A list of unintentionally terrible ideas can be found as the most liked replies to every CoC FaceBook post. XDXDXD
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A list of unintentionally terrible ideas can be found as the most liked replies to every CoC FaceBook post. XDXDXD
Sorry I dont agree, diamonds cant turn liquid. However if you heat up a diamond and throw it in liquid oxigen they will turn into CO2 gas.
Diamond arent forever with liquid oxigen.... oh wait.... it is possible to turn CO2 gas in a liquid so you might be right but that just would be a waste of precious diamonds
http://forum.supercell.net/showthrea...ke-th10-better
^^^ This perhaps?
Protect your TH even better, place troops on the roof of TH, A wizard, few archers, barbarians that throw down their sword down on attacking troops
Isnt it annoying when a TH10 player raids a TH8 or TH7,
Wouldnt it be great to offer them a bowl of milk because they act like a P#*MIAUW* when they attack weaker players for easy loot.... oh the bowl of milk is visible for all players during a month so everybody can see what kind of MIAUW the player is and there is no limit on the amount of bowls a player can get
New Troop-Banner
Aims for the TH.If it destroys the th the player you are attacking gets a 2 day ban.
Dont you find it annoying, when you deploy troops and they get destroyed by that giant bomb or hidden Tesla? I have an idea to fix that problem. A spell that turn back time
Lvl 1 cost 25000 pink and 5000 Dark elixer to produce and 1hour to cook
It will rewind time for 20 seconds and undo all your actions within that time.
Lvl 2 cost 30000 PE and 6000 DE and rewind time for 25 seconds.
Maxed at lvl 4.
From now on you will never be surprised by a hidden trap, if they surprise you, you turn back time and try a different approach.
This idea is so unbelievebly awesome that it should be implemented yesterday,
I also should be rewarded with 100 gems even when SC doesnt implement this spell.
Just because this idea is the best one ever
the shield timer thingy - which just replaces the red revenge button and the more helpful red text "can't attack village owner is online" (so they could log off any minute) with something less helpful and more misleading.
I hate it when one wizard tower zaps all of my barbarians to death at once. Magic isn't even real!!! I think the game would be much more realistic if it didn't have wizards in it. Only reply if you agree!
The meat troop is so desperate that it will beat its own meat then explode destroying all buildings, if interrupted it will go on a maddening rage beating its meat soo fast it will likely explode...
This thread should be a sticky and stay on top at all times
What if we could put a gem in the ground and a tree grows from it. We assign a builder to the tree to care for it and make sure the tree gets enough nutricion
After a while it looks like fruits are growing but those are gems. When the gems reached the normal size they fall off the tree and the villagers that run around pick them up and collect them for you.
We all can grow as many trees we like.
Oh the nutricion for the Tree is 100 DE each day and it takes 6 months before your villagers find the first gems.
However goblins like the gems too, dont let goblins in your village, they will take them from you
my idea is better.
the clans should have option to buy a tel or celphone to call police when attacked.
so, the police came to stop the criminals, put them on jail and solve the things in a tribunal.
an airstrike spell.
would summon lots of immortal balloons to bomb an area. lvl of the balloons depend on the spell's level.
summons 8 balloons to airstrike. affects 7 tile radius. balloons do not target defenses but drop bombs to deal damage to anything. and balloons have gob speed! balloons disappear after dropping.
What If you get online and notice your village got destroyed by aliens,
Aliens have much stronger weapons and shoot right through your shield,
Anyone can get destroyed by aliens, no one is safe.
You cant take revenge because you cant get to their home planet
Lotsa players complain about Lightning, or Dragons or whatelse that they dont like.
They always run to forum to cry for change because they feel its unfair
I got the solution...
The Mommy Button!!!
As soon as someone wants to cry about lightning on their DE, or not enough time in an attack, or not enough stars because they failed to get the TH or any other game related reason that would make someone cry about, they dont need to run to forum and cry to SC.... NO from now on they can push the Mommy Button.
The Mommy Button will instantly call their mommy so they can cry to her,
The Mommy button has an average function or for 100 gems you can buy the premium for 1 day
When you use The premium Mommy Button you also get 1 lollypop to suck it up
New spell,Banhammer
Permanently bans the person you are attacking :smirk:
Lightning shield destroys any troops that touches it.... It's like a fence
The New Dark Elixir Troop: May Weather
Appearance: A floating dark-skinned man with boxing gloves with weather clouds below, like he is riding it. He wears a gold necklace.
