With this being a family friendly game, that would have to be converted to 'Elixir' purple knockout gas.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bockerijder
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With this being a family friendly game, that would have to be converted to 'Elixir' purple knockout gas.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bockerijder
I was thinking of making a purple gas from a Pink and Dark elixer mixture.Quote:
Originally Posted by WarrenJames
But I started thinking of the consequences.
What if it isnt a knockout gas but makes it the creatures raged, rage spell is purple too.
Dont want them creatures run all raged after my villagers
New Troop: Yer Mom/Yo Mama
Troop cost: 20 unicorn tears
Training time: instant unless you hesitate
Troop space: depends if yo mama so fat or yo mama so skinny
Yo mama doesn't cause any damage to the village but if the person owning the village is watching live they are assaulted with an overwhelming wave of butthurt. While it won't help you win the battle you can enjoy the fact that you ruined somebody else's entire day and can come here to the forum to watch the rage-post fallout you caused.
A village can only be assaulted using their mom once, unless your mom comes out of their castle to defend, in which case you can use their mama against them again as long as you deploy them fast as they are used to defend. If yer mom has been used to defend more than their mom has been used to attack the butthurt is yours and the village you are attacking rejoices in your humiliation. They get to come watch you rage-post about your gentle sensitivities being assaulted unnecessarily.
Also, using a full yo mama army you can revenge the same target repeatedly even if they have a shield or are online. Since yer mom doesn't do any damage the battle is automatically lost, but the butthurt can last a lifetime!!!
Either way the community trolls get somebody to pick on for the day and the rest of us get to support the booming popcorn industry. We all win except you and yer mom.
Grmmar Nazi and Spelling Bee
Every time someone on the forums uses bad grammar and you point it out, your Grammar Nazi levels up. (max level 9001)
Dps- Level*3
HP- Level*100
When you deploy it, all the enemy clan castle troops start swearing. Then, the Grammar Nazi destroys the whole village because they have poor grammar when swearing, leveling up the Grammar Nazi twice.
The Spelling Bee can only be used against someone when they say "elixer". It destroys the entire base. It also assists the Grammar Nazi every time someone says "Grammer," stealing 3x the available loot.
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Originally Posted by airbornes16
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Originally Posted by Bockerijder
I don't think you can get by with the insulting term for people being overly zealous with grammar corrections, since that is kind of a loaded word in some countries.
Might have to pick a different word. (though on Boom Beach, SC got away with using a similar looking uniform for an enemy NPC)
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Originally Posted by iceageg
These two responses made me lol XDQuote:
Originally Posted by BoomBangBoi
Elixer, thats how SC writes it in my country, sorry if it bad english. Plz dont send the Nazi on me,Quote:
Originally Posted by BoomBangBoi
Got enough of those skeletons in my closet :smirk:
Well, then we need to balance the Grammar Nazi with the Allied Powers.
If you speak any other language other than the one you were speaking when the Grammar Nazi got called, it confuses him and he destroys the wrong village.
Allied powers come in and shrek him m8.
The Ultra Inferno Tower!!
Whenever someone complains about the IT being OP, it's damage triples, covers the entire map, and can not be destroyed!
When you 69% a base as an end result of the battle, your trophy and loot rewards are multiplied by 10. Also if it is a war attack, you get a bonus 4 stars plus an extra 1500 clan xp.
The SEE Money Loss Spell!
When you place it, all accounts are deleted, so SEE loses money!
Archer queen starts shooting walls 100% of the time and gets a damage boost on walls...
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THATS AN IMPROVEMENT!!!! THIS SHOULD BE A GOOD IDEA
Thats all I got to say
Throw in some chicken wings with thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Bockerijder
All the troops that were mounted on the Hound all fall to the ground.Quote:
Originally Posted by DARWINIANS
Cola and meal please no bread.
This made me laugh more than I'd like to admit.Quote:
Originally Posted by WarrenJames
Before entering into a revenge battle, game plays a random bad ♥♥♥♥ Liam Neeson quote.
Air Boxing Glove - Sends those pesky flying troops back where they came from!Quote:
Originally Posted by WarrenJames
Favorite target: Dragon
Automatically launches and homes in on flying troops when they are deployed. Deals KO damage to a single target. When successfully destroying its target, it automatically re-arms.
