The Ten Commandments of CoC

I wanted to try and come up with ten overarching rules. Here goes:

1. You shall not donate useless or unwanted troops to CC.

2. You shall not impersonate staff.

3. You shall attack war day, or be dishonored.

4. You shall donate and participate in your clan.

5. No h@cking, ♥♥♥♥♥ing, 3xploiting, or emulating.

6. No E-dating on global.

7. No trolling or spamming on global.

8. No giving away of private information.

9. Honor the leaders in your clan.

10. Don't envy your fellow clasher, his base, his gems, his troops, clan, or anything that is his.

Anyone else can try to tweak this list, or make up a different one.

i broke 1, 3, 4, and 9 :p

I can cope and not guilty on all of those, except maybe 10.

Feel free to envy the loot of others, and alleviate them of it whenever possible.

Thou shalt not swear like you got Tourette's
Thou shalt not change your name to 'deez nuts', 'pewdiepie', 'chief pat' etc etc etc
Thou shalt not spam chat with senselessness and emoticons

...... cos you're 10, and think any of these are in any way clever or funny.

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Originally Posted by Turnarcades

Thou shalt not swear like you got Tourette's
Thou shalt not change your name to 'deez nuts', 'pewdiepie', 'chief pat' etc etc etc
Thou shalt not spam chat with senselessness and emoticons

...... cos you're 10, and think any of these are in any way clever or funny.

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I am forced to disagree.

My clan chat is swamped in obscenities.....but then, we are mostly a bunch of early middle aged men.
Some of which are Australian, so it's unavoidable.

I broke them all :p

Yeah but as adults we all know the difference between swearing in exclamation, banter where it just flows in the talk style and atmosphere.......... Compared to "F*** C*** A** B***......" Typed just for the sake of seeing some naughty words on the screen of mommy and daddy's contract phone.

Know what I mean?

I find a these 2 to be VERY important.

Thou shalt always be labbing.
Thou shalt never upgrade thine Town Hall until all walls, defenses, and structures are upgraded.

The second is akin to just gimping your clan in war and punishable by das boot.

breaking rule number 7 is to much fun :p

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Originally Posted by Turnarcades

Thou shalt not swear like you got Tourette's
Thou shalt not change your name to 'deez nuts', 'pewdiepie', 'chief pat' etc etc etc
Thou shalt not spam chat with senselessness and emoticons

...... cos you're 10, and think any of these are in any way clever or funny.

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I'm usually anti filter, but I sure with they'd force everyone named "deez nuts" to get a new name. It's vulgar.