Every other Global Chat Ever

So, I guess you have all once gone on the global chat, left, and decided never to go back again.
Those who haven't, YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT MISS IT!
To sum it up, what basically happens is-



Player 1: Join here

Player 2: Clear chat//















Player 1:Join here
Player 1: /clearchat
Player 3: Clear chat//
Player 3: why it not work???
player 2: cuz ur grammar suks
player 3: need clan with co


TH10 player in a good clan: Hi
Player 3: Can I join TH10 player?

TH10 player in good clan: No. U r too low lvl
Player 3: **** u
Touchy player 4: Everyone report player 3!!!
Player 3: I'll report u, u idiot
Player 5: Any girls on?
Player named Emma: Hi! Join here!
Player 5: Emma, do u hav kik?
Emma: Noo...
player 4: Hey player 5, stop trying to get girls on a game!
Player 5: wots it 2 u???
player 7: ****
player 7: ***********
player 2: shut up
player 1: join here
player 1: join
rushed player: wassup
player 2: u are rushed
rushed player: **** you
playe 7: hahsnskskjsjsisisnwamamma
player 8: shut up
player 7: ksjwiwhwjsmmsjsk,smsks
player 9: Hello
player 10: Join here for free co
player 11: will I get co?
Pkayer 11: invite
player 10: u don't have clan castle
player 12: free co
player 13: nee****od clan
player 14: join here
Clanless dude: wassup
clanless dude 2: hey clanless dude, wanna make a clan?
player 10: EVERYONE REPORT PLAYER 13!!! Player 13 is A HOPPER!!
Player 13: I am not hopper
player 15: rate my base
player 10: 0
player 13: 3
Player 16: habulsmsjdkslalamsisjdmkdodkfjsjfiuhd
player 17: shuddup noob
player 16: u r noob
player 17: ur mum
player 16: how's my base
player 17: it suks
player 18: hush u 2. Calm down.
TH5: I have a th10 acc in maga empire
player 18: maga empire????
TH5: I can 3 star u easily
player 18: lol noob
TH5: ur mum



Thanks for your comments and feedback! Edited it using your wonderful feedback! Thanks ✌️

Any others which I missed?
Tell me and I'll add it on.

Ty for reading

-Nex

You forgot
I want war if i come
I need *high lvl troop* who can give me
The squigly lines ones
Mm par lar ones

In Italian global it's always everybody insulting everybody so I don't really bother anymore



(is there a way to switch global? I'd much rather be in the English one)

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Originally Posted by hashtagbene

In Italian global it's always everybody insulting everybody so I don't really bother anymore



(is there a way to switch global? I'd much rather be in the English one)

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Change game language to english

You deserve a medal for writing this. Its so... perfect. And true.

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Originally Posted by Calin2015

Change game language to english

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My game is set to English already but the global channel doesn't change

Player: asl plss..

Lol true story
And then another one
Hey ya want some free gems? Give me your google plus account and i give you infinite gems

Player 15: your mom
Player 16: wAnna make a clan together?

That one person who joins and leaves a clan, immediately followed by "XXXXX is a hopper! " and then also loads of people writing /Clear Chat and not making a massive space, as they try copycat behaviour. (I spend an unhealthy amount of time on global)

Player 1: Rate my base
Player 2: 0

Player 17: Any boys on?
Player 18: Me
Player 19: Me
Player 20: Me
Player 21: Me
Player 22: Me
Player 23: Me
Rushed player 24: I reached champions woohoo.
Player 25: You are a noob.
Player 26: Rushed player 24, can I join?
Player 27: Me too

I'm sorry I still believe I had the stupidest global ever.

Player 1: firespawn join!
Me: No
Player 1: Y not?
Me: I'm already in a better Clan
Player 1: *******
Me: Stars?
Rushed TH7: plz join me fire
Me: Not joining anyone


Rushed TH7: We Donate lvl 27 Archer Queens

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Originally Posted by 789firespawn

I'm sorry I still believe I had the stupidest global ever.

Player 1: firespawn join!
Me: No
Player 1: Y not?
Me: I'm already in a better Clan
Player 1: *******
Me: Stars?
Rushed TH7: plz join me fire
Me: Not joining anyone


Rushed TH7: We Donate lvl 27 Archer Queens

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We donate lvl 27 Archer Queens LMAOOOOOO

"Can I get Co-Leader?"

OP was brilliant with post, spot on. Left off one thing though- after the first clown uses the /clear chat cut and paste trick, 4 other players on global will attempt to copy him:



player 7: clear chat
player 6: /clear chat
player 5: /clear chat
player 4: hi, don't invite me
player 3: /clear chat








player 2: g*** clan
player 2: I need a g*** clan
player 1: any girls on?

Player 1: Any girls
P2: .. I'm a girl. Y?
P1 : u hav a kik?
Me: hello global
P3: Join
Me: No thanks, I'm the leader here
P4: Argat, join. We cud use u bro
Me: I'm the leader
P3: Join
P4 pllzzzzzzzzz
P5: /clear chat






Me: /clear noobs
P1: /clear chat
Me: Dang.. didn't work.

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Originally Posted by Argat

Player 1: Any girls
P2: .. I'm a girl. Y?
P1 : u hav a kik?
Me: hello global
P3: Join
Me: No thanks, I'm the leader here
P4: Argat, join. We cud use u bro
Me: I'm the leader
P3: Join
P4 pllzzzzzzzzz
P5: /clear chat






Me: /clear noobs
P1: /clear chat
Me: Dang.. didn't work.

