[Virgin Hunters] - Recruiting Bros

Clan Name: Virgin Hunters

Clan Tag: #L8088YYP
War Frequency: Twice a Week

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Hi there,

We are a new, phresh, innovative (jks we just copy off reddit) clan of bros who look after each other. We support casual intercourse and the occasional drunk hook-up. We are looking for more bros who are able to share similar experiences in the club or house party scenes. We accept people who are active and participate in wars when assigned, although you don't have to be in every war.

Basic Clan Requirements

• Be active in chat
• Be sexually active
• Must use both attacks in war; first one against your equal partner, second against some poor noob
• Be willing to help other bros get action and be supportive of their accomplishments (i.e. first finger-bash)

What will you get from us?

• Mature and friendly chat involving lots of ♥♥♥ *secks education
• Great advice from the leaders and other members to enhance your sexual life
• Some useless information about Clash of Clans (seriously, you aren't here for Clash of Clans advice)

Promotions?

Promotions are earned when receiving a specified title:

• Virgin Slayer, if we see you are capable of achieving this honourable medal, you will be promoted to elder
• Virgin Destroyer, if we see you are capable of achieving this honourable medal, you will be promoted to co-leader (VERY HARD TO EARN)

Pretty self-explanatory ... get laid --> get promoted.

Leader + Co-leader = BIG BOYS
Elders = LITTLE BOYS
Members = BOYS

How to apply?

EASY! Request to join in game (search #L8088YYP in 'Search Clans') with a short description of your first sexual interaction.

Thanks lot, hope you enjoyed reading and are interested in joining the bros.
THIS IS SERIOUS! THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

Regards,
Big Boys