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    The only thing flat-earthers fear, Is sphere...

    The only thing flat-earthers fear,

    Is sphere itself.
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    How do billboards talk? Sign language

    How do billboards talk?

    Sign language
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    What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I...

    What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

    I find you very attractive.


    Happy V-Day!
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    What's E. T. short for? Because he's got...

    What's E. T. short for?

    Because he's got little legs.
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    Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? ...

    Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

    Because if it had 4, it'd be a chicken sedan!
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    I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete...

    I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding saying "ooooh I love how smooth it is".
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    What kind of Doctor is Dr. Pepper? A FIZZician

    What kind of Doctor is Dr. Pepper?

    A FIZZician
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    Does anyone need an Ark? I Noah guy.

    Does anyone need an Ark?

    I Noah guy.
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    What's better than Ted Danson? Ted singin' and...

    What's better than Ted Danson?

    Ted singin' and Danson
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    I got fired from my job at the calendar factory....

    I got fired from my job at the calendar factory. All I did was take some days off!
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    I used to work at a can crushing facility... ...

    I used to work at a can crushing facility...

    It was soda pressing.
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    How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow...

    How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

    Follow the fresh prints.
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    A communist joke isn't funny... Unless...

    A communist joke isn't funny...

    Unless everyone gets it.
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    RIP boiled water. You will be mist.

    RIP boiled water.

    You will be mist.
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    I shot a man with a paintball gun Just to watch...

    I shot a man with a paintball gun
    Just to watch him dye
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    Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean...

    Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.... That's just how I roll.
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    I'm terrified of elevators.. So I'm going to...

    I'm terrified of elevators.. So I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
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    I bought the world's worst thesaurus the other...

    I bought the world's worst thesaurus the other day! Not only is it terrible, but it's terrible.
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    What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't...

    What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time?

    One day my prints will come...
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    We for sure have an empty spot in our mini clan...

    We for sure have an empty spot in our mini clan (#289VQGR8L) we can make work... Our main clan is #8008VJ - Zanth Knights. Check us out.. We're competitive but chill. Mostly just a ton of fun people...
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    Just before midnight make sure to lift your left...

    Just before midnight make sure to lift your left leg...

    This way you can start the new year on the right foot.
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    Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only...

    Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one photo because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
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    How many tickles does it take to make an octopus...

    How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

    Tentacles
    (ten-tickles for the slow pokes)
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    What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of...

    What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

    HAAAAAAANNNDDD EEEEEYYYYYYEEEEEE
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    Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to...

    Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
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