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    Jeremy

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    The fact is it tasted so lemony

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    THIS IS NOT MY ENTRY DUE TO THE 200 CHARACTER LIMIT

    Somebody once told me,
    When I was Town Hall 6,
    That Healers and Giants
    Was the best strategy to pick,

    And I was greeted with a jolt!
    I was wowed by the results,
    It's no surprise this has become a cult,
    And soon enough It helped me catapult,
    into town hall 7.

    And when I got to town hall 7,
    They told me mass dragons were the best,
    But I refused to change my ways,
    Giants and Healers is what I professed

    And I was greeted with a jolt!
    I was wowed by the results,
    It's no surprise this has become a cult,
    And soon enough It helped me catapult,
    into town hall 8.

    And then, I got to Town Hall 8,
    With Hog Riders, Gowipe and many a more,
    And new attack strategies opened a gate,
    But with Giants and Healers I felt most sure,

    And I was greeted with surprise!
    I felt my life had been a lie,
    Without the healers, would come my demise,
    As Air Defenses shoot down anything that flies.

    And I went to town hall 9,
    And my Wizards were of a high count
    I had a flashback of a better time,
    But now my Riders were ready to mount.

    So I went to tap the attack button,
    But something strange held me back,
    I said to myself, "It's only nothin'"
    But I was stopped dead in my tracks,

    So I went back to edit my army,
    I deleted it all, one by one.
    I went to the barracks and trained what I need,
    Healers and Giants, numbered a ton.

    So I went to the war screen as fast I as can,
    I attacked, and three stars was my due licks,
    but then, midst my celebration, I was kicked from the clan,
    Because I attacked a Town Hall 6.

    Last edited by cargovroomvroom; February 25th, 2016 at 12:30 PM.

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    My actual entry

    There once was a healer named Cheye
    She was so graceful and she never ever cried,
    But when she got into the fight,
    She let out a squeal of fright,
    Because the Air Defense shoots down everything that flies.
    Last edited by cargovroomvroom; February 25th, 2016 at 12:34 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wezel View Post
    There was a cry going out; nerf the healer!
    Because she would be a loot stealer.
    But hey, said the queen,
    I don't wanna be mean,
    But who is the real damage dealer?
    I'm glad I read ahead, because I was on the same track ...

    I see most didn't even attempt to rhyme the troop name, but just buried it and rhymed some other word. Rules didn't say you couldn't do that, but they did say the names were chosen for their difficulty. My assumption was something akin to yours.
    Last edited by Wendle; February 25th, 2016 at 12:43 PM.

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