*Disclaimer* Air Boxing Glove manufactured by Acme Industries. Not intended to be used in real defensive scenarios. May not function as advertised. All purchases are non-refundable. Warning:May contain nuts.
Most people know that once you place all your troops/spells, the battle is determined, and if you close the app and reopen it, you can watch the replay before the time for the battle is actually up.
I propose that once you place your last unit, it calculates if you will get 3 stars, and if you will, it calculates how many seconds until it happens. (example- 37 seconds until 3 star)
It then chooses a sick licensed or royalty-free beat and begins playing it (example- 37 seconds before sick beat drop)
It plays it for all spectators in war too.
When the last building is destroyed, the bass drops and all the units go hyper mode around the village and then all the walls explode and fireworks shoot everywhere.
people would train a million just to deploy them in single player. they gain 2.5k elixir per 1 stickQuote:
Originally Posted by DatHamster
That's true, probably a bad idea. He should have realized it was a bad idea before putting it in the bad idea thread...Quote:
Originally Posted by TheProFail
The virus
ability: goes into your device and steals all your credit card info
Use: gives you infinite gems
Favorite target: credit info
Cost: free
Train time: none
Description: this will keep super cell the top grossing app in the app store
watch 30 sec ads for 10 gems
Nothing much left to say
We should have a new feature "FLIP A COIN".
After a succesfull attack where you looted a lot, lets say 250k Gold and pink and 2000 DE we should be able to choose heads or tails and flip a coin.
If you got it right your loot will be doubled, if not you lose all, even all your trophies and you start from 0 trophies again.
69% is too low. It should be 77%. 77 is better than 69 anyway because you get eight more!Quote:
Originally Posted by Seuss145
I knew someone would make this eventually.
No! 0%! That way you auto-win! :smirk:Quote:
Originally Posted by iceageg
Open chat between two warring clans.
That would go south pretty fast. LOL
Cheering for your troops!
After you deploy all troops, you can cheer to improve their attack rate and damage. The louder you scream, the stronger they get. Go barbarians, go archers, go giants, GO GO GO!
troop: cook.
health: 2000.
buffs: +50 speed, +500% damage.
ability: troops will try to go towards the cook at all costs, and wil, receive the buff after being there for 5 seconds.
movement speed: 0
buff duration: 2 minutes 30 seconds
damage: 0 per second.
cost: 500 DE
housing space: 3
THIS IS A TROLL POST
Don't you want to get ate more?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kowalski711
2 goblins wanted to know how DE tasted like.
The took a bit and became superfast and super strong.
They wanted to know how strong so they challenged pekka to a fight,
Slow and lazy pekka was no match for these goblins an quickly the goblins robbed pekka of his armer.
Both goblins stepped into the armer and fused together to form....
PEKGLIN
Damage 1500 ps
Hits. 3 ps
Speed. 10 tiles ps
Cost to build
Well you need train 2 goblins and 1 pekka , those goblins get each 4 drops DE to drink.
After they start running, in a special goblin pekka battle arena, you can unleash the pekka.
When both goblins survive against pekka, they will fuse.
System doesnt notice the goblins inside the pekka armor so its still 25 troops
To take PEKGLIN into battle you need to feed it with an additional 400 DE and it gives PEKGLIN 2Minutes energy to battle, after 2 minutes PEKGLIN stands there does nothing,
Like the bunny that went out of batteries
Favorite target : Townhall
Housing space : 220
Speed : 0.5
Hp: 426790288000000062727
Flying unit
Giganto is heading for the th; if it arrives it explodes and all buildings will be destroyed. But Giganto is so slow that it could not manage to arrive in time.
It can only be killed by a rage spell so his speed can't be increased.
:thumbsup::heart::o
:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bockerijder
But they should have only 2,245 housing space of grantlius.
Housing space : 0.1
Hp: 1
Dps: 1
You can storage 2400 of these pesky creatures named pesky pests. They look so ugly and they are so small that they are totally free. But if you have produced more than 15 000 of them in your coc account, your th will explode because of all the ugliness and you have to start at th 1 again.
yeah would be nice to see that Island out in the sea, or maybe palm isleland.
Or maybe a lighthouse along the beach
Villager Addition: New villagers walk around complaining about people zapping DE storages.
