I'm against picketing but I don't know how to show it.
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I'm against picketing but I don't know how to show it.
Did you hear about the smug inmate who climbed down the prison wall?
He was a condescending con descending.
Whoever stole my thesaurus, you made me feel bad, you are a bad person and I hope bad things happen to you.
A photon walks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he needs help with his bags. The photon replies "No thanks, I'm travelling light".
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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will Let it go.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
Q: What does a nosy pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.