Pretty sure I just update the jokes for me now 😂 If you've made it this far, leave a comment. You don't even have to join, just curious if anyone reads it.
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Pretty sure I just update the jokes for me now 😂 If you've made it this far, leave a comment. You don't even have to join, just curious if anyone reads it.
I just heard the inventor of velcro died. RIP
Dude 1: Hey bro?
Dude 2: Yeah bro?
Dude 1: Can you hand me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: Brochure
So I've been using the forum to recruit ever since they got rid of global... And I started using the r/clashofclans discord to recruit... But if I'm being honest I absolutely despise that server. It...
Why are teslas so expensive?
Because they charge a lot.
Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica?
It's dread-ful
Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?
I only have my-shelf to blame.
(probably better when heard.)
My favorite novel is the Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Bad spellers of the world untie!
I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That's the punch line.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
There was a face off in the corner.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Geology rocks....
But geography is where it's at.
I have a fish that can break dance!
Only for 20 seconds though....
And only once.
We have a mini clan you're more than welcome to come to. #289VQGR8L (say Bee sent you!)
The war log there is impeccable, you can come get troops from the main or chill there if you hit a potion....
I was kidnapped by mimes once.
They did unspeakable things to me.
To whoever stole my antidepressants :
I hope you're happy
When I was little my parents fed me alphabet soup. They said I liked it..
But they were just putting words in my mouth.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
They don't have any organs
Why don't pirates bathe before they walk the plank?
Because they'll wash up on shore later.
We currently have 47. Sorry it took so long to respond. I only check the forum to update the post.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin' 🎶
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller