I know I'm a Jerk, but we are 7-0!
This is Nickipoo of "The Guild", and I am a jerk. I am an adult in a clan full of middle schoolers, and I need a few good men to whip them into Clashing shape. I'm looking for a few salty A-holes to ridicule and insult these children into not sucking. Our top 4 members are pretty solid, and have pulled out 23 or higher stars in our last clan wars, but we are looking for one (or more) maxed TH8 or low TH9 to make a solid top 5 core. Not all of our members were bright enough to max their defenses before gemming their THs. My naive group of ♥♥♥♥♥♥s could use the mentoring of people old enough to purchase beer, or at least have experience playing "Hey Mister" at the gas station. Members are expected to use both attacks with their best troops during clan war, and anything less than optimal results are to be publicly humiliated. Even if you aren't a jerk, you can join too, if you are willing and able to contribute to a good actively warring clan. Most of the members attend school and get online between 5-10pm ESTon weekdays, and at random times on the weekends, but there are a few of us who are online at odd times to donate even in the middle of the night. I expect new members to donate wizards when requested for defense, and that'll earn you wizards or better in return. Loyalty is definitely rewarded. My brother is one of the middle schoolers in the clan, and family gaming is encouraged. If you have a son or brother (or daughter/sister), and you want to Clash with them, we would love to have you. We currently war at 10v10, but wouldn't mind growing slowly to take on 15v15 or 20v20 with the right group of guys.
Clan: The Guild
Coat of Arms: Blue and Yellow Checkerboard
Clan tag:#8UJULPYR
