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So today i thought I'd order my builders to remove obstacles, since i needed some gems. But only half of them had gems!!! You don't have to be Batman or Sherlock to know what's going on. Only villagers and builders touch the bushes and trees, THEY ARE STEALING FROM ME! How am I supposed to crush my enimes when my own are doing such evil? :mad:
SC make it so villagers can be target practice for my archers, that is all.
All most forgot the builders
No food for them!
Fire the ones you have and hire new ones.
Slay them all.
Strongly recommend getting a therapist, YOU dont pay them well. your village econmy is horrible
My slaves don't dare steal from me
Just order them in the cc and send them at youelr enemies
They will most likely sue you... and with their money sources I'm pretty sure you would lose that argument :smirk:
Minimum wage is 1 gem :smirk:Quote:
Originally Posted by lasmite
Haha. My villagers don't dare steal from me. I hope.....
Too long not really punishmentQuote:
Originally Posted by jc1589b
Too messyQuote:
Originally Posted by OnyxClan
They get to live on my land and have 24hr protection, they don't get paid.Quote:
Originally Posted by itsobvious
This is a good idea, but they would lose then my base is toast.Quote:
Originally Posted by charizzle
I'm Judge and JuryQuote:
Originally Posted by lasmite
Keep an eye on themQuote:
Originally Posted by Frosticewolf
This is hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by BluBest
I to have caught mine stealing from me so I took inspiration from the book Misery by S. King (not the movie!!). I broke out the axe and the blow torch and started chopping and cauterizing there wee little legs. They now move around the village in wheelchairs made of sticks with stone wheels as I am too cheap to buy them nice wheelchairs.
I now get gem boxes more often and always get gems from obstacles so the ends justifies the means!!! Muwahahaha!
Nice!Quote:
Originally Posted by Warp3dM1nd
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Threads like this make my day.
I fit them all with shock collars. If I clear a shrub and it has no gems, all the teslas go off at once.Quote:
Originally Posted by BluBest
doesn't work too well if the shrub isn't in range of any teslas :smirk:Quote:
Originally Posted by C11H12N2O2
That's ok, those that get it serve as example for the rest.Quote:
Originally Posted by charizzle
all I do is:
villager villager,
yes chief;
stealing gems,
no chief,
drop your clothes,
ha ha ha
matter settled (ref: poem- johny johny)
Builders are yours. They are greedy and love gems very much, this is why you buy them with gems.
After this, do whatever you want with them.
But, you don't own the villagers.
Your troops won't share the pig unless they bring gems . So pretty much your entire village is against you . Fire them all and start off fresh. Lol. OR keep your camps emptied so they can't be bullied by the troops
Mods gone for one week. Forum turns hilarious over night. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!!
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I had this same problem until I upgraded them all to lvl 2. Ever since then they have been much more obedient.
Lol . Lvl2 is nice but I heard lvl 3 builders are 2x as fast and each obstacle gives 5 gems . Anyone here really know . Let me know please wouldn't wanna do the upgrade if it's not.worth it
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Originally Posted by Kowalski711
How is this helping me torture my villagers?Quote:
Originally Posted by pikacu221
Some villagers are ugly and if a builder did that I'd go permanently blind.Quote:
Originally Posted by maxrider
Lol!Quote:
Originally Posted by BluBest
Itll get more people to see this thread which will get you more help with the villagers.
Just wait until they try to unionize on you. Suddenly it will take 2 builders and a supervisor to remove a bush.
TrueQuote:
Originally Posted by Kowalski711
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I got the achievement "Union Buster" so they wouldn't dare.Quote:
Originally Posted by zanshin1731
Walski has posted.ASA on every thread . I.don't know but why spam every thread with that some.are pretty good
How to make them pay:
1. Destroy them
2. Fit them into the clan castle
3. Ever heard of chains?
4. Knock them senseless
5. Make them give a refund
6. Repeat above over and over
Make a sign of dont touch and put on obstecalls
Gem box supposed to come in 100
SC takes their cut of 50 and stuff/hide in behind trees, bushes, rocks, ...
Builder Union take 25
That left 25 for us as village chief :smirk:
♥♥♥♥ :DQuote:
Originally Posted by C11H12N2O2
this one is hilarious :D
Feed them to the Sharks..... The sea is just by ur village;)
then recruit villagers from Victoria secret.Quote:
Originally Posted by BluBest
Never mind, you would still become blind :smirk:
I made my villagers sleep in the building huts with the sweaty builders.
How did this solve my problem? Well have you seen those builders Oh-my-god! Sweaty and not the hunkiest of men! Especially with a camp full of barbarians. So my villagers where pretty horrified after a few nights especially with the cramped conditions, snoring and blatant attempts the builders made to try and get to see some Villager flesh! and I Quote.
"Ello love, fancy a bath? I could build you one so you could freshen up! It'd have to go in that corner, in front of the sofa though. On account of the lack of space and all."
So basically after a few nights the villagers where horrified at the prospect of being moved into the builder huts on a permanent basis. So now they act as police and that is why mine clap at bushes etc. As they have completed their hourly count of the gems and all is well. Any time a gem goes missing...well lets just say a horde of angry women and really make a crooked builder honest!
Hope this helps.