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    Pretty sure I just update the jokes for me now 😂...

    Pretty sure I just update the jokes for me now 😂 If you've made it this far, leave a comment. You don't even have to join, just curious if anyone reads it.
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    I just heard the inventor of velcro died. RIP

    I just heard the inventor of velcro died. RIP
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    Dude 1: Hey bro? Dude 2: Yeah bro? Dude 1: Can...

    Dude 1: Hey bro?
    Dude 2: Yeah bro?
    Dude 1: Can you hand me that pamphlet?

    Dude 2: Brochure
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    WHERE to recruit

    So I've been using the forum to recruit ever since they got rid of global... And I started using the r/clashofclans discord to recruit... But if I'm being honest I absolutely despise that server. It...
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    Why are teslas so expensive? Because they...

    Why are teslas so expensive?

    Because they charge a lot.
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    Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in...

    Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica?

    It's dread-ful
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    Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a few...

    Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a few hours.

    Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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    What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his...

    What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

    I only have my-shelf to blame.

    (probably better when heard.)
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    My favorite novel is the Hunchback of Notre Dame....

    My favorite novel is the Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
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    Bad spellers of the world untie!

    Bad spellers of the world untie!
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    I have a joke about trickle down economics, but...

    I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
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    Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a...

    Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That's the punch line.
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    Why was the leper hockey game canceled? There...

    Why was the leper hockey game canceled?

    There was a face off in the corner.
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    My wife and I have reached the difficult decision...

    My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
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    Geology rocks.... But geography is where it's...

    Geology rocks....

    But geography is where it's at.
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    I have a fish that can break dance! Only for...

    I have a fish that can break dance!

    Only for 20 seconds though....

    And only once.
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    We have a mini clan you're more than welcome to...

    We have a mini clan you're more than welcome to come to. #289VQGR8L (say Bee sent you!)

    The war log there is impeccable, you can come get troops from the main or chill there if you hit a potion....
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    I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did...

    I was kidnapped by mimes once.

    They did unspeakable things to me.
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    To whoever stole my antidepressants : I hope...

    To whoever stole my antidepressants :

    I hope you're happy
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    When I was little my parents fed me alphabet...

    When I was little my parents fed me alphabet soup. They said I liked it..

    But they were just putting words in my mouth.
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    Why can't skeletons play church music? They...

    Why can't skeletons play church music?

    They don't have any organs
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    Why don't pirates bathe before they walk the...

    Why don't pirates bathe before they walk the plank?

    Because they'll wash up on shore later.
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    We currently have 47. Sorry it took so long to...

    We currently have 47. Sorry it took so long to respond. I only check the forum to update the post.
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    Knock knock Who's there? Daisy Daisy...

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Daisy

    Daisy who?

    Daisy me rollin', they hatin' 🎶
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    What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin...

    What do you call a fat psychic?

    A four-chin teller
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