Intentionally terrible ideas!!!!

Lotsa players complain about Lightning, or Dragons or whatelse that they dont like.
They always run to forum to cry for change because they feel its unfair

I got the solution...
The Mommy Button!!!
As soon as someone wants to cry about lightning on their DE, or not enough time in an attack, or not enough stars because they failed to get the TH or any other game related reason that would make someone cry about, they dont need to run to forum and cry to SC.... NO from now on they can push the Mommy Button.
The Mommy Button will instantly call their mommy so they can cry to her,
The Mommy button has an average function or for 100 gems you can buy the premium for 1 day
When you use The premium Mommy Button you also get 1 lollypop to suck it up

New spell,Banhammer


Permanently bans the person you are attacking :smirk:

Lightning shield destroys any troops that touches it.... It's like a fence

The New Dark Elixir Troop: May Weather
Appearance: A floating dark-skinned man with boxing gloves with weather clouds below, like he is riding it. He wears a gold necklace.
How it attacks: It throws monie at the defenses and some goblins party around him :smirk:
Behavior: Runs around and acts like a fool. He hugs CC troops so much then throws monie at the screen.
Trivia: this is the only troop trainable by gold. Though, you will need 8,000,000 (all gold from storage) to make one :smirk: he is incredibly damn rich.

New troop: WHINEY 10 YEAR OLDS
Appearance: Looks like a 10 year old and cries everytime he gets damage. When it gets damaged, it will go to the forums and whine. When you zap the oponnent's DE when he's there. He'll cry and cry and cry. Liek if u cri evrytiem
How it attacks: it doesn't attack. His tears make the defenses cry also.
Behavior: It plays coc in a corner. Then whines when gets damaged :smirk:
Trivia: He's the youngest troop

New HERO: King Smasher (yes, the forum games king) :smirk:
Appearance: He is indian, so that's cool.
How it attacks: Smashes other forumers and VTLs them. :smirk: When VTLed, troops and forumers cry.
Ability: CheckMate. Summons whiney 10 year olds and yeah, that's it.
behavior: He acts foolish :smirk: He plays alot of RPs, even ingame.
Trivia: He is often found in his altar playing chess with whiney 10 year old troops.


:smirk::smirk:

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Originally Posted by ironagedave

why stop there i think it should be 30 minutes or more, because every wall has to be destroyed to get 100% - 100% should mean 100%

Comon' Archer Queen get cracking....

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Originally Posted by Bockerijder

Yeah and use the torches to burn down the flag and destroy all other decoration, and when the owner of the village returns, he has to buy all the decorations again because he cant insure it.
Because SC failed to make the hero Insurance agent

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As long as both of these ideas get implemented together, I'll be a happy clasher. 30 minute attacks and we have to destroy every decoration and wall, plus the defender has to repurchase every decoration again like mentioned above. Finally, the archer queen should get a new ability (that can be switched out with the old ability) that makes her focus even more on walls than she already does and disregard all defensive structures. This might be difficult to code though since walls are already her favorite target.

Tired of higher Town Hall level people stomping on village as if you were a noob? Are you tired of stomping on other pathetic lower Town Hall level people's bases for the loot?

Well let me give you an offer you can't refuse...

Racketeering!

You see, 'resource handling' can be a messy business. With all those dead barbarians and archers and giants, and bone fragments everywhere from wall busting explosions, it is clearly a waste of resources. So why resist things and make it hard for both of us and waste resources?

Instead of attacking, you can instead 'offer' protection to the village you could have sacked and raided. On the defence log it shows them what you could have used on thier village, but decided to be generous and give them the option to give half of what the losses could have been from a 100% damage raid, half the loot that could have been raided, half the trophies that could have been scored, and save both sides from having to 'do things the hard way'.

If they accept, you get the resources deposited into your CC or Town Hall, and they are on your list of people you are protecting for 24 hours. If for whatever reason that person gets raided by someone else during that time, you get the option to revenge attack. Let's face it, the person you're offering protection for isn't going to be able to do much, but you can. If the attacker didn't take the hint that the village they hit was under protection, shown by an icon over thier Town Hall on the raiding view, then it is thier fault for 'making things difficult'.

Revenge attacks for protected villages ignores Shield, because hey... we can't let a little thing like a Shield prevent us from doing what we need to do. Who's rules are we following anyway?

If the offer is denied or nyou'veepted within 24 hours, then you can attack the village with the army you demonstrated (need to retain them if required, but can hit a button to automatically set that up), and be able to take what was available before. Spending the loot before then won't help, that amount is still fair game. If they go into debt, then they have a negative amount until thier mines and collectors can pay it off, or can gather the difference. This too ignores Shields.

You can have up to your Town Hall level × 2 of people you've offered 'protection' for, since you'll need more people to get income from to help build those more expensive upgrades.

Better still if they can add all the st.fighters tekkens and marvel characters all in 1..

Wait everybody. I have the best new idea and it only takes two words . . . Lightning rod!!! I am so proud I am the first person to think of this. We will all love it!!! Don't respond if you don't agree.

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Originally Posted by iceageg

Wait everybody. I have the best new idea and it only takes two words . . . Lightning rod!!! I am so proud I am the first person to think of this. We will all love it!!! Don't respond if you don't agree.

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Oh WHAAUUWW I wish I thought of this one first, that will help my troops against those nasty hidden Tesla,

New Spell - Whispy Woods

With this amazing new spell, you can command an army of peashooters of the forests to fight for you! They each have infinite damage and infinite health, and heal themselves fully by a spring trap. Once they are on fire from an Inferno Tower, they set the whole village alight, instantly getting a 4 (yes, 4) Star Victory.

Training Cost: A Slice of Ice Cream Cake and -100 Gems at All Levels except Level 9
Training Time: As long it takes a Peashooter to shoot 1 Pea, minus the time it takes for an X-Bow to shoot a bolt
Area of Effect: Summons 400-1000 Trees
Range of Peashooters: 16x the Height of the Peashooter
How to Use it: Drop it near the Forest on the outside of the map

Level 1 - 400 Peashooters: Upgrade Cost is a Yogurt
Level 2 - 550 Peashooters: Upgrade Cost is a Peashooter and -30 Gems
Level 3 - 666 Peashooters: Upgrade Time is 666.6 Recurring Seconds + The amount of seconds in an Illuminati Day
Level 4 - 780 Peashooters: Level 4 is not Allowed
Level 5 - 779 Peashooters: It goes down because the upgrade cost is 700 Gems
Level 6 - 888 Peashooters: Level 6 is only 3 Yogurts, less than level 1
Level 7 - 943 Peashooters: 2 Yogurts for Level 7, the most expensive upgrade.
Level 8 - 1000 Peashooters Upgrade Cost is 1 Golixir

Trivia:

If the drop it on the ocean, Water Peashooters spawn and flood the base for 5 Stars when an Inferno hits it
When a witch is summoning while the spell is dropped, she will summon Skeleton Peashooters who can get 6 Stars
When a dragon is breathing fire while the spell is dropped, the Fire from the Flaming Peashooter and the Inferno Tower mixing together crash the game and delete the opponents base, awarding 7 Stars.
There is a 1/1000 Chance you will get 1 Extra Peashooter
Peashooters don't actually spawn 3.666% of the Time
When the current Time is linked to Illuminati, 666 extra Peashooters can spawn