How it attacks: It throws monie at the defenses and some goblins party around him :smirk:
Behavior: Runs around and acts like a fool. He hugs CC troops so much then throws monie at the screen.
Trivia: this is the only troop trainable by gold. Though, you will need 8,000,000 (all gold from storage) to make one :smirk: he is incredibly damn rich.
New troop: WHINEY 10 YEAR OLDS
Appearance: Looks like a 10 year old and cries everytime he gets damage. When it gets damaged, it will go to the forums and whine. When you zap the oponnent's DE when he's there. He'll cry and cry and cry. Liek if u cri evrytiem
How it attacks: it doesn't attack. His tears make the defenses cry also.
Behavior: It plays coc in a corner. Then whines when gets damaged :smirk:
Trivia: He's the youngest troop
New HERO: King Smasher (yes, the forum games king) :smirk:
Appearance: He is indian, so that's cool.
How it attacks: Smashes other forumers and VTLs them. :smirk: When VTLed, troops and forumers cry.
Ability: CheckMate. Summons whiney 10 year olds and yeah, that's it.
behavior: He acts foolish :smirk: He plays alot of RPs, even ingame.
Trivia: He is often found in his altar playing chess with whiney 10 year old troops.
:smirk::smirk:
As long as both of these ideas get implemented together, I'll be a happy clasher. 30 minute attacks and we have to destroy every decoration and wall, plus the defender has to repurchase every decoration again like mentioned above. Finally, the archer queen should get a new ability (that can be switched out with the old ability) that makes her focus even more on walls than she already does and disregard all defensive structures. This might be difficult to code though since walls are already her favorite target.
Tired of higher Town Hall level people stomping on village as if you were a noob? Are you tired of stomping on other pathetic lower Town Hall level people's bases for the loot?
Well let me give you an offer you can't refuse...
Racketeering!
You see, 'resource handling' can be a messy business. With all those dead barbarians and archers and giants, and bone fragments everywhere from wall busting explosions, it is clearly a waste of resources. So why resist things and make it hard for both of us and waste resources?
Instead of attacking, you can instead 'offer' protection to the village you could have sacked and raided. On the defence log it shows them what you could have used on thier village, but decided to be generous and give them the option to give half of what the losses could have been from a 100% damage raid, half the loot that could have been raided, half the trophies that could have been scored, and save both sides from having to 'do things the hard way'.
If they accept, you get the resources deposited into your CC or Town Hall, and they are on your list of people you are protecting for 24 hours. If for whatever reason that person gets raided by someone else during that time, you get the option to revenge attack. Let's face it, the person you're offering protection for isn't going to be able to do much, but you can. If the attacker didn't take the hint that the village they hit was under protection, shown by an icon over thier Town Hall on the raiding view, then it is thier fault for 'making things difficult'.
Revenge attacks for protected villages ignores Shield, because hey... we can't let a little thing like a Shield prevent us from doing what we need to do. Who's rules are we following anyway?
If the offer is denied or nyou'veepted within 24 hours, then you can attack the village with the army you demonstrated (need to retain them if required, but can hit a button to automatically set that up), and be able to take what was available before. Spending the loot before then won't help, that amount is still fair game. If they go into debt, then they have a negative amount until thier mines and collectors can pay it off, or can gather the difference. This too ignores Shields.
You can have up to your Town Hall level × 2 of people you've offered 'protection' for, since you'll need more people to get income from to help build those more expensive upgrades.
Better still if they can add all the st.fighters tekkens and marvel characters all in 1..
Wait everybody. I have the best new idea and it only takes two words . . . Lightning rod!!! I am so proud I am the first person to think of this. We will all love it!!! Don't respond if you don't agree.
New Spell - Whispy Woods
With this amazing new spell, you can command an army of peashooters of the forests to fight for you! They each have infinite damage and infinite health, and heal themselves fully by a spring trap. Once they are on fire from an Inferno Tower, they set the whole village alight, instantly getting a 4 (yes, 4) Star Victory.
