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We are a tight knit clan of adults. We enjoy each other's company and are way too active in clash for our ages.
In finest dating site style we require like minded souls to join our band.
We have other active threads here if you must know more. But lol you really need is a slightly witty or cheesy request and we will look at you. Being active is key. We war 3 times a week and you are expected to support your clan by taking both attacks.
Give us a whirl, we surprise most that join!
Have you been looking for that clan that just feels like home? Looking for a group of witty fun adults that love to clash, war and share a lot of banter in clan chat? Looking for the right mix of not too war crazy (it is a game after all) and just enough serious that we strategize our attacks and organize our wars? Then we might be what you've been searching for!
most people that join find our clan that special place they haven't found elsewhere in their clashing life. We are a super great, warm and friendly clan that has been together for a long time now. Most of us are on the higher end of the age spectrum...I think some may even qualify for a senior discount! 😜 our biggest problem seems to be we chat a lot and forget to raid! Or it could be that old age setting in and we just forget what we were going to do anyways...lol
To join us and see if we are a fit...you MUST have a sense of humor....you MUST have a tidy lawn ( ok...that's not a must but ES gets antsy if he sees a lot of clutter!)...you Must have a clever join request because we will reject you quickly if you don't even take the time to write a request other than the default one....you MUST be chatty (we don't want any wallflowers)...and you MUST watch the video on our website that shows the origin of our fearless leaders name! Just remember, it can never be unseen...it may scare you even!)
anywyas...if any of this little bit sounds like you could enjoy clashing with us...stop by and see what we are all about. Port and Cheese! Come for the Port but stay for the Cheese! ( be warned...Whoo likes to eat all the crackers so we may be running low on them)
Pre mature th8 here I'll like to join😄
OMG I watched the video of how their leader got his name! Very wrong...just wrong..
no doubt on that front...
active and chatty adults always welcome.. Vary the join request so we know you've read something about us... Or reply here....
hi guys! I'm from enter the Kitty (we had an epic war recently with you guys) wanted to come over if you've got space? Sent a request originally but forgot to change the text so got rejected 🙈Quote:
Originally Posted by Monkinutz
A valuable addition. Hope you enjoy. Spaces still available people!
Be active, mature and chatty please
We still have a few spots left...but we aren't accepting just ANYONE! You need to be original in your request....need to have a non rushed base (th7-8 preferred but open to other possibilities),...and if we let you in, you need to talk...no wallflowers allowed! Lol
Also, please be 25 and up...then we can share stories about favorite denture cleaners, how to get the squeak out of our walkers, and what to do about those age spots!!! (Ok...we really aren't THAT old...but some are getting there!)
come me play with us!
28yo from US looking to join
Laid back near max th10 looking for a clan with a good mix of social ability and clashing ability. Currently in higher ground with ign of whosbrandon if you want to check out my base/stats. Thx