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In no particular order -
- AQ AI is broken
- AQ is OP
- AQ healer combo is OP
- AQ is dumb
- WB AI is broken
- SC is greedy
- All troops wander round bases!
- The Sweeper has ruined air raids
- Where is all the loot
- Hogs are useless since update
- War matchmaking sucks
- Latest update sucks
- Last update sucks
- Next update sucks
- Learn to Funnel
- All top players gem
- All top clans ♥♥♥♥♥
- :facepalm:
You forgot:
"I'm maxed except..."
"Learn how to raid storages"
"Farm bonus in Champs"
"Bring back zapping"
"I can't find other TH8's in Masters I"
This should be a sticky with the statement "If you're planning to start a thread under one of these topics, prepare yourself for sarcasm, redirection, and general trolling."
No dead bases
No collector raids
Barching to Champs is easy
My base is maxed except for....
Revenge is broken
Matchmaking is broken
good shouts...I forgot....
Champ is broken and
Titan is broken
Place all your collectors and storages to the outside.
I can't make any decisions myself so I need help on what to upgrade. Should I upgrade this or that?
I never use this, but I use that a lot. It's a tough decision!
"War matchmaking is broken"
"Loot is broken"
"Revenge is broken"
"Game is broken"
Or "if this doesn't get fixed, im quitting the game!"
Keep getting attacked by th9s
More recently...
poison on spell is op
eq spell is op
lithtning is useless
so true..I forgot the new raft of Dark Spell clichés....
So true 😁:p;)
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Originally Posted by kbergou21
Would they bother to read said sticky? I think not.
Thanks for the laugh though. Great thread to start out my morning.
"I,m New Help me:smirk:"
When does the next update come out?
I got banned fr 2 days plzz help
Oh, and
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:facepalm:
"Titan is getting better as more people move up" (usually said by someone whos never played above 4k)
"If there werent any whales, how would lower players push?"
"If you are max, you won. Drop and do something else like join newbie clans and donate."
There needs to be one right after these that pertain to updates....Quote:
Originally Posted by Holps
- 1 week later after "new update sucks" ..... wait for it ..... Whens the next update!!
:D
It's probably because they want to know if all the things in the last update will be reverted back, even though they wanted them changed to begin with.Quote:
Originally Posted by VecTor622
"Loot is broken"
"Matchmaking is broken"
"War matching needs fixing"
"Poison spell is OP"
"EQ vs Jump"
"Lvl1 EQ spell needs nerf"
"Lvl4 EQ spell needs buff"
"Bring back zapping"
And my personal favourite
" **Insert any of the above rant** or I will quit!!"
"Learn to adapt"
with or without... "Go play HayDay"
"EQ math doesn't make sense"
"TH9 attacking TH8 is unfair"
My favorite is
"you need to max everything" (with companion of) "I never had idle builders...EVER"
"upgrading eq is pointless"
"check out my th (6.4, 9.2, 10.6, 8.3, 3.14159265359)
"My ThX is 3 stars thY all day"
"Rushers" and "hoppers" are good ones.
You forgot,
"Make heroes usable in war or I quit."
XD
Also, 'When is the next one gem boost?'
haha
Learn to funnel is a good one :)
This I like. I would also like to receive a notification when aforementioned threads are created, so I may do my part in fulfilling the prophecy.Quote:
Originally Posted by kbergou21
Unless, of course I am the th9...Quote:
Originally Posted by raidingisfun
my favorite is threads titled "the one & only ....." yes you are the boss of the forum you are the only one allowed to discuss a specific topic, all must bow to your "one & only" thread.. :smirk:
1.nerf "xxxxx" ,buff "xxxx".
2."my defence are max,doing walls and heroes"
3."valk are useless" ,"valk are OP"
4.help!!!
"
gimmE elixir WALLS upgrade PlEaSe! Leval 7 WALLZ so expenshIvE! ug sup erc ell u made dis so hard 4 me :mad:
5 hr old thread↓↓↓Quote:
Originally Posted by jakewebs
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Originally Posted by Jaxxx007
and of course:
"if you think <insert troop combo of choice> is OP, why don't you start using them yourself"
is this the thread where SC apologists come to ridicule legit game issues?
"OMG u pay for ur GEMS?"
"I'll take that as a compliment."
:smirk:
Anything except a 3 star is a fail in my clan!
GoWiPe is a 2 star strat.
TH8.5/9.5 are cowards who can't attack like for like.
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Copy and paste this till supercell Notices"
helerzz r fur nooobz
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Originally Posted by Holps
Sweeping means over generalization. Not everything on your lists are over generalizations as some are legitimate problems that needs exposure to garner priority in hopes of getting fixed (isn't that what forums are for?). However what is clear is that the forum is full of sarcastic trolls who are slowly but surely turning a positive, constructive environment into a haven of toxicity. I have learnt much from the forum during my early days when the forum members were more constructive and mature, and I would love to contribute back to the community. However, due to sarcastic know it all nay sayers and trolls, with each passing day I'm more and more incline to say screw it and just stick to the recruitment forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Godzilla86
Um
Heroes for war or less tim3???
Help me decide. Should i upgrade to TH2 from TH1?
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Originally Posted by Godzilla86
♥♥♥♥♥!!!!
#1 is my biggest pet peeve
"I'm maxed except" - than prepare for the grocery list of items that are not maxed.