Make a Goblin King that looks like David Bowie

The entire joke is in the subject line, here's the explanation for our younger and more International friends:

An early 1980s Hollywood movie called The Labyrinth featured flamboyant musician David Bowie as the Goblin King. Decades before cgi, the creatures were giant puppets created by Jim Henson's workshop, making the film a special effects miracle in its day.

This is a spoof of the many requests on this thread for a new goblin-based dark elixir hero.