'Twas the Night before Christmas
'Twas the night
Before Christmas
When all through the land
Not a creature was strirring
Except for my man
Me at the ready
My spouse just the same
We’d just settled in
To a Clash of Clans game
Barbarians preparing
To bring on some pain
The Archers are yawning
“Not this ♥♥♥♥ again”
Giants that lumber
Towards small puny walls
They fear not their death
Its beckoning calls
The goblins are ready
Plentiful loots is their aim
Soon shall you be poor
Your defenses to blame
Away to the bounty
They’ll fly like a flash
Tear open your storages
And cackle for cash
The hour has arrived
there’s no turning back
No date like the present
It’s time to attack
When what
To my wandering eyes
Should appear
But a miniature button
I hit next with no fear
Again and again
I hit it with flair
I knew after forty
This just isn't fair
More rapid than eagles
The bases they came
As I whistled
And shouted
And called
Super Cell names
I finally find one
It is brimming with riches
Cant wait ‘til I send forth
A few furious witches
Now Golems
Now Pekkas
Now Archers
Now Goblins
On Dragons
On Valkyrie
Wallbreakers
And Minions
O’er the top
Of the wall
Onwards to
The Town Hall
Now clash-away
Clash-away
Clash-away all!
Mere mortars stand ready
Menacing eye on my troops
A Lightning storm crushes them
And turns them to soup
Cannons and towers
And teslas, oh my!
March onward hog riders
Crush and leave them to lie
Crossbows, infernos, bombs
And traps give their all
An onslaught pushes forth
One by one they will fall
So up
To the Town Hall
King and Queen
Marches on
With a gleam
In their eyes
Yet merely
My pawns
Seven stray archers
Target walls certainly
When three steps away
Storages full of booty
An army has risen
Your base, it did fall
You shed one single tear
For a mighty Town Hall
Despite basking in glory
For a triumphant attempt
One pitiful hut
Ruined one hundred percent
I won! I claim gleefully
To my mate with a text
In another room
Hitting next... next... next... next...
