It’s just me and my alt account right now
Undefeated in war – We win by ghosting and sending spies to the opposing clan
Farming Clan – We don’t know how to raid and freely admit it
English speaking only – We consider "Sup”, “Brah”, “k”, “Pleaazzzzee” and most emojis as english
Go to our website and fill out an application – We accept everyone that actually bothers to go through this pointless exercise
Feeder Clan – You aren’t good enough to be in the main clan
Family of clans – A leader with 7 alt accounts for each clan and major control issues
Free elder – Equivalent to a participation trophy
Laid back clan – Nobody donates and war is a free-for-all
We’re just like a family – You’ll be kicked the second you miss a war raid
Does any of this sound familiar? If you’re done with kiddie clans or had itcome check out The Walking Dad (clan tag: #U8OQGPQ). Yeah, we’re mostly dads but we’re okay with singles and moms too if they can put up with us. We could tell you all sorts of fun facts about our clan but nothing beats the experience of an actual visit. Just be sure to mention this post when joining or you might get rejected (we don’t take people from global).
Last edited by Brian400; February 14th, 2018 at 12:54 AM.
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