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ROTFL Clear noobs

😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👏👏👏👏

players have reported you for inappropriate behavior, please come back in 24 hours or never come back at all because it is full of children. good day.

I think you summed global up perfectly.

When that TH10 guy with max troops comes to Global, and he doesn't have a clan. Let's call him Thomas.

Thomas: Hi
P1: JOIN ME THOMAS
P2: THOMAS JOIN US WE HAVE DRAGONS
P3: Thomas please can you join
Jealous P4: Thomas your base is so rushed
Gemmer P5: How many gems did you spend on your base Thomas LOL
Flirty P6: Thomas, what's your kik?
Angry P7: Everyone report Thomas because he's in Titan League.

Thomas' Phone:

You have been banned from Global Chat for 24 hours because other players have reported you.

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Originally Posted by EliteBanana

37% Teen boys looking for a date
3% girls with hearts in their names
10% boys pretending to be girls
30% People spamming for members
5% Awesome people to talk with
2% Clanless people refusing every clan offer
3% People saying "shut up" for no reason
10% Trolls
1% People that can't count up percentages correctly

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Refer to my super-accurate list :thumbsup::smirk:

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Originally Posted by Echo006

When that TH10 guy with max troops comes to Global, and he doesn't have a clan. Let's call him Thomas.

Thomas: Hi
P1: JOIN ME THOMAS
P2: THOMAS JOIN US WE HAVE DRAGONS
P3: Thomas please can you join
Jealous P4: Thomas your base is so rushed
Gemmer P5: How many gems did you spend on your base Thomas LOL
Flirty P6: Thomas, what's your kik?
Angry P7: Everyone report Thomas because he's in Titan League.

Thomas' Phone:

You have been banned from Global Chat for 24 hours because other players have reported you.

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LOL hahaha.XD

Thanks guys for your wonderful feedback! Used up some of your ideas and added em on! Keep em comin'! Ty

✌️
-Nex

This did make me smile...and I'm at work so some achievement..thank you. :smirk:

Wish I had that chat. All i have is arabic.

Welcome to Global! Where tweenage dating, and I.Q.'s of 70 abound. Keep calm and clash on.

♥♥♥♥ @thread

Keep it coming :)

Awesome!!You covered everything.Most of the players on global are "JoiNerds"!

I don't see why anybody would ever use global chat.

Funny genuine exchange last night -

unnamed Global fun jockey - 'Josey why don't you have a clan'
me - 'I'm not looking thanks'
fun jockey - 'Why not'
me - 'I'm happy just grinding walls mate.'
fun jockey - 'So why are you on global'
me - 'Just chilling while I wait for troops'
fun jockey - 'Well your family must hate you'

....demp

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Originally Posted by Holps

Funny genuine exchange last night -

unnamed Global fun jockey - 'Josey why don't you have a clan'
me - 'I'm not looking thanks'
fun jockey - 'Why not'
me - 'I'm happy just grinding walls mate.'
fun jockey - 'So why are you on global'
me - 'Just chilling while I wait for troops'
fun jockey - 'Well your family must hate you'

....demp

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rofl. BTW great thread OP. Made my day.

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Originally Posted by Nexus18

So, I guess you have all once gone on the global chat, left, and decided never to go back again.
Those who haven't, YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT MISS IT!
To sum it up, what basically happens is-



Player 1: Join here

Player 2: Clear chat//















Player 1:Join here
Player 1: /clearchat
Player 3: Clear chat//
Player 3: why it not work???
player 2: cuz ur grammar suks
player 3: need clan with co


TH10 player in a good clan: Hi
Player 3: Can I join TH10 player?

TH10 player in good clan: No. U r too low lvl
Player 3: **** u
Touchy player 4: Everyone report player 3!!!
Player 3: I'll report u, u idiot
Player 5: Any girls on?
Player named Emma: Hi! Join here!
Player 5: Emma, do u hav kik?
Emma: Noo...
player 4: Hey player 5, stop trying to get girls on a game!
Player 5: wots it 2 u???
player 7: ****
player 7: ***********
player 2: shut up
player 1: join here
player 1: join
rushed player: wassup
player 2: u are rushed
rushed player: **** you
playe 7: hahsnskskjsjsisisnwamamma
player 8: shut up
player 7: ksjwiwhwjsmmsjsk,smsks
player 9: Hello
player 10: Join here for free co
player 11: will I get co?
Pkayer 11: invite
player 10: u don't have clan castle
player 12: free co
player 13: nee****od clan
player 14: join here
Clanless dude: wassup
clanless dude 2: hey clanless dude, wanna make a clan?
player 10: EVERYONE REPORT PLAYER 13!!! Player 13 is A HOPPER!!
Player 13: I am not hopper
player 15: rate my base
player 10: 0
player 13: 3
Player 16: habulsmsjdkslalamsisjdmkdodkfjsjfiuhd
player 17: shuddup noob
player 16: u r noob
player 17: ur mum
player 16: how's my base
player 17: it suks
player 18: hush u 2. Calm down.
TH5: I have a th10 acc in maga empire
player 18: maga empire????
TH5: I can 3 star u easily
player 18: lol noob
TH5: ur mum



Thanks for your comments and feedback! Edited it using your wonderful feedback! Thanks ✌️

Any others which I missed?
Tell me and I'll add it on.

Ty for reading

-Nex

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Greatest Post Of All Time. Supercell Needs To Make A Like Button. One I've Come Across Is,"im the best player here," or,"best clan ever here, mature active gonna have a million war wins." Great Job!!!!

Spot on there. Ta for the laugh, muchly appreciated today. Tho you forgot the awesome are you a girl/boy question.