Drunk and Angry - The new Un-Clan Concept

Clan name - Drunk and Angry
Leader - imdrunk

Looking to build lifelong friendships with Clash of Clan teammates? NOT US. We don't care where your from and we don't want your life story. We just want to know 'What makes you angry?' I like to think of us as the Festivus Clan - The Clan for the rest of us.


SO WHY JOIN?
Unless your just a loner, you gotta join someone's clan or start your own clan. I've been in enough clans to know that just about every clan falls into one of the following categories:

• Bunch of 10 year old kids with some cheesy sounding clan name where kids fight over who gets to be elder.
• Bunch of players who want to talk about nothing other than the game.
• Bunch of adults (or at least above the age of 18) who talk about wanting a 'mature' clan - by which they mean check your sense of humor at the door. Seriously, you gonna get upset with some random jerk from an on-line game gives you some grief.
• Clans who promote their family atmosphere. I have a family and love them very much - you random gamers aren't a part of it .

So here's where the Drunk and Angry clan is unique. We are looking for players who enjoy the game, don't care about making friends, and most importantly, are angry about stuff. You are encouraged to drink and to fight with your clan mates (in a good natured manner of course). Discuss religion and politics and tell your clan mates why they are wrong about stuff and about how angry that makes you.


WHO CAN JOIN?
Level requirement: Who Cares
Troop level: Whatever you got
Trophies: Couldn't care less
Donations/Week: (Minimum amount will be forthcoming)
Age: Preferably old enough to legally drink in your country of origin.
Anger Level: High
Comfort level with verbal obscenities: High


ELDERS
Why is everyone obsessed with being an elder? Honestly, I couldn't care less about it in the clans I've been in. We'll make you an elder though if your angry enough to handle it.


FARMING VS. TROPHIES
Despite the intentionally dysfunctional nature of the clan, we encourage you to play the game well. If you want to farm - be a farmer and I'll give you some tips. If you want trophies - be a trophy hunter and I'll tell your dumb for caring about trophies (which shouldn't discourage you from telling me to ♥♥♥♥ off).


YOU WANT YOUR BASE REVIEWED?
Thats cool. Clan members giving a base review must start off with 'Your base sucks because. . . .' Here are some acceptable examples of base reviews:

• Your base sucks because your using double walls and a single wall breaker will go through two layers of wall as easily as one.
• Your base sucks because your resources are too close together. If I get through this corner of your base, I'm taking all you got.
• Your base sucks because your mortars are too exposed. Move them in, dummy.

WHAT MAKES US ANGRY?

• Typing 'LOL' after everything. Are you really sitting in front of your phone or ipad and giggling out loud? Come on, just type 'haha' or something.
• Bigotry (one of the few things that will get you kicked from this clan)
• The token 'comedic idiot' in movies. Why do otherwise enjoyable movies feel the need to make the comic reflief character the most annoying idiot possible? Why do we think comedy needs to appeal to the lowest common denominator?
• Politics
• Religion (especially religion in politics)
• The Kroger by my house has a gas station that requires that you swipe your Kroger rewards card before it dispenses gas. If you don't swipe it, the pump tells you 'Invalid Loyalty' and won't sell you any gas. What the hell! You aren't going to sell me gas because I haven't proven my loyalty to Kroger? Do I need to pledge allegiance to Kroger in order for you to sell to me?

WHAT MAKES US LESS ANGRY?

• Sound Logic
• Beer, wine, and liquor.
• Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, Carl Sagan, Dan Akroyd, and Johnny F&*()#ing Football!
• Good food.

Yeah, I'm bumping my own thread. Deal with it.