1-10 posts: love doctor spambot
11-100 posts: n00b
101-200 posts: still a noob
300-500 posts: scrub
501-1000 posts: premie
1001-1336 posts: clasher
1337 posts: uber hax0r
1338 - 2000 posts: veteran
2001 - 4999 posts: addict
5000-9000 posts: legend
9001 posts: dragon balloon wizard
9002-25000 posts: no-life
25000-99999 posts: gemmer
100000+ posts: crapposter
