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Whilst travelling through the squillions of farms, (and on here also) there are some great farm/GC names knocking around... Here are a few which made me giggle, or wonder why..??? No particular reason, just amusing.
Teadrinkermama.
Pinkstarbelly.
Great stuff - If you find any more, stick them on here. You can give a reason why if you want, but not necessary. Obviously no offensive ones, the mods are watching.. Lol.
John.
I saw one which was The Lord is my shepherded I wanted to put as my name and I am his sheep. No affense if anyone is religous!!!
Current favorite is : FARMAGEDDON
That one's great.Quote:
Originally Posted by Koala
STONE HINGE.
IT'S NO YOLK.
GIMME YOUR MONEY.
John.
I live in Devon and regularly change mine to Faulty Towers and all the variations of: 'Fruity Flowers', 'Flaunty Followers' etc., I got a PM from Germany saying "I love the one about 'don't mention the war'".....
Lol. Thinking about Devon reminds of cream scones, rice pudding, and Worzel Gummidge..!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Woozle
Now there's a name for ya. Lol. The German one is quite subtle as well.
John.
[QUOTE=BOROYOB;503551]Lol. Thinking about Devon reminds of cream scones, rice pudding, and Worzel Gummidge..!!!
Now there's a name for ya. Lol. The German one is quite subtle as well.
John.[/QUOTE
Yes, I do cream teas on Sunday afternoons (Lindystarr is lobbying for scones!) Rice pudding would be good, perhaps we could flood an area by the river and have paddy fields .... Oops, sorry wrong thread!
[QUOTE=Woozle;504213]Ooh, yes! Scones! With lashings of cream and strawberry jam! And woozle does a lovely cream tea!Quote:
Originally Posted by BOROYOB
Great idea for a farm name btw!
Flicking through the newspaper I saw one that looked quite rude, until I realised it was probably a typo! It was called 'Lick my Farm'
Bet you were really disappointed then...??? Lol. My missus bakes a lovely scone btw, and we have 'em fresh out of the oven with lots of really good quality butter.... Mmmmm, loverly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lindystarr
John.
Two of my new followers..
Poopy Pants.
Potholes Patch.
Came across one in the DD earlier today "I SELL EVERYTHING CHEAP" and guess what - He didn't.. Lol.
The other type I like are "MY AWESOME FARM", "THE BEST FARM", "SUPER DUPER", and my "MEGA FARM", etc and they are nearly always anything but...
John.
Came across one recently that actually made me laugh aloud. ;)
50 shades of hay
ooooooh-eeeeerrr, bet that was a female farm...!!! *ducks to avoid the backlash* lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeri
John.
One in the DD yesterday. Has to be a typo..
WHETA PANTS.
John.
My personal favorite is: Baby Jr's Milk Ranch. Of course it's mine. LOL My baby likes to shear the sheep and spin the wheel. He does better on the wheel than I do.
Another recent two...
UDDERING HEIGHTS.
♥♥♥♥ FOR SALE.
John.
Hot bottom farm, just saw it in the paper
Here's another one- yodel-lay-eee-ooo.
"Laugh? - I thought my knickers would never dry!" Sorry couldn't resist a little saying I picked up in Wales.Quote:
Originally Posted by BOROYOB
I live on the Devon/Somerset border and when I started playing I named my farm after the most famous farm in Somerset - Worthy Farm, (apart from a few departures into the realms of Faulty Towers, that is its proper name). What is now worrying me is where I'm going to put the Pyramid Stage, The New Dance tent, and the John Peel Stage. The cows are still down in Greenfields and I can't even think about the parking........ What if the Rolling Stones don't turn up!...... Still, at least I know it's not going to rain in Hay Day 'Glastonbury' land!
It's obvious some of them are not English speaking, and we are not mocking any languages at all, it's just to us they seem funny... Have not spotted any good ones for a few days, so will be more vigilant. Lol.
Have you seen how many variants there are to the popular PONDEROSA as well... Loads of 'em. Unfunny though.
John.
Today I seen one that said kittylicious :rolleyes:
A few more for your perusal...
FERMENTING FRUIT.
REDNECKVILLE.
The missus just spotted this one...
ARSI RAPORN'S.
John.
Been busy with other projects, but the missus found these two...
1 MORE DAY AT WORK - JOLLIES
REMODELLING IN PROGRESS
John.