Training Cost: A Slice of Ice Cream Cake and -100 Gems at All Levels except Level 9
Training Time: As long it takes a Peashooter to shoot 1 Pea, minus the time it takes for an X-Bow to shoot a bolt
Area of Effect: Summons 400-1000 Trees
Range of Peashooters: 16x the Height of the Peashooter
How to Use it: Drop it near the Forest on the outside of the map
Level 1 - 400 Peashooters: Upgrade Cost is a Yogurt
Level 2 - 550 Peashooters: Upgrade Cost is a Peashooter and -30 Gems
Level 3 - 666 Peashooters: Upgrade Time is 666.6 Recurring Seconds + The amount of seconds in an Illuminati Day
Level 4 - 780 Peashooters: Level 4 is not Allowed
Level 5 - 779 Peashooters: It goes down because the upgrade cost is 700 Gems
Level 6 - 888 Peashooters: Level 6 is only 3 Yogurts, less than level 1
Level 7 - 943 Peashooters: 2 Yogurts for Level 7, the most expensive upgrade.
Level 8 - 1000 Peashooters Upgrade Cost is 1 Golixir
Trivia:
If the drop it on the ocean, Water Peashooters spawn and flood the base for 5 Stars when an Inferno hits it
When a witch is summoning while the spell is dropped, she will summon Skeleton Peashooters who can get 6 Stars
When a dragon is breathing fire while the spell is dropped, the Fire from the Flaming Peashooter and the Inferno Tower mixing together crash the game and delete the opponents base, awarding 7 Stars.
There is a 1/1000 Chance you will get 1 Extra Peashooter
Peashooters don't actually spawn 3.666% of the Time
When the current Time is linked to Illuminati, 666 extra Peashooters can spawn
there should be a force field you can apply in war for like hmmm 3000 elixir and when you add it no troops or spells work on your base:cool:
I like watching the news but sometimes Im so occupied in the game that I miss news bulletins.
Can you interrupt the game and bring everything to a hold so that I dont miss out on any news that happens in the world..... oh and I dont mind if its followed by a few commercials
:thumbsup: This is definitely the most original idea I've seen. SC please do this and give all rewards and credit to iceageg for totally revolutionizing COC and the IFR Sub-forum with this idea. As he mentioned, skip over this thread or press the back button if you don't like it.
Hi SuperCell, I just visited the villagers of my village and had a talk about what intentionally terrible idea they would like to have in their village,
The female inhabitants of one village requested shoe stores, in my other village they wanted cloths shop, they are tired of having the same cloths every day again.
The builders in all my villages want the same.
A toolshop, to buy a new hammer because the one they have now are very poor quality and thats the reason why some upgrades take too long.
Plz SC take this idea in considderation, if you choose to implement this I dont want any reward for it
To see my villagers and builders happy is enough reward for me
You should be able to adjust how long the build time is for each building so you can better coordinate their finish time and when your next builder will be available. We should also be able to choose how much each upgrade costs because I often don't have enough to start the next one. I really think the game would be much better this way and it would solve the elixir/gold imbalance at TH8.
Drop a fat man on a base and the whole base explodes and you get 3 stars, also 0.001 spell space in your spell factor and it costs -100000 gold to make him so you get gold by making him. Another add on is that it takes 1 second to train
The Burger King!! The Burger King is sitting on his Mac Donalds Altar and eats Kentucky Fried Chicken pizza's from Domino's.
He is heavely overweight and every step he makes shakes the ground and knocks all troops, even your own, off their feet.
The shaking prevents defences to aim correctly
After walking 3 minutes everything that once stood upright is now rubble
Even the forrest around your village!!
After the attack you have the obligation to feed your King with his favorite food.
Fail to give him his favorite food and he will go on a rampage in your own village.
I cannot tell what his favorite food will be, that for every King something else.
You need to figure out what your Kings favorite meal is
When you type 'bigdaddy' in general you'll get a rocket launcher car.
Clash be logical
Archer Queen wouldn't stop shooting at walls when unneccessary.
Troops that don't die would come back
there would be trekking time to go to the next village (maybe a month)
you would need some type of container to take resources back.
many defences would still work while upgrading (painting wizard tower shouldn't stop wizard from shooting fire at troops.)
