Anyone feel bad for the villagers?

I do, those poor villagers. They are constantly cleaning up after us when we're online.
And even worse their doing it in the snow,right now. They don't even have jackets.
They must be cold. I think one shivered cleaning my barracks.
Then their surrounded by those pesky builders as they upgrade. (We all know those builders have different motives in mind. They're just behaving while we're watching.)
That has to make them uncomfortable, being hit on by those builders, when we're not on.
Then forced to kiss them and have a relationship with them to keep safe.
All because we're not online.
These villagers never get a break.




Note:This is a thread to lighten up the mood from all the complaining threads. I am not in any way serious.

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Originally Posted by Zannan

Note:This is a thread to lighten up the mood from all the complaining threads. I am not in any way serious.

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Villagers are over powered and need a nerf.

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Originally Posted by johninsj

Villagers are over powered and need a nerf.

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Have you seen their power? They managed to turn the queen invisible! They also gave both Royals the ability to spawn little babies in like half a second!:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by HiFliya

Have you seen their power? They managed to turn the queen invisible! They also gave both Royals the ability to spawn little babies in like half a second!:rolleyes:

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I know how do they do that. Must be a side affect of them being basically tortured.

I want to know why the guys have to live in huts? While the women, who do nothing but clap, love in the TH...Is this some kind of Amazon society?

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Originally Posted by THNSUM

I want to know why the guys have to live in huts? While the women, who do nothing but clap, love in the TH...Is this some kind of Amazon society?

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Could be Official Cat Pic Guy, My question is, why do they run to an unprotected TH when they are attacked? They must know that they are unprotected

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Originally Posted by HiFliya

Could be Official Cat Pic Guy, My question is, why do they run to an unprotected TH when they are attacked? They must know that they are unprotected

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Because they aren't too smart. We're talking about folks that spend their day walking around and clapping at random buildings.

In general intelligence in the CoC universe is in short supply. The troops are pretty stupid too.

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Originally Posted by dahimi

Because they aren't too smart. We're talking about folks that spend their day walking around and clapping at random buildings.

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Fair enough...Its like they worship trees or something. My village has them crawling all around them and clapping.

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Originally Posted by HiFliya

Could be Official Cat Pic Guy, My question is, why do they run to an unprotected TH when they are attacked? They must know that they are unprotected

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And do they only have the one outfit?

http://i.imgur.com/3rYHhEu.jpg

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Originally Posted by johninsj

Villagers are over powered and need a nerf.

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Finally someone says it! Damn it- they need to be nerfed or executed!