101 war wins and on a 5 war streak!!!! Woot!
However, we are still all warm n cuddly, so don't be scared off by our amazing war record, its just a reflection of how hard we have worked to farm and practice to become such formidable beasts!!!
Over 18, UK only yada yada yada.
Come on!
...some time later and we are on a 7 war win streak!!!!
Our newest members settling in nicely and levelling up like fiends!
Check us out, its been too long and you really could do with a change :)
Awesome clan. Clanmates are very helpful, friendly and supportive. Having great fun with tou guys and the dedication to war is top notch. Highly recommended.
He speaks the truth !! Trust him, although he sounds like he might be from Mars, he actually knows what he's on about.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zodman
More wars under our belts, and new strats and tricks nailed. We are lovin the clash life and just want to share the word!!! And some hobnobs that have a short shelf life.
Look us up, and never look back!!
This short recruitment poem might help you decide whether to join:
If you like to win clan wars
And you live on UK shores
Then seek us out right now, chop-chop
To learn the strategy "drop and mop"
If this sounds contrived and mildly nonsensical that's because it is, but in my defence I was drafting a recipe for salted caramel cream of starfish soup with my left hand while simultaneously writing the poem with my right foot (I have very nimble toes you see, possibly a genetic throwback to my ape ancestors or perhaps a nod to the future of mankind where we will use feet instead of hands for all tasks except gardening).
Anyway look us up and join if you're suitable.
And pike never ceases to entertain us, if you are up for some fun, serious farming and a quality weekend war you know where we are.Quote:
Originally Posted by p1ke
And pike will bring you coffe and capuchinos every Sunday morning to congratulate you on your fabulous performance in war. Cos that's the kind of guy he is. Come on - can't do better than that. What are you waiting for?
Another two town halls upgrading, new members arriving, and Christmas looming! What an eventful few weeks.
Its getting dark, cold and miserable, so what you need is a fun fun fun clan to chuckle the winter evenings away.
Are you new and want pointers? Long timer wanting to step down the pace or share your owl-like wisdom? Somewhere in between? Cmon, join up!
You won't find*** a better bunch of farmers / war mongers or even fish mongers playing COC, so if you are UK-based and 18+ then yay, you qualify, so join!
*** even if you look down the back of the sofa which just the other day is where I found a fantastic set of... well, join up to find out what...
No way?!?! Pike just told me what it was.
You wouldn't believe it!
Well I never!!
You really need to know what it was..... But hurry! We hit the war button at 20:00 and then close the clan for war, so get in like that Indiana Jones scene where he just makes it under the door and his hat falls off....you know.
Ttfn