Buildings need to be repaired
more buildings like moats, spikes, seige towers would be possible.
natural disasters can occur occasionally and destroy everything
buildings cannot be rearranged because they need their foundations to move.
balloons and archers would run out of ammo
At least one troop has to survive to bring the resources back
the more troops left, the shorter the trekking time back.
enemy cc troops could attack said container to get the resources back
shooting at a elixir or dark elixir storage would make all the elixr and dark elixir spill into the ground if not caught properly
troops would take at least 20 years to train
you would have to have farms and such to feed your villagers.
once you have been raided, it might take months to repair everything.
shields wouldn't exist
Troops would be smart and avoid the areas where they could die from archer towers, etc.
Gem boxes wouldn't exist
trees and bushes would take decades to grow
Global wouldn't be possible
spells would require a troop to go in and place it (potentially dying)
upgraded pumps and mines will drain the resources
walls would have gates to accommodate for people moving around.
eventually there will be no resources and we will have to resort to buying resources with gems
spells would be coloured according to their spell factory colour
heroes wouldn't need to be hammered to get upgraded
heroes would just have to drink d. Elixir and get upgraded instantaneously
builders would have to have different materials not just a magic hammer
spells dropped like they are now who hit people on the head.
villagers wouldn't run to the town hall when it is being attacked.
villagers wouldn't disappear when town hall is destroyed
mortars and other splash defences would hurt the defending troops and heroes too.
projectiles that pass thought things (like cannonballs through walls) should stop at the first obstacle and damage that
you need to train some sort of person to operate the autonomous defences
if enemy kills the operator or the archer on the tower, the thing is useless.
it would be impossible to have green grass after a raid until you water me.
grass would need watering
people would have different terrains in their base layout.
Adding a firework wouldnt take 8 days
especially if it is the same firework that took 6 days to add previously
goblins wouldn't exist
giants of that size and immunity wouldn't exist
skeletons running around with bombs wouldn't exist
skeletons flying around with bombs wouldn't exist
large healing angels wouldn't exist
fire-breathing European flying dragons wouldn't exist
robot samurai knight things wouldn't exist
dark flying little creatures wouldn't exist
hog riding hammer wielding men wouldn't exist
animated piles of rock wouldn't exist
undead women summoning animated skeletons wouldn't exist
fiery flying dogs wouldn't exist.
flying troops (except balloons) could go to the ground and avoid air defences when the time is right.
the wizards on top of wizard towers would shout "you shall not pass"
Normal wizards would shout "Storm and Fire heed my call"
Barbarians would scream war cries
Archers would aim for the head and 1HKO many troops.
Giants would receive damage an be reluctant to attack spiked walls
Witches would scream "you will be my minions in the end"
When "You" touches the army camp with a hogrider, the hogrider would scream "Did someone say hogrider?"
Heroes would be much more OP
Walls would be much higher to prevent jumping (defence troops can't jump)
Teslas and lvl 11 walls wouldn't work, because at the time period clash is in, electricity hadntbeen harnessed.
loot penalty wouldn't exist
Villagers need toilets and beds
troops would be able to leap over walls at all times like they can when defending
defending troops wouldn't be able to jump that much (unless hog rider) (yea, just contradicted myself)
civilians wouldn't be divided by gender (boys live in huts, girls live in the town hall)
there would be pets everywhere
farm animals would exist
fully trained army wouldn't run off when the base is being attacked
"You" would have an avatar that walks around giving orders.
Troops can only be deployed from the forest around a base.
Only toops close to "You" would get orders to do something.
If "you" gets killed, the game blacks out and you have to restart.
villagers who are unhappy with "You"'s rule might revolt and overthrow "You"
Clash would be a horrible game
Auto 3 star win button when attacking....did i do this correctly.
There should be a feature in the game where if you zap someone's dark elixir with three or more lightning spells, you automatically steal all of the dark elixir in the storage! No more will people whine about their dark elixir being zapped, because they will be zapping too. Even though zapping storages is unacceptable to some people, I honestly don't think anyone would turn down a profit of 100,000 or more dark elixir. Heroes galore!!!
This fixes:
1. People whining on the forums
2. No grinding for heroes, and you don't need gems either! (Shout-out to Supercell)
Support is highly appreciated.