Can be called the Clash of Clans Forums :smirk::smirk:
:facepalm: We have a winner guys, no one can think of a worse idea than thisQuote:
Originally Posted by clashingswimmer
When someone gets DE Zapped, the person who zapped the guy loses all of his DE!
Create a subforum called "ALL COMPLAINTS AND IDEAS ABOUT LIGHTNING".
So that I, you and SC know where to stay away
I know :pQuote:
Originally Posted by BoomBangBoi
i have a worse idea, every single thing a person suggests on coc forums is added to the gameQuote:
Originally Posted by Bockerijder
Have cc troops from 35 of them to 50 of them
no cc can store as much troops as your army camp spaceQuote:
Originally Posted by TheForgottenSoul
A troop with really low attack like the lava hound favorite target: town halls
Thats why its a terrible idea, :facepalm: cc would collaps if ya tried to put that many troops inQuote:
Originally Posted by TheProFail
Supercell should add a new achievement!
Achievement Name: Make Kids Cry
What to do: Loot DE with Lightning Spells (and Lightning Spells Only! This does not increase the counter for Heroic Heist)
1 Star: 5 000 DE
Reward: 500 XP, 100 gems
2 Stars: 50 000 DE
Reward: 1000 XP, 500 gems
3 Stars: 200 000 DE
Rewards: 5 000 XP, 2 000 gems
Rewards depend on you SC!!! :smirk:
Yes. This would be wonderful. Will make the I&FR sub-forum flood with lots of Anti-DE Zapping posts that SC would make a new Anti-DE Zapping sub-forum.
:smirk:
Sometimes archer queens can be usefulQuote:
Originally Posted by MrkSjr
Actually! How about this!Quote:
Originally Posted by clashingswimmer
Villager NPCs! You can tap on one and talk to them!
(all dialogue is routed through CleverBot, after it has read the forums, so it can tell people about ruled out ideas before they think about posting, how to get free gems, and know what this months trending worst flame war causing issue is.)
Optimize Lightning with LIGHTNING ROD 2.0
No more randomly hitting an area where you throwed it.
NO, all strikes will only hit one spot with LIGHTNING ROD 2.0
Just mount LIGHTNING ROD 2.0 in the middle of your DE tank and no surrounding buildings will be damaged.
Keep your builders, your villagers and cc troops safe with LIGHTNING ROD 2.0
No more whining, No more crying!
Everybody will have LIGHTNING ROD 2.0 in his DE tank.
No need to practice your spell throwing skills.
LIGHTNING ROD 2.0 will do it for you and guaranteed 100% Damage.
Your friends and enemies want one, Now its your turn, if you want to vote, vote for
LIGHTNING ROD 2.0
You know you cant do without
Stop posting these kind of "joke"
How about SC change the forum so that when a new forum account is created a anti-zapping/lightning rod thread is automatically generated for that user. It would save lots of time for anybody new to the forum.
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Now that I think about it . . . this may already have been implemented.
Intentionally bad ideas.....
Inferno tower
A defensive building that burns through heal spells, making it extremely difficult to nearly impossible for th9 or lower to attack it. Not having a troop that can attack the tower.
Sounds like a bad idea, because it is a bad idea >_>
Maybe if you can get two air sweepers, and you face them in just the right direction, so that it creates a tornado, and anything coming close enough gets sucked up and thrown into the screen with a , "SPLAT" and then screeches down the screen! "EEEEEEEEERRRERRRRREEEEE!!" You also have to fix your buildings that the tornado destroyed...but it would be worth it!
Ohh! Ive got another one! It's called, the deleter! It costs all of your gems, and when you activate it, Strong Bad's voice comes on and says, "Delteted!" And then the screen turns off. When you turn it back on, you see that Clash of Clans hassuccessfully been deleted off your phone...FOREVER! TA DAA!
Teach your troops to climb over the walls.
Much faster as pounding on it.
Available at TH4 at TH7 upgrade ability available. But only for goblins.
Goblins will learn to climb CC to take the available loot from the storage without damaging the actual building
Wait, why are we adding Chutes and Ladders™ to Clash of Clans? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bockerijder
I can almost hear Xzibit now...
supercell fourms
spell
description: the base gets annihilated with bad ideas and has a slim chance of being spammed with good ideas. and if that happens, his base gets 10k gems and max storage of everything and a free 1 week shield
cost: 10 gems
I got a terrible idea.. How about making the AQ more ♥♥♥♥♥♥ed than she already is????
