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    How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow...

    How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

    Follow the fresh prints.
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    A communist joke isn't funny... Unless...

    A communist joke isn't funny...

    Unless everyone gets it.
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    RIP boiled water. You will be mist.

    RIP boiled water.

    You will be mist.
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    I shot a man with a paintball gun Just to watch...

    I shot a man with a paintball gun
    Just to watch him dye
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    Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean...

    Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.... That's just how I roll.
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    I'm terrified of elevators.. So I'm going to...

    I'm terrified of elevators.. So I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
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    I bought the world's worst thesaurus the other...

    I bought the world's worst thesaurus the other day! Not only is it terrible, but it's terrible.
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    What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't...

    What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time?

    One day my prints will come...
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    We for sure have an empty spot in our mini clan...

    We for sure have an empty spot in our mini clan (#289VQGR8L) we can make work... Our main clan is #8008VJ - Zanth Knights. Check us out.. We're competitive but chill. Mostly just a ton of fun people...
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    Just before midnight make sure to lift your left...

    Just before midnight make sure to lift your left leg...

    This way you can start the new year on the right foot.
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    Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only...

    Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one photo because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
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    How many tickles does it take to make an octopus...

    How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

    Tentacles
    (ten-tickles for the slow pokes)
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    What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of...

    What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

    HAAAAAAANNNDDD EEEEEYYYYYYEEEEEE
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    Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to...

    Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
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    What did the drummer name his twin daughters? ...

    What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

    Anna 1, Anna 2
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    What do you call a Hippie's wife? Mississippi

    What do you call a Hippie's wife?

    Mississippi
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    The 3 symptoms of laziness #1

    The 3 symptoms of laziness

    #1
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    My friend David had his ID stolen. Now he's just...

    My friend David had his ID stolen. Now he's just Dav
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    A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says...

    A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says "Wow! I've never served a weasel before! What can I get you?!"

    "Pop." Goes the weasel.
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    What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?...

    What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?

    A nervous wreck
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    What do you call an unpredictable camera? A...

    What do you call an unpredictable camera?

    A loose Canon
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    Why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella? Fo'...

    Why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella?

    Fo' drizzle
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    Hello. My name is Microsoft. Can I come crash at...

    Hello. My name is Microsoft. Can I come crash at your place?
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    Apology The study of apples.

    Apology

    The study of apples.
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    I was going to say a construction joke... But...

    I was going to say a construction joke... But it's not finished yet.
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