One I spotted in the DD today..
NOOPEE FARM.
John.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeri
Haha this one is really funny *)
I named mine Winterfell, since I am big fun of Game of Thrones books *)
Another one spotted by the missus..
THE MEATING PLAICE
John.
Just seen one that made me smile:
"Feed 'em and Reap"
Spotted in the newspaper a minute ago:
my "what I call" farm ....guess you'd have to have seen the programme Miranda to get that one!
Wooooooosh....!!! That one went straight over, sorry... Never even heard of Miranda, never mind watched it...?? Is that one of those shopping channels...?? Lol.
John.
Found this one earlier while helping boats. I thought it was funny.
Just saw this one today - got all excited thinking I finally had one to post! - alas Ivor beat me to it. But I think it bears repeating...Quote:
Originally Posted by IvortheEngine
I have spotted a few recently, but if I don't write them down I forget them...!!! Have to rename my farm "memory loss".. Lol.
John.
I saw a farm called "Carrots R us". I guess she/he isn't a fan of our current event.
Like a few hundred others judging by the feedback... That's a good one, well spotted...Quote:
Originally Posted by Velmuliina
John.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grumbul
Sorry for beating you to it! Saw another one the other day..."Farmasutra". :rolleyes:
Those are all funny. I found a few in the DD today too.
- yunk yard
- everyday"im capulling
- trash farm
- orange farm (That one wasn't really funny but I wonder if it has anything to do with the carrot event. xD)
Just came across:
whoopin chickens in iowa (???)
xenophobia (:()
Citybiebers Farm (as opposed to Countrybiebers?)
shut my front door
the lucky chicken (presumably not from Iowa)
I also just saw a farm named "cheap cheap"... Their stand was loaded with nothing but full-price carrots and corn :D
lol... Maybe they should be selling chickens instead...??? Fancy trying to sell full price carrots with the super "special event" for carrots being on...Quote:
Originally Posted by LittlestSprout
Have you noticed how all the farms called "cheap, cheapest, discount, half price, mega sale, best farm goods, etc, etc" always sell their goods at full price...!!!
John.
Spotted in the DD today...
HOLY COW
BLA BLA BLA
John.
Saw one yesterday that said "pls don't buy my ad". It was 10x corn for 72 coins.
Nice to see people still reducing their prices then...??? Lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by branderson1993
John.
Quote:
Originally Posted by BOROYOB
...and how the ones that say "great stuff" have all the same ordinary stuff that everyone else has? You know, wheat and such, no lollipops ever...
~powdermonkey
Here is a couple more...
EGGZ EASY OVER.
BIG RED TRACTOR.
BACK ACHERS (I like that one)
John.
Another typo which made me chuckle...
HELP MY BOT.
John.
A few more in the DD today...
POO
BEST A.S.S FARM
INSOMNIAC
John.
La bruja (the witch) ~ most Spanish farm names are super funny
i am more awesome than u
generic farm name
kawi vs suzuki
taters and maters
A neighbour of mine : punani woman's farm. Well, in Jamaica the word punani is the creole name for a female...erm...body part...:rolleyes:
Saw a farm today in the DD : "Full of **** Farm"
:cool:
Some more gems from the DD and followers...
I WON A BRT
TITTY
****Y PANTS
YE OLDE FROGGE HOTEL
GO ELVIS
HELP MY BAT (another typo...)
Aren't some of them just great...
John.
Somebody bought something from my roadside shop. Their name was FarmVille. Very creative.
In the coc forums there is bluewaffleboy:rolleyes:
Lol, one word sums up my feelings about that.... EWWW!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ied
But on a not so blue note, just saw "50 shades of farm."
I'd say that was pretty blue, can you report it to one of the mods please its offensive and certainly not child friendly. Suggest you take a screenshot.Quote:
Originally Posted by kmm04
That's NOT even remotely amusing, and as Woozle says, it definitely needs reporting asap, and I would also suggest deleting the two previous posts...???
John.
Old Mecdonal, from DD today.
One of my friend's farm was Farmacology...I thought that was cute, but she changed it. :(
I had my farm named Eggstra Cool Farm, but had to change it to what it is now...No Challenges, Please! Not very fun, but seems I need to try to get the word out to my friends. :(
Can't believe I forgot this one, since it's the name of one of my friend's farm. The second one I saw while perusing the DD.
Choke My Chicken!!!