Not possible.Quote:
Originally Posted by JollyRogdawg
The resourse theif
Its a spell, costs 1 elixir, builds in 1 second, and when cast causes a wave of goblins to cover the screen, taking all resourcss.
Some ideas here are so terrible here, it feels like they shouldn't even belong here. :rolleyes:
Sure, they are satirical, but some are so poorly put together that they insult the very meaning of satire. :saywhat:
Here is an example (sorry, your the closest, didn't want to keep hitting the Next button)..Quote:
Originally Posted by TheProFail
It is too transparent, and simply not funny.
Here is how I'd make a satirical CoC spell.
Spell name: Unravel
This spell is a failed cantrip meant to improve things, original name lost to the ages, no matter how many search for it, that grew into prankster's spell caster's mean trick and now taking to a weaponized scale. Superspell's forum of Wizards have tried to put a stop to this foul spell's development and spread among villages, posting notices that users of it will be banished from the realm if they notice heavy use of it.
This spell is devious and yet simple. It unties all threads and ropes of anything in the area, sandles, ropes in clothing, bindings on towers and buildings, and quickly reties them in an attempt to make them better! However, it almost always fails, as warriors get disabling wedgys, and buildings like the Archer Tower collapses on the spot, as bad thread tying methods are used, or fail to even rebind things in time as posts separate and sometimes catch aflame!
There is a very rare chance that the spell acutaly 'works' and rebinds a building in a surprisingly better fashion, automatically upgrading it to a better version of it's old self, to the chagrin of village Builders, and tremendous relief for those in it at the time.
Cost: 1,000 DE
Since this is a very dark and powerful spell that many people underestimate, execpt for those highly experienced members of the Superspell Wizard forum.
add the developer edition of clash of clans to the app store
all ideas that people suggest will be instantly implemented
Ok my idea is u get a spell it destroys base 1 spell 1 base so 5 spell 5 base ok god idea right? It can be caled Nuke it looks like a missile i hope u like my ide comment below
I don't sense sarcasm coming from this post. Perhaps you misunderstood the intentions of this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Uthrac
Hi guys,
I have come up with this idea which i call doubleAgent, if you found it interesting you would may vote for it and share it so others can vote too.
Now what is this doubleAgent thing?
First of all this is a feature which is applicable in clan wars.
Imagine during preparation day or battle day you are scouting enemy villages, at the same time the enemy owner requests for troops for his castle. if you had this ability to put troops in your enemy castle what would you do? (donate troops to your enemy!!!!!). ridiculous isn't it? but it is not if during attack you could use these troops against them.
it's not finish yet i have consider two different destiny for this doubleAgents:
1- the first one is using these troops against your enemy when you attack their village. anyone in your clan can put double agents in any village and anyone in your clan can use them in any attack. too much anyXDXDXD.
2- your enemy attacks first and they want to use their castle troops??? that's it your donated troops attack you by all means. a double agent would do that.
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Originally Posted by Theking8133
Mate edit your post to include the quote from the original poster, this is downright stealing, I'm not impressed with your copy paste skills if you don't quote the original who deserves the credit.
This is the original:
Original ThreadQuote:
Originally Posted by hagvar
Considering this is the "intentionally terrible ideas" I don't think anyone whose ideas are in here WANT there name said. Besides, it's not like I'm saying its my idea. It's a troll thread, and it doesn't matter if I credit anyone.Quote:
Originally Posted by SamJohnson322
Edit:
Considering you actually added the original post into your complaint, I take it you want to ad extra embarrassment or annoyance or whatever to the guy who posted it, letting everyone know where I got the idea. Me, I am not that cruel.
Also, don't advertise other threads in a different thread. (Meaning, don't put in links to other threads).Quote:
Originally Posted by SamJohnson322
I didn't know that I could extract gems from the ground... ?Quote:
Originally Posted by elpresidente47
Did you really think they grow in trees? Of course not, they are in the ground and sometimes get stuck between the roots.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thunderbolt33
Thats where builders find them
With additional features of
- Poisonous gases that would dope all minions
- flamable gases that would cut through hounds and dragons
New Troop:
Attachment 123544
Attacks with Pingas
9999 Pingas per Second
9999 HitPingas
Great idea... Some people dislike it... I thinkQuote:
Originally Posted by Uthrac
i am hoping for function that help us to provide direction to troops...........i think it will be good:D
THE BUREAUCRATS!!!