Moo Lord: A giant cow of epicness.
-Unlimited Hp only weakness is teh Hydrogen Bomb, which can be stored in the clan castle for 8 mil of each and 200k de
-After 1 minute will summon an army of bulls to rampage over opponents village
- Bulls have 1 hp but do 9999 damage and can teleport.
-Summons over 9000 bulls (requires 1092347897598 GB processing speed to avoid damage to your phone, Don't worry it will come out in about 10 million years so only a short wait before your phone is in danger of exploding [can happen while viewing replays too])
Wallbreaker King: Oh wait! We already have one its called archer queen
Hydrogen bomb: Costs 8 mil each + 200k de
-wipes out all your opponents troops
-stored in cc (lvl 800)
-actually kills opponents heroes so he has to rebuy them
-Watch out! Having one of these in your cc can wipe out your own village randomly
Laser Kittens!
-Air troops, take up .01 housing space (max 24,000)
-Circle around village shooting lasers at defenses, can 1 shot anything
-required to be fed donuts and lollipops or they might destroy your troops
Reviews:
IGN: "11/10 m9, gr8 stuf u hav dere"
FaZe:"so mlg 9999/1 "
Loominardy:"nuuu 3mlg5me"
Atomic Bomb of Mass Destruction
Completely destroys your enemy's village.Boom,Costs 11000000000000000000000000000000 gold and takes 500 days to complete.
Nerf spell that nerfs all, troops to one health and one damage
Lightning rod
'Nuff said
all humanlike troops should die in one hit from towers. like barbs, arch, gobs, wiz, hog, valk, witch. giants a little harder, pekka too, xbow should deal more damage to drags, lava hounds tougher, golems tuffest, like, 10 hits by cannons, cant be killed by archers.
oh, when raiding, we can kill builders when in range!! :smirk:
King Kong vs Predator
Why train your own troops when we can use the Hypnotic spell.
With this update you will see the troops on your victims base, throw a hypnotic spell on his full army camp and all troops in that particular camp will be under your command for 3 minutes.
No need to wait 1,5hour for your troops to be ready, No just use someone else his troops instead.
1 spell cost 200.000 PE and takes 5 minutes to cook,
This will be such an improvement to the game and worth 100 gems.
Plz implement and reward me SC
Now you can make your own Genie in the bottle.
You dont throw the spell but rub the bottle and a Genie comes out to grant one wish.
It doesnt matter what you wish for, That your attack didnt went that bad, or that the zapper didnt take your DE, or your giantbomb didnt fail to kill that army of hogriders.
Even a new army or full storages when they are empty, the genie grants all your wishes, but only one per spell.
10000 gems, a new car and even courage to fight your school bully.
The Genie can fix all your little problems wuth the snap of his fingers
Spell cost: 10000 DE
Production time: 1 day
Duration time of the spell: as long as you wish to believe it
New Troop: Button
Description: It's a button of secrets! But we have leaked on what it does! It does.................. absolutely nothing...
Troop Type: Ground/Flying Hybrid
Hit Points: Disappointing
Damage Per Second: Makes babies look like professional body builders
Walking Speed: Bolted to the ground. (Has a propeller, never uses it)
Training Cost: $1.00 US
Training Time: Whenever the store has bread for 50% off! Gotta love those deals!
Housing Space: So low that it makes zeros cry.
Favorite Target: People's Screams (Preferably raged ones)
Damage Type: Questionable
Targets: Anything in its micrometer range
Ways of Use: To waste your time and money.
Costs:1000de
Train Time:1 day
Ability:
-shakes the ground causing troops and buildings to fall over into ravines
-there are 10 different magnitudes that judge the damage (the magnitudes are random)
-lava lines sometimes rupture causing fires
-if the magnitude is high enough it causes the earth to swallow the village
-when lava lines rupture sometimes a demon spawns and destroys the village
-sometimes the demon will hunt you down and murder you:smirk:
I can already imagine some noob posting an actual idea here:smirk:
The Boss is a new troop that takes 1 DE to train, takes up 1 housing space and takes 1 second to train. He would have 1,000,000,000 HP and would do 2,000 damage per hit. He moves 20 tiles per second and can jump walls. He also can summon spells at any moment in the battle. When he dies Mini-Bosses spawn in (20) and they have the same stats as him. He would be able to fly as well if the player chooses.
also new spell-
NUKE IN CLASH
You just drop it and the whole village is completely destroyed FOREVER! The player actually has to restart the game.
