To SC: my heart's broken beyond mending
This morning I got up and turned on my coc like always, it refreshed itself, all snow's gone. The new scene is telling me "winter is over,spring is here!" wonderfully great! tired of winter anyway, this pleasant news from my beloved and trustworthy SC made me whistle my way to my TV set.
A soon as I turned on the set, I got warned from the local government that a winter storm is coming. Yea right! like I would trust those pesky bureaucrats who can't even predict my garbage collection dates. Thanks god, I thought, for our beloving almighty SC already ensured me that winter is over, otherwise I would certainly be staying home in fear and fall for that total nonsense ♥♥. With disdain humming I quickly switched channel.
To my surprise, now the senator, even the president himself is warning me that a huge winter storm is heading to my town. wow! I just couldnt believe what i heard, but senator...and president! their combined total power is overwhelming, even for SC! So they must be telling the truth. why? oh why SC, you hurt me deep this time, so deep...with teary eyes and broken heart I dragged myself to the bed...