Want to join a chill clan? FunkButt has a strict no kook policy!

We are recruiting cool cats to our new clan. We don't care about age, gender, sexual orientation, location, timezones, town hall levels, trophies, political affiliations, existential spiritual beliefs or any of that. All we want is loyal members who are active and down to help build the clan. If you are fluent in the English language, (it's the one I understand) and interested in getting some war loot you should join FunkButt.
I'm GeeZus, FunkButt is what's going on and I'd like to see you in my clan.
Happy clashing!