Adult clan seeks like minded members
What’s this? What’s this? Adults are chatting free. What’s this? Everyone seems so carefree. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes, I must be dreaming, wake up man this isn’t fair. What’s this?
What’s this? What’s this? They’re nowhere to be found. What’s this? No kids are gathered around. What’s this? The members are all equal, they’re all treated like their people, everybody seems so happy, have I possibly gone daffy? What? Is? This?
This, my dear reader, is TheWFarm. A place where you can relax, crack open a beer, and just have fun. A drama free adult (21+) clan. A place where we have first and second breakfast followed by elevensies. A clan where we love a blue box and aim to misbehave. A group of people that know a shrubbery looks best with a second one next to it.....only slightly higher, so you get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
We do war once a week (100% optional) but please remember, we are just simple farmers. We are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons. We need people that will say hi. Tell us stories of the outside world. Give us hope of a better tomorrow. Put an end to the injustice. Right the wrongs. End the tyranny. Restore the throne. Protect the forest. Introduce folk dancing. Demand a four-day workweek and health care for Saxons and Normans.
A game should be fun. If not, what’s the $%&^*$ point? Here is a list of what our members say they left behind when joining us:
- Being yelled at for a bad war attack
- Lectured on the correct way to play the game
- A clan chat filled with negativity
- The overwhelming feeling of screw this game
So...you still with me? Good. As I said, we are an adult clan and kids attention spans wouldn't allow them to read this far.
Now, for the much needed information:
Request via the game. Make your request personal. Default requests will be denied! Helps me from having to quiz 100 hoppers a day.