Cost - 20 Elixer
Training Time- 20 years.
Turn everything into clash into blocks and make it a survival game.
Lightning spells now to 100x damage to de storage :cool:
DPS:1000000
Defense Type:Splash
Cost:-1000 de
Description:Whenever activated it shoots ear piercing causing everything to explode
The dragon king. Has 3X health and attack power of a dragon, has double the speed, and targets defenses.
A wind mill thingy that pushes air troops back. It should start at TH 6 and have 6 levels. One upgrade for each TH.
This will finnally stop air raid 3 stars, so that now only 2 stars exist in the game at the higher levels (TH10+).
Hmmm... thats sounds like the air sweeper...
The Goblins got enough of running around collecting your loot.
They actually started to learn and builded a blacksmith
NEW BUILDING BLACKSMITH
NOW AVAILABLE IN YOUR SHOP
in the blacksmith you can send 20 goblins, the goblins will build a Tunnel Dig Machine.
To build the TDM goblins need the armor of 10 pekka, the rocky skin of 2 golem, 10 hogriders
The riders will do the work for the goblins under supervision of a builder. The hog serve as food.
Total cost to build 1 TDM
10 PEKKA
10 HOGRIDERS
20 GOBLINS
2 GOLEM
1 HEALER
1000000 GOLD
1000000 PE
It takes a week to build but you will never have to build a new.
You never have to send your goblins in the line of fire, SEND THEM UNDERGROUND!! No annoying cannons shooting them as bowling pins. No mortars splashing our favorite troop. No nasty giant bombs, hidden teslas or strong walls blocking their way.
Goblins take the safest route, out sight of all defences they will take the loot
Favorite Building!! DE TANK, VAULTS, PE TANKS, CC, DRILLS, MINES, PUMPS, TH.
in that order
It wasn't terrible! The air sweeper is love the air sweeper is life!
When attacking a village that's a TH lower than your TH level, your villagers pop up and say "Chief this is unethical, you can't do this" and then all your troops attack your village, 3 starring it and giving away all your loot to the person you tried to attack.
Make Tesla absorb lightning
Witch mounted on a wizard mounted on a pekka mounted on a golem mounted on a dragon mounted on a lava hound. When the lava hound dies and the dragon dies everything drops, costs 750 de to build and takes up 35 housing space. Wizard, witch, and dragon will be able to fire while mounted on another troop.
Cost: 6,000,000 gold
Ability: Stops you from playing Clash and forcing you to shop with them:rolleyes:
(this is a joke)
NUKE
Don't you just hate it when you find a super strong base but they have SO MUCH LOOT?
Well wait no longer! Because now introducing the "Nuke"
A troop that costs 10,000 Elixer and it automatically 100%s the base AND you get all of the loot!
Although since this can be too OP, you won't get a league loot bonus from it :caticon:
ZAPPER
Zapping DE but running out of Elixer?
For only 10,000 Elixer, you can get a "Zapper"
It DESTROYS the DE storage and automatically takes all the DE, NOT ONLY THAT, but it empties their storage and you get ALL the DE that the opponent had! :D
Flying Pig
Want REAL Revenge?
Then use the "Flying Pig"!
When you use it, all the loot gets drained from the opponent's Storages and the Collectors (/mines/drills) will stop working! The opponent must pay 100 GEMS to get them to work again (these gems go to the user of the Flying Pig)
natural disasters
how about add earthquake, tsunami, typhoon?
bio weapons
napalm bombs.. bombs containing viruses.
even after finish the attack, if the village owner do not care, the viruses, pestilences will eat and kill entire village. he must build all again from lower levels.
this idea not so bad. The abandoned bases will disappear..
I would really want to know whats hiding in the forrest around my village.
Can we plz spray it with agent orange.
That will make the trees drop all the leafs immidiatly and I will be able to see what kind of hidious creatures hide in the bushes around my village
What If we have a troop that can be deployed anywhere in the base