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What's the most stupidest thing you've seen on global?
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Mine is that a person accused a th2 of ♥♥♥♥ing because he has wiz in his camp (from tutorial):facepalm:
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Hey, you copied my sig, you could at least quote it:(Quote:
Originally Posted by MustafaNation
I got accused of gemming and he refused to look at my gg
I guess kids should learn English before going on global accusing people of gemming. Perhaps, gemming is a huge crime there? I don't know. Oh, and yeah adults need to learn not to care as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aphrodi
The stupidest things I commonly see are little noobs down in bronze trying to pick up chicks.
Need gf or. Any girls here?Quote:
Originally Posted by jaronhudson15
I hate arrogant noobs lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by BillyBooze
I think gemming a sin in global which I personally find funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reav3R
Don't even joke about that, those people are extremely annoyingQuote:
Originally Posted by BillyBooze
Its an interesting thread.I have also come across all those posts.
I have seen noobs without a CC asking for clans which donate PEKKA lol.
Lower level rushed bases with low war stars.... Only accepting level 5-6 war clans lol.... Can get to high level by losing wars .... Just lots of them... If clan rank was like trophy rank .... Steal rank from the losing clan.... I wonder how many would still be at 1 or 2....
I saw something like this
Guy: any girls?
Girl: I am a girl
Guy: Wanna chat?
Girl: How old are you?
Guy: 20, u?
Girl: 13
Guy: Whats your kik
I was like dude
Lol. 10 LolsQuote:
Originally Posted by GuyBuddy
clear chat/
Done.
OMG! He's a Champion! Everyone report him because he h@cks.
*Champion player gets banned. He only said "Hi."*
Getting banned from global should be an achievement. Anyone sane person should receive gems for going there in the first place.Quote:
Originally Posted by Echo006
There's definitely worse. Like a player without a CC asking for clans which donate a Barbarian King. Sometimes I do it too, as a troll.Quote:
Originally Posted by SpectreX
Once saw a lvl 18 recruiting.. Said he had a maxed account, when asked why it wasn't also there he went very quiet ;)
Join here! I have a maxed account. Well, it's th3... but it's still maxed... Free co!Quote:
Originally Posted by Calgon
The stupidest thing ever was the time I decided to open global chat.
"redditos arguing if x player is female or not"
♥♥♥♥ global is HQ for every desperate loser in clash.
Now that's something I haven't seen yet. Notice how I said "yet".Quote:
Originally Posted by GuyBuddy
The ones that try to sell accounts. Or even more stupid, the ones willing to buy them.
Stupidest thing I've seen on global was me for being there.
I see something drummer every time I go to global. Lets just say its not safe place to be...
One of the Dumbest thing I've seen wasa few days ago when 2 idiots were bragging about using using bunnies. So I screen capped the conversation and sent it to supercell.
Ive been checking on their bases. There has been no activity on them since SC got back to me. I hope they are banned permanently
A Noob TH7 once said that he could 3-star my Mid-TH9 base with Level 1 Dragons. :facepalm:
Yet I have Level 6/7 Air Defenses, and Level 10/11 Arch Towers. :p
I've seen TH2-4 Players asking for Dragons/Pekkas in their Clan Castle loads of times. :facepalm:
And worst of all, a Level 22 SuperPremie Townhall 10. I said he had the best Defense ever to troll him. :smirk:
Sadly I've seen this on multiple occasions.Quote:
Originally Posted by GuyBuddy
I go there often to grab a few members. 1 in every 100 would work out.
I have a hard time NOT calling out the idiots. Yeah, I may get banned. Good thing we use line app so I can let my clan know I can't war.
I have a lady member who doesn't put up with a lot ♥♥♥♥. She'll kick you in a heartbeat. GOOD JOB STONERGIRL!
I started typing the lyrics of Bohemian Rhapsody once. What's stupid is no one joined it. Someone took the "Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all" part literally and tried to suicide counsel me.
I know how you feel T_T :smirk:Quote:
Originally Posted by charizzle
Hahahaha, that's so priceless, lolQuote:
Originally Posted by charizzle
i came across a guy saying he was sad. As a person who doesn't like seeing fellow clashers in pain... i asked him what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him...he was 13 :facepalm:. I told him ice cream would make him feel better. "Ice cream just doesn't taste the same without her".
Theses are old: April 4th, 2015 old.
One saturday morning.
This is what I normal get in the mornings... Afternoons are just children.
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Can't see. :3Quote:
Originally Posted by PeanuttWildy
I realized that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheeserman
Did he say that on purpose?Quote:
Originally Posted by StormDragons
Now you can.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheeserman
this guy wanted someone to join (nothing out of the normal here), and he sent an invite naturally. multiple of them, still normal.
whays funny is he then later said "join"..."I have sent invite 4 time"
this is made me laugh so hard. I've never seen anyone that said that before. they obviously didn't realize that they were rejecting his invites for a reason
I got told I was an a s s for no reason
I love trolling on English global. Norsk is for the serious moments.
Me on English global: TH12 confirmed!!!
Noobs: yayy! Join here!
Some smart guy: But Th11 isn't here yet!
Noobs: Who cares! Join here free co!
:facepalm:
Hahahaha one of my favorite things to do is say I'm a girl to those people who keep looking for gfs, and then when they're hooked I tell them, it's so funny, I never understood how they fall for thatQuote:
Originally Posted by kartikeya2010
A defenceless th7 in master 2 come in global and said should i move that cannon all people scout him.
Now, that's not stupid, that awesomely funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by Swag12
I saw a TH9 with a full set of lavas and 28/30 heroes, WITHOUT A CLAN CASTLE (broken and in the initial position), the other day!
That is by far, the weirdest base I have ever seen. Zero War Hero, Friend in Need, Spoils of War .. of course.
Generally, Global is an infinite source for stupidity, but hey, you get some good laughs too :-)
/Affront
when a th7 wanted to join my clan, then he mistakely muted me, (instead of visiting me) and asked everyone about my clan name. After a while he said in global " Im such a fool, im asking you guys about his clan, now i realised that i was on his base' that was just hilarious!!!!
/clearchat
Stupidest thing I have seen is a th10 in bronze asking me to invite him to my clan for a 10 barbarians.I thought he was farming,and wondered why he wanted barbs.When I clicked on his profile I discovered he had wall breakers top.