Legenday Hero for hire !!!6!!!

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May 9th, 2013
corugi

Legenday Hero for hire !!!6!!!

BEHOLD!

I AM THE MIGHTY CORUGI

!!!6!!!

Fearless Leader of none other than the Holy Corugian Empire (before it was brutally overthrown)

Fearless Leader of Icebears (before I was brutally betrayed)

Alas! I wander alone these days, my sword for hire, searching for a clan to join.

Consider the advantages of adding me to your clan. You would recieve not only my sword but also the fearsome reputation of the GREATEST LIVING LEGEND ever seen! Your puny clan would bask in my reflected glory, NOOBS would flock to join you once they hear that I have blessed your clan with my presence. You would laugh and have the satisifaction of kicking their NOOBISH hides out! Again and again and again!

But true Heroes, like myself, would also hear of my presence in your clan. True Heroes tend to stick toghether so they would journey from afar, abandoning the rats's rabble of clans they belong in, to join me in your clan.

Imagine that! A clan filled with nothing but true Heroes! And it can be yours. Simply make me the best offer you can make and I shall consider which one of you crawling NOOBS to join.

Minimum conditions include. Me as co leader. Kick anyone who I say is a NOOB. Immediately declare war on the Bear Empire. Everyone I recruit is made into an Elder immediately. I make all the rules. You do as I say. Rename the clan in my honor.
May 9th, 2013
ManuelShield

Hey you got a deal!!!!!

Remember me !!? I hate the bear empire as much as you do so join us We are The Shield.I agree to everything on the list,and add me on gamecenter to join us We have 15,000 trophies and a bunch of level 60s
May 9th, 2013
ManuelShield

Lollol lollol JKKJKJKJKJKKK

Haha JK I don't hate the bear empire i hate you and you're the noob ,you not worthy of a clan!!
May 9th, 2013
Kingbolt75

I think we have a deal check out my Clan Bolt Energy clan elder for sure
May 9th, 2013
Illustris

Quote:

Originally Posted by corugi

Minimum conditions include. Me as co leader. Kick anyone who I say is a NOOB. Immediately declare war on the Bear Empire. Everyone I recruit is made into an Elder immediately. I make all the rules. You do as I say. Rename the clan in my honor.

Sure, Corugi. Not sure about your terms and conditions, but you are welcome to join, as I've said before. I may even waive some of the initial interview questions.

I like having "characters" in our clans.

Come on by, anytime.

Illustris
May 10th, 2013
Cavebears

Hi Illustris

Corugi is a wanted traitor and war criminal, charged with crimes against Bearmanity too numerous to list.

However, for your reference:

http://forum.supercell.net/showthrea...=crimes+corugi

I draw your attention to the terms of the non-agrression treaty agreed upon by ourselves whereby the harboring of Corugi within your ranks would constitute a severe breech of the treaty. I hope it is not necessary to vaporize out of existence your villages in order to make our point clear. Such an action would be most profoundly regrettable and we might wring our hands with sincere sorrow if it proved necessary to demonstrate that to you and all your members.

For your reference:

http://forum.supercell.net/showthrea...non-aggression

Cordial regards

mike$
The Imperial Bear Empire
May 10th, 2013
Megan09

Anyone hungry?

Struggel anyone? I've been having such a craving!
May 11th, 2013
corugi

Yes the delicious struggel continues against your tranny!

!!!6!!!

I will never give up!
Soon I will join farming4gold! A mighty clan! Freedom fighters all! Then you dirty bears will know the meaning of

VENGENCE!
!!!6!!!
May 14th, 2013
SplitPersonality

More than they bargained for.

Quote:

Originally Posted by corugi;434759[CENTER

Soon I will join farming4gold! A mighty clan! [/CENTER]

I wonder if they know that they get two people for the price of one? Mike$ - You are sooo funny with your role-playing. :cool:
May 14th, 2013
ClanManClan

Read the conditions:
You basically have to make him leader!

And corugi what does the 6 stand for?

Cheers!
May 15th, 2013
QueenPhoebe

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClanManClan

Read the conditions:
You basically have to make him leader!

And corugi what does the 6 stand for?

Cheers!

I have two theories on the !!6!! thing.

EITHER

He is proud of how old he is.

OR

That's how many words he can spell.

PS: It is spelt vengeance...
May 15th, 2013
sidlon

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClanManClan

Read the conditions:
You basically have to make him leader!

And corugi what does the 6 stand for?

Cheers!

I've been assuming he injects "!!!6!!!" every time he successfully counts the letters in 'corugi'.