Name Changing... The Truth!

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April 27th, 2015
88b88power

Name Changing... The Truth!

Yeah... We may soon have an update that allows us to change our Clash username. This can be a good thing for those poor people who names themselves something like “Clan of Awesome” or "Request and Leave" or something goofy like that. Upon further thinking, I do recall seeing a loading screen hint that says "You cannot change the name of your village, the villagers won't know where they live!"

Yup, this update may confuse your villagers! They are the very soul of your village, and… The poor poor people will not even know where they live…
Now, the next question is this: what are the consequences of your villagers not knowing where they live? Honestly I don't really know... But I have some ideas.
I think that if you change the name of your village, kind of like the "you are under attack" thing that pops up, another message will appear saying something like "Cannot load village, Villager do not know where they live".
This is a very key point! Not only has Supercell ruled this out, but they've given a very legitimate reason for not being allowed to change your name, once again, this villagers won't know where in the booba zone they are!

Now, I'm not the kind of guy to come up with conspiracy theories, like that Wi-Fi makes your teeth hurt or something, but I think I know what happened.
The goblins want revenge on all the clashers who have been wiping out their civilization. They hācked the Help and Support page and many Supercell Staff accounts; it's all a trap. They want the villagers to not know where they live, and leave their village... THEN! They shall join the goblins! Just like those Archers and Wizards that were hired by the goblins to stand on their towers and guard their villages. They shall then live a sad life in this strange dark world of goblins; glitchy buildings on walls, graveyards rigged with bombs (like in goblin outpost) and even living in strange places like in a Kitchen Sink or this sketchy little "Mega Mansion" and "Sherbet Towers". They may even be forced to go to the "Goblin Picnic" or be forced to play in "PEKKA's Playhouse".
Anyways, I think the goblins actually have a mole somewhere in the Supercell Staff to do their dirty little work.
My bets are on Anoushka.

Maybe that's why Supercell always invites the YouTubers to Supercell HQ... TO TURN THEM INTO GOBLINS TO! Then all their fans and subscribers will follow their lead and become Goblins as well!!

The Goblins are alive and the Goblin Revolution is afoot!
DO YOU WANT YOUR FAVOURITE GAME TO BECOME "CLASH OF GOBLINS"?
You could be next...
April 27th, 2015
WeJakeYou

i want my 2 minutes back... thanks
April 27th, 2015
legoman7409

It does make sense.... After all, they sent 2 goblins after us so we destroyed their entire civilization. Id want revenge.
April 27th, 2015
iLLpluminati

Is it just me or does anyone else get highly annoyed when someone uses "villagers not knowing where they are" as an argument against the name change feature? I understand they are joking and I also understand supercell was joking when the implemented this into the loading screen tips, but it's a cliche at this point to be quite honest. Yet another one of my many pet peeves....
April 27th, 2015
UpTownClasher

My city in which i live was renamed while i was little. My parents still knew where they lived. My college was renamed while i was in the college, i still knew where i studied. The problem is, you have seen that lie so many times over and over again that now you believe its a truth. Even lots of companies change name, logo etc...not a single employee forgets where they work, the loyal consumers eventually find about it too so please stop believing this LIE !!!

Lets say that lie is the real truth. I will do a public announcement for a week before changing IGN and let them know that our village's identity is changing and that you correct your records before it happens. You happy now??
April 27th, 2015
88b88power

You never know how smart these clash villagers are.................
April 27th, 2015
Saleh47

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Originally Posted by iLLpluminati

Is it just me or does anyone else get highly annoyed when someone uses "villagers not knowing where they are" as an argument against the name change feature? I understand they are joking and I also understand supercell was joking when the implemented this into the loading screen tips, but it's a cliche at this point to be quite honest. Yet another one of my many pet peeves....

Yes it really annoys me when it is said that your villagers won't know where they are or where to go!! As if you are putting a real person in desert and leaving him there. While the fact is that it is all a program which every bit of it is stored in a known place and every player have an ID which won't be affected by changing the name.
April 27th, 2015
ghorn

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Originally Posted by WeJakeYou

i want my 2 minutes back... thanks

_____________________
April 27th, 2015
vivian265

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Originally Posted by AnthonyVince

After the first two paragraphs I realized how pointless this thread would be :facepalm:

There have been far too many of these threads recently. I'm sure the villagers will adapt to their surroundings. If not, natural selection I suppose.
April 27th, 2015
iLUVbunnies1020

Get off the forums
April 27th, 2015
Ahorer

No offense but you deserve a ban
April 27th, 2015
Mesmile

Not sure why all these responses are so negative... This thread is obviously just a joke, and if it's been overused recently just don't read it...
April 27th, 2015
FreedomCompany

Sir, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Seriously though, this was a really stupid thread
April 27th, 2015
007bond

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Originally Posted by AnthonyVince

After the first two paragraphs I realized how pointless this thread would be :facepalm:

Hahaha absolutely
April 27th, 2015
007bond

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Originally Posted by 88b88power

You never know how smart these clash villagers are.................