When the bureaucrats are activated (like traps), any player that wants to attack you must fill out a request form and send it in tripple back to the bureaucrats.
This request form has standard questions like.
TH lvl,
Defences lvl and amount of defences,
Troops and lvl,
Resource buildings amount and lvl
What troops you gonna use to attack.
The reason why you want to attack.
An explanation why bureaucrats should allow you to attack.
The bureaucrats have 6 to 8 weeks to answer the request.
After 8 weeks still no answer? The bureaucrats get a warning.
They now have 2 weeks to answer, if they fail again, the owner of the village bureaucrats has to pay 10 gems to the requesting player each day, untill his bureaucrats answered.
Any mistake in the form will lead to a denied
If you search for opponents and you try to attack someone with bureaucrats activated, you will notice that time runs out before you are finished with the bureaucrats and you lose.
However if you filled out the forms correctly, you might get a chance in 6 till 10 weeks.
This should be available for TH7 and up
Bureaucrats are expensive and inefficient.
That is why there is a 7.84% chance that you can bribe the bureaucrats.
To buy bureaucrats 100gems
To activate 10000DE + 100000PE + 100000GOLD for 24 hours.
But bureaucrats work only from 09:00 till 17:00 (your local time) and only from monday till friday
New Defense Legs!
"Are your buildings dying quickly?No worries! Give them legs so they could run.But be carefull they might run out of your base and you'll lose them!"
Defense Name: Legs
Cost: All you got in storage
Hitpoints: Same as the building with which they are attached
Re-arm cost: You don't need to re arm them just one time investment!
Defensive strategy
Legs could be used as a better defense then any other.Expect a walking townhall! Or a walking base!!!
Offensive Strategy
Simply don't attack the base in which you see buildings have legs.
Launches 600 skeletons every second at the Town Hall.
Nothing spell!
"How will you attack someone who has everything? Of course with nothing!"
Spell Name:Nothing Spell
Info:It Does nothing
Dps: (Refer to "Info")
Duration: (Refer to "Info")
Radius: (Refer to "Info")
Cost: Huh?
Improved nothing spell statsQuote:
Originally Posted by vrocks
Spell Name: Nothing Spell
Effect: Nothing
DPS: 0
Duration 0 seconds
Cost: 0 Elixir
GET YOUR NOTHING SPELL TODAY :smirk:
description: really really coil best mob evar!!111! dus lot of damn age!11!! it duses lot of dameg but has lot low helth
cost: 200k DE
troop space: .05 (1/20 of 1)
health: 1
movement speed: 9001
:thumbsup: this post so supercell can see it and they add it into the game
also one more reccomendation:
the reaoper terror spell
description:cleerly the most op spel evur!!@!1111211eleven1!!! it swirl around bae forever and ever until the base dies
dark elixir spell
cost: 15 DE
purpose: so skrubs get rekt
unlocks at spell factory level 300 (that is gooing to be the new level)
it like a infinite lightning spell and when u drop reaper strikes go all arou nd the base in till the base dies. the spell lukes like a can of tuna but whenn u drop black thingies go pow pow all over base until base dies
Tree Monster
Description - Summon a Tree monster to spike your opponents base forever
Health - 10
DPS - 90
Housing Space - 1
Info:
- Attacks by spiking buildings from up to 9 Tiles away.
- Spiked buildings take 2x as much damage from everything
- Once a spiked building is destroyed, it splits into 4 thorns which creates a chain reaction to destroy 1 building / 5sec
Special - Shoots a Seed Packet to spawn 100 Peashooters which hide in the forest and shoot down buildings from there.
Special2 - When it dies, it spawns 4 more Tree Monsters, who then split into 8, then 16, etc
Special3 - Up to 100 Leaves also fly off when a tree monster dies which also spawn more Tree monsters every 10secs.
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Yay my favorite thread is back :D
Im too lazy to retype it so here's the link
http://forum.supercell.net/showthrea...-Sweeper-Troop
Minecraft Spell
Makes the entire base turn blocky and not do anything to defend
The account you control is changed daily, so you never know what you're gonna get.