Area 51 help wanted
One in the DD today which made me laugh.
MY DOG PEES ON YOUR LAWN
John.
I saw that one too and thought it was hilarious!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeri
how about "666 Farm"?
Anybody seen this farm?
Not so sure if these were already taken or even amusing- found them all in the same DD newspaper, too lazy to gather them up...
ewwyoustink's Farm
moo moo farm
mmmm
I've had many farm names. A starter was the "Jolly Ranch(er)", which my friends thought was cute. In my mid-20s (and I mean in my mid-20 in LEVELS, NOT age) it had changed to "Cedar Ridge Farms." I am now using "@ The Corner."
Not sure if this has been said already, but came across a strange one last night:
"Virus Found- I always help!!!!!"
:confused:
Lol. Here's my latest find
MEOW KAK MOO
John.
Found this one in my RSS: the cluck stops here
Another one from the DD.
SWEENEY TODD BURGERS. (Remind me not to buy one...!!!)
John.
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Found these ones. Haha. Not sure about the second one????
lol. Your'e right, that second one is just a little bit disturbing... Most probably someone with a warped (hopefully) sense of humour...Quote:
Originally Posted by PinkyJoe
John.
In the DD today:
OB1knoppy
I have seen the 50 shades farm, too. Love that.
one of the followers of my farm recently changed their farm name to FARMALDEHYDE. Makes me smile every time I see it.
My farm name is quite amusing.
'Chewbaccas Farm'. xD
Saw this one in the DD today: Hicorydikadyboke :D
The missus spotted this one in the DD today..
JOIN THE FORUM
John.
:D Nice thread
Recently I spotted:
Please Help My Titanic
Just came across: Dung
Thats halarious, because that's also my nameQuote:
Originally Posted by BOROYOB
Seen once:
"Enter the name of the farm"
Fantasy missing? :confused::confused: ;)
Thought this was cute ... from a friend's farm ... Come to the Duck Side ... :)
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Originally Posted by Lovecats
:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Sunnyshine
Came across some more amusing/weird farm names:
My Boat Needs Brown Sugar
WWW
Pigplop Palace
And a number of names that play with the word Farm:
Farmtastic
Farmart
Farmalicious
Farm House Rock
I like that Pigplop palace one... Bit of a tongue twister...
Another from the DD for you...
AM DUNG
John.
Saw one that made me cringe "Listeria Farm"
The best I've seen was 'Luke, I am your farmer'! Well, made me laugh!
Sorry for the silly question and maybe it's OT.. :o
But.. why some names of farms have stars inside the name? I.e. the Farm of **** etc?
Thanks..
Not sure, but it's either a choice of the user, or they were censored. You're automatically censored on the forum, maybe HD is the same....?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lovecats
Haven't seen any lately, though I finally came across 50 Shades!
Saw that Boroyob's farm is called 'Ducked Ape' - very punny;);)
Do you realise how long it's taken for someone to mention or even spot that...???Quote:
Originally Posted by Spanielgirl
John.
This thread is great. Lots of fun.
today I saw
Oink! Moo! Clock! (Cute name)
Something's Fishy Here (haha)
Level Up!!!! (Know the feeling)
Not sure I dare visit: PMS Ranch (lol)
and last but not least:
Pigs Can Fly
Dr. Greenthumbz Farm
Thank you, that's the idea...Quote:
Originally Posted by Hyllie
AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE FARM NAME PMS RANCH, EH...!!! hehe...
JOHN.
:D Too funny!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukasthomas
May have been shown already, but I saw "Fifty Shades of Hay." Cracked me up.
Scrolling through the DD and came across this name:
"This is my wife's backup farm"
Tee hee hee :D
Found in the DD today.
LI YING.
MY KID FREE ZONE.
John.
:D Oh, my...that is just too, too funny!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukasthomas
Thanks for yet another funtastic thread, John. You do know how to make us laugh. :D
;););) ... Cracked me up too!Quote:
Originally Posted by bwoods1977
One from the missus in the DD.
TIRED AND WEARY
John.
Haha! That's how I feel after the boat event! Found this one yesterday:Quote:
Originally Posted by BOROYOB
FRANCHISE BABY'S FARM
:)
I loved that one too. Always makes me think of that book when I see it lolQuote:
Originally Posted by bwoods1977
Just went shopping at Bigfoots Boggy Creek. :D