There's Always That One Person....
There's always that one person (or several) in every clan that annoys you to no end. After being in several clans myself and seeing the same kinds of personalities over and over again, I've decided to write a post about uhh.. less than desirable personalities that I've seen in most clans.
Disclaimer: This is a joke post, albeit base on personal experience. "He" is used for easier reference although this can apply to females too. Nor am I implying that every teenager is angsty, or every youtuber annoying. These people are exceptions. I know a lot of teenagers who are very nice and mature, a lot of humble youtubers, etc.
1. The youngster who likes to talk and ask a lot of questions. Usually below 16. You know every single thing that's happening in his life. He will talk talk and talk, about everything from his parents to his homework. Because sharing is caring... even if it's about what he's eating for dinner tonight.
2. One member that spoils the clan. Or a few toxic members. Usually this member has some form of rank because he is friends with the leader or has been there for a long time. But he gives out snide and sarcastic remarks, put other members down and think that he's all that. Usually very war and trophy oriented. He'll only treat you nicely if you're in champs. Most of the time a teenager who is at the verge of his hormones. Angsty. Moody. One day he's all fine and dandy, the next he's indirectly insulting everyone.
3. The fussy requestor. "Only witches/wizards/drags/223" all day long. For like.. below masters league. For a 20k de storage defence. You get the idea.
4. The cheap donator. You say preferred air, he donates barbs. When anyone calls him out on it, he goes "I donate barbs only, I'm saving elixer!". Usually quite the fussy requestor himself.
5. The youtuber. Who thinks he's all that just because he owns a youtube channel. Will pester you daily to subscribe and watch his posts. Usually also very noisy and under 18 because most adults won't have the time to post a video up daily.
6. The know it all who would advice everyone on everything. Then when you check his profile/base, you realise that he has one of the lousiest base, lousiest gg/hh, lousiest heroes and constantly fails in wars himself. But you know, his advice is golden.
7. The girl. Who would constantly flirt to get preferential treatment. Will talk about her boyfriend/dating/etc constantly. We get it. We get it.
8. The one who rages after every cw lost. Blames everyone but himself. So and so was a terrible attacker. SC is unfair because the matchup is unfair. The other clan ♥♥♥♥ their cw. Usually also a moody teenager who is really sarcastic to most members save a few he thinks is up to his standard (please refer to number 2). Very rude to people who fail cws (this is different from constructive criticism). Think he is better than most.
9. The one who keeps pestering for elder/co. He's usually not the most active nor the best neither (because if he was he would already have been eldered at least). But somehow he can't survive without asking for a leadership position.
10. The one who does well in one clan war, and thinks he's a big shot now. Would constantly request for 223 from now on to 'practice' his wars. Would give advice to people from now on. And then sooner or later you realise.. that was just a one time performance because all his wars from then onwards are average :p
11. ...
And last but not least... the annoying one like me who gets frustrated easily and comes in the forums to make a joke post about it :p
Feel free to add in any new personalities in this list :rolleyes:
P/s: I'm new in forums.. not sure if this should go in clan chat. :/
