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369 wins. 148 losses
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Why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? Because they take everything literally.
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
A: Because it was not peeling well
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest they said no professionals.
When I told my mum I was gonna build a car out of spaghetti she told me it couldn't be done. You shoulda seen the look on her face when I drove pasta
Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A: I think I'm coming down with something!