My recruitment thread never posts

There's nothing inappropriate in it. Can someone from supercell tell me what to do differently? This is getting ridiculous. I would make changes if I knew what it needed.

-In the "Looking for Clanmates" section of this website's forums.

Here's what keeps never showing up:

Welcome to Cloud Holler ~ where everyone values you as a teammate.

We are mostly 30ish year olds based primarily out of the East Coast USA
Our stance on war: We love warring together twice weekly. But we also know that a cutthroat approach to war almost always poisons the whole clan community dynamic. So yeah, we win a lot. But our personal self worth isn't tied up in constant war domination.

Donations: Donations given and received usually stay even for each of our members. We're not watching your ratio like a hawk. If you need troops, get some troops homie! If someone requests, share the love. We want our teammates to get better, and sharing baller troops is the best way to do that.

Farm or Trophy? Well, do whatever you have to do! Some of our top players are currently pushing in order to better recruit on global. Historically, there are always about a third of us doing just that. Pushing helps recruit, helps your gamer pride, and helps you practice for stellar war attacks. But if your builders are snoozing, farm away and get that loot!
A bit more on the culture: We will war twice a week with rotating generals. Warring in this manner affords us the ability to have many different kinds, sizes, and strategies for war AND your leaders won't get trench mind and lose it. So, double sweet.
In Cloud Holler, it's cool to celebrate wins with your teammates and learn together in a positive uplifting manner from losses and mistakes. Stay cool, my babies. Stay cool.

Town Hall 8 Requirements:

• We only accept a few 8s, about 15% of the clan
• Nearly Maxed
• Barbarian King level 7 or higher
• Level 3 dragons
• A sense of humor

Town Hall 9 Requirements:

• Base must have been maxed at 8 first
• Hero levels combined should equal 15 or more
• Level 6 archers
• A sense of humor

Town Hall 10 Requirements:

• Base must have been maxed at 9 first. There is some leniency with walls and heroes.
• Hero levels combined should equal 30 or more.
• Level 7 archers OR an already impressive dark troop collection.
• Freeze spell
• Inferno towers
• A sense of humor

Ten absolute facts about Cloud Holler:

1. At least 90% of our members are college graduates and know how to correctly spell and use "your" and "you're."
2. Our culture embraces teamwork rather than performance shaming.
3. Simply by virtue of being in the clan, one begins to have good looks on par with Beyonce.
4. Everyone in the clan is constantly compelled to notify you of your good looks. We just can't help it. Like seriously. My phone ran out of winky face emojis. We started using a lot of "hands clapping" emojis, but it just wasn't the same.
5. We have teachers, youth pastors, and age scientists in the clan. We know if you're not an adult.
6. But that doesn't mean we don't talk about bodily gasses and stuff.
7. Our leader has a degree in Organizational Communication. So, waaaay less confusing leader messages.
8. Favorite topics of conversation include: Solving all of life's mysteries, Pokemon, What if characters from the Lion King were different evolutions of Pokemon, Working on cars, the ridiculous thing our kids just did, The gross thing our kids just did, and how great it is to not have kids who do ridiculous gross stuff.
9. We know how things work. We make use of Facebook, Kik Messenger, and Clash Caller.
10. Many have noticed a 5% muscle mass increase after joining Cloud Holler.

To Apply: If you're with us so far and you match the clan qualifiers for your town hall level, apply by requesting into the clan with a personalized request message. For example don't use the automatic "I'd like to join your clan." Clever references to this post get bonus points!

In-Game Clan Description:
Welcome to Cloud Holler ~ where eveyone is extremely good looking. Like WHOA. Adults! Chat it up. War as team with clear strategy. TH9 combined hero should be 20 or more / TH10 combined should be 30 or more / Few TH8s accepted. We use Kik messenger, Facebook Group, and Clash Caller.

Clan Tag P88QROQC

I hate that I've now spent hours writing, editing, and trying to post this thread to recruit members.