You never know how dumb these clash players are....
April 27th, 2015
Ideaman

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Originally Posted by AnthonyVince

After the first two paragraphs I realized how pointless this thread would be :facepalm:

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Originally Posted by Ahorer

No offense but you deserve a ban

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Originally Posted by FreedomCompany

Sir, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Seriously though, this was a really stupid thread

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Originally Posted by 007bond

You never know how dumb these clash players are....

Be nice, don't be toxic! Come on guys!
April 27th, 2015
Mesmile

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Originally Posted by Ideaman

Be nice, don't be toxic! Come on guys!

Yeah guys... It's fair to say the thread is pointless, and has been talked about too much recently. But these insults aren't needed. This thread is obviously of comedic purpose and if you have nothing positive to say, just don't reply!
April 27th, 2015
iLUVbunnies1020

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Originally Posted by Mesmile

Yeah guys... It's fair to say the thread is pointless, and has been talked about too much recently. But these insults aren't needed. This thread is obviously of comedic purpose and if you have nothing positive to say, just don't reply!

These insults are needed who takes time out of their day to write 3 paragraphs about pointless things like this?
April 27th, 2015
hotshot007

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Originally Posted by WeJakeYou

i want my 2 minutes back... thanks

Lemme know if you found it. Am still searching for mine. :mad:
April 27th, 2015
Ideaman

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Originally Posted by iLUVbunnies1020

These insults are needed who takes time out of their day to write 3 paragraphs about pointless things like this?

How are they needed. The OP tried to make a funny thread, don't skin the carcass.
April 27th, 2015
James169

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Originally Posted by Ideaman

How are they needed. The OP tried to make a funny thread, don't skin the carcass.

The irony is that half of those giving the insults are happy to make troll posts and will be quick to say "it's just a joke" if they get any insults
April 27th, 2015
88b88power

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Originally Posted by Mesmile

Not sure why all these responses are so negative... This thread is obviously just a joke, and if it's been overused recently just don't read it...

I thought by the way I was talking, it seemed like a joke (Goblin Revolution)
It's pretty much some random rambling thread :P
April 27th, 2015
Cowbug

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Originally Posted by 88b88power

I thought by the way I was talking, it seemed like a joke (Goblin Revolution)
It's pretty much some random rambling thread :P

It was obviously a joke, some people take things too seriously. Others probably just weren't amused. My thought was just ,"OMG, not another name change thread."
April 27th, 2015
HeliSmith

If only we had a place for jokes, like offtopic content
April 27th, 2015
88b88power

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Originally Posted by HeliSmith

If only we had a place for jokes, like offtopic content

well this isn't really off topic though...
April 27th, 2015
farhandinho

Name Change

What if somebody changed their name to somebody else in their clan? It could cause a lot of chaos and disruption, not to mention fraud and impersonation!
April 27th, 2015
88b88power

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Originally Posted by farhandinho

What if somebody changed their name to somebody else in their clan? It could cause a lot of chaos and disruption, not to mention fraud and impersonation!

Not only that, but they'd be supporting the Goblin Revolution :P
April 27th, 2015
BroER

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Originally Posted by WeJakeYou

i want my 2 minutes back... thanks

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Originally Posted by AnthonyVince

After the first two paragraphs I realized how pointless this thread would be :facepalm:

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Originally Posted by iLUVbunnies1020

Get off the forums

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Originally Posted by Ahorer

No offense but you deserve a ban

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Originally Posted by FreedomCompany

Seriously though, this was a really stupid thread

http://i.imgur.com/t0lffmB.png
Those guys are evidently Goblin spies.
April 27th, 2015
PrideFC

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Originally Posted by 88b88power

You never know how smart these clash villagers are.................

Or how this thread isn't.
April 27th, 2015
Daddy

Well I was goblin up my sausage and mash for tea today so you may well be right
April 27th, 2015
88b88power

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Originally Posted by BroER

http://i.imgur.com/t0lffmB.png
Those guys are evidently Goblin spies.

It has begun
April 27th, 2015
DaScavenger

Poor Villagers, they will be confused like crazy, running around and everything... :p
They are fine right now clapping at plants, which is fair enough. :smirk:
April 27th, 2015
88b88power

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Originally Posted by FreedomCompany

Sir, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Seriously though, this was a really stupid thread

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Originally Posted by AnthonyVince

After the first two paragraphs I realized how pointless this thread would be :facepalm:

Thanks, that's what I was aiming for :p