SlapFight - Super Sexy Level 5 Mature War Clan - Recruiting TH6-8
60 wins and counting!
Love war? Sneaking in farming runs or war attacks when the boss is not looking? Want to go into wars knowing that EVERYBODY is going to attack? Then SlapFight is for you. Come on in and try our heated pool, relax at the open bar, or take in one of the jello wrestling matches that we use to settle disputes between teammates. There is something here for everyone.
SlapFight was created by a group of active clanmates who want to have fun and fight wars. Here is the rundown:
We will not be paying attention to donation ratios. Ask for what you want, when you need it. Just try to donate during wars.
WAR - As my man Montell Jordan said, "This is how we do it".
We war constantly with one day of rest in between wars.
If a war is declared and we have an odd number of members (can't divide by five) I will choose who sits out by choosing the members with the most solid offensive and defensive capabilities. Trophy counts, titles and town hall levels be damned - those who have rushed their town hall level and have left their army camps, troop levels, and defenses at lower levels will be the ones sitting out. This does not mean that the love of SlapFight has stopped shining upon you - you are still welcome to stick around and attend the moat parties, jousts, and grog drinking competitions while you upgrade your capabilities.
For your first attack hit the highest target that you feel you can at least two star, and make sure that it is no more than two spots below you on the map. Our 1 should attack no lower than their 3, our 10 should attack no lower than their 12 etc.
Second attacks are for clean up - use your best judgement and get us some more stars and war xp.
Only those with at least L3 dragons or high level troops will stock the clan castles on the war map. If you don't have those type of troops yet, don't sweat it. Those of us that do will take care of it.
Everyone is expected to use both of their attacks during war. If you can't attack twice then make sure your have opted out before war is declared.
Status will not be a big deal in this clan, so don't fret about ranks. Ranks are solely used to keep track of activity.
If you attack in every war, you will be promoted to Elder, which will show you to be an Asskicker in good standing. New members will be promoted to Elder after participation in three consecutive wars. Our core group has been together for several months and are identified as Co-Leaders. If you come and prove to be a dependable long term member then you will eventually be a Co as well.
Shenanigans, tomfoolery, and general immaturity will not only be tolerated but will be encouraged through peer support.
Douchebaggery or mean spirited abuse will lead to kick.
Rushed bases need not apply. We are mostly TH 8's and 9's, but will take sevens that are close to being maxed. When you ask to join, a Co-leader will look at your base, barrack levels, experience and activity prior to accepting you. Please note something along the lines of "responding to the forum" or "you guys are so damn good looking" when you ask to join so we know that you already read the rules.
If you want to crush your enemies and have a good time doing it, join today!
SlapFight!
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58 Wins, Disco Lights, and all the Lobster Mashed Potatoes you can eat!
