Are you out of your mind? This game is all about war!
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Are you out of your mind? This game is all about war!
If you are so worried about the wars, why are they playing the game? The game shows greed and has stealing and destruction inside the game. I think the wars are the least of your problem.
♥♥♥♥, u worrying about war corrupting your child mind, you need to worry about all the perverts this game develops. Your child is more likely to get sexually harassed or develop a sexual mind by the stuff he or she reads on here. People are screaming for private chat, not knowing private chat will ruin this game. You.are worrying about the wrong thing.
So, in your opinion, nukes should be added to the game, and that wont effect your kids? telling them that nuking people is good?Quote:
Originally Posted by OzAudi
But war is bad
*salutes this person for not using their brain*
you should sell your brain, it will be in a perfect shape cause it hasnt been used. EVER.
Please improve your trolling methods. I would give you a 1/10 for this troll :)
credits to OzAudi for finding his other amazing thread
Props to the troller of this thread....good job man but seriously enough with the jokes and let's actually have some real ideas. 🌸
I hope your trolling, because if this is real you are a bad parent and a burden to the future generation.
Violent video games (CoC is barely 'violent') =/= violent people, as science proves, and you're totally going to ban all the 'violent' articles and books with political, scientific, literary and satirical value.
Haha before i read others comments i was thinking along the same lines as this guy... However i will go a different route now.Quote:
Originally Posted by BrainiacPro
hopefully your kids do keep on playing clash and rebel against there over bearing and controlling dad and sign up for any branch of military and if the commander in chief says nuke whoever.. Let's throw some loons and minions at there ♥♥♥ and stand up for the good ole red white and blue.
If your poor kid(s) dont end up in WWIII, they will more than likely end up face down in a full bathtub, hanging from that beautiful red oak replacing the tire swing they grew up playing on, or even somethig as extreme as taking there closet tweeker dad's ole school "Cowboys Butts Drive Me Nuts" Zippo and disposing of there ole man the proper way any kid would after growing up in that hell house. Boom Boom Goes The Dynamite: Level 6 Wizard Style.
Dont be overprotective. This is just a game and your kids will learn how to communicate with there "Elders," strategizing, teamwork, and if there cool like my son, be that anchor TH8 in our war clan whos chores are similar on and off the grid,... cleaning up the messes his buddies left in my house! (Other clannies 2* fails on all TH8 and lower)
I wish I had this game when I was a kid, Im sure Id be an outstanding citizen then, or better yet, maybe even in the military. However, I was stuck with Donkey Kong, Duck Shooting, Paper Boy, Zelda, and my personal fav. Mortal Kombat..
Thats a binaries list there. A black monkey wielding a pistol riding a bike through town shooting at the white man outside in his yard practicing his new combos learned from hours spent kickin names and takin a** up the ladder o' champs. Needless to say, thats what games these kids who have caused whole city riots were exposed to in there generation as well. I'm gonna leave that at that.
So , honestly take into perspective how bad these "clan wars are making your kids vigilantes" and then have a good ole heart to heart with yourself and you'll be thankful your kids are just "vigilantes" bullying kids at school and "goblin'ng" there lunch loot here and there.
Just one more reference before i go.. I hope your 10 year olds not a girl, cuz the last thing you'd want is her resembling a L2 Witch and popping out 6 "Larry's" as she pleases. Lord knows them little Larry's would deplete there Papa Barb Kings (this would be u mr doom) Dark Elix Checking account and eventually cause your TH to be repo'd and force you to bunk up with your 2nd cousin "bob the builder" in his tiny a** hut in the corner.
Keep it Clashy
This^^^Quote:
Originally Posted by P12321
This guy is a professional troll. I've flagged the thread as a possible fight and troll
Get rid of Clan Wars? Seriously?! Why, huh??Quote:
Originally Posted by mrdooms
Clan Wars is the reason WHY Clash of Clans still exists. If SC removes Clan Wars, the game would be less interesting.
Kids, huh?
How old are they? They must be at least 13 years old or older to play the game.
Finally, calling a game of strategies too violent? Tell your kids not to play Clash of Clans unless they're 13 or older, if you don't want your kids to misinterpret wars.
This is either bad trolling, or bad parenting. Either way this thread is bad. It's like you are trying to tell us that the shallow ability in Kirby should be removed because it teaches kids that cannibalism is good. o-o (I don't get how you would get that assumption.)