Bump once again for the renegade master!
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Bump once again for the renegade master!
Fresh off our latest victory, ready to pack the house for our big weekend war.
Must enjoy kicking ♥♥♥, learning new things, and happy hour.
WE COACH:
If we tell ya your troops/base are behind, be man/woman enough to take it, and work on it.
Learn your raids for each TH. Try new stuff. Kill it in war.
WE HELP EACH OTHER:
No drama - this is a hobby, not a reality show.
Ask for troops as often as you want. Donations 400 min per season for members, more for elders and co.
WE CUT UP:
What do you get when you mix Aussies, Southerners, Yanks and Brits?
All I can say is, keep your nose clean and your jokes dirty.
21+ ONLY
We ID at the door - trust me kids, you don't wanna hang out with the adults. You can't handle it. :cool:
Also our humor sounds boring to you. Because you don't remember the 80's or 90's.
Go on, knock on the door. Say you saw us in the forums.
Don't be fooled by the knockoffs! Trust the original: Smoking Aces #8VV28QJG
Just wanted to note that this clan is an amazing mash up of characters and personalities. However, ALL of them are great at helping learners out and offering advice at all levels.
Miss you guys!
Swijr (Swag)
What better way to celebrate the clan turning 1 year old that a brief history to get you excited.
"And on the fourth day, the CoC Gods created Smoking Aces" - CoC Bible, verse 3.
Being created on the fourth day (only behind the land, the water and Chuck Norris), Smoking Aces boasts a fear-inducing reputation. Forged out of the fires of Mt Doom, the clan is unstoppable. Don't believe me? Look at the clan list. We have tamed Frodo Baggins. You cannot destroy us!
On top of this, we are led by the almighty Laney-saurous:
Laneysaur
noun: laneysaurous
- An ancient mythical being of unknown origin, rumoured to have come to existence after two stars crashed into each other, creating a tear in space and time, allowing her to escape into our universe. Some say she will eat your soul if you talk smack, some say she will destroy you in a game of pool, some say she is crazier than your uncle Rodney after he's had 7 beers at the family get-together, some say she can drink pure alcohol and still type normally.
(Just kidding, a rock could type better than she can)
In the early days of Smoking Aces, the elder OG's worked tirelessly to forge the clan that we see today.
- Seriously, have you ever tried going into global chat and looking for mature players? It's easier to teach a cat how to teach a dog how to teach a rabbit how to create world peace than it is to find mature, fun, dedicated players on this game.
It is thanks to the OG's blood, sweat and tears (and their persistence guided by alcohol) that the clan contains such a cool group of people. Besides astrange22. He's more of a humanoid-killing machine than he is human, but we'll get to that later.
Now it is time for the Smoking Aces One Year Clan-iversary Awards!
The "Most likely" awards:
- Most likely to loose his ring: Frodo!
- Most likely to get so drunk you wake up in the 80s: Vanhalenrocks
- Most likely to hide in the bathroom and clash: Madscar
- Most likely to succeed in life: Piecheezy (Take us up with you!)
- Most swagger in his kilt: Swijr
- Most likely to let their pet sleep on their iPad: CJL (how else would the dog hair get there? :D)
- Most likely to refuse promotion, again: Lschofiel
Other Awards:
- Award for the using emojis like the world is going to end tomorrow: Freaq:facepalm::eek::confused::confused::D:mad::p;):smi rk::thumbsdown::heart::heart::caticon:XD:smirk::fa cepalm::(:saywhat:
- The stalker award - Non-pedo edition: DH
- The ♥♥♥♥ award: Laney (♥♥♥♥ meaning most influential leading female, obviously..........😉😉 )
- The steroid munching giant-human award: astrange22
- The breeder award: Evan
- The "fat finger syndrome" a.k.a "Typo-tycoon" a.k.a "♥♥♥, is that even English?" award: Laney
- Clan mum award: Tz (The big boss base with the soft kind heart..Until she attacks you in war, then you're done for)
- The silent killer award: thisisneil
- Best hair award: Dozza (apparently. Let's hope it stays once I pass 30)
- The force is strong with this one award: Yoda
- Happy go lucky award: Storm
- "Pentalava...never again!" award: Koro
- Cute couple award: Kasia and Zee (Seriously though get a room)
- Self given award for puns: Dozza ("clan-iversary awards"...that one was awesome and you know it)
Special Awards:
- The Smoking Aces OG Award: DH, Thisisneil, Nakernian, Laney & Dozza
- The true founding fathers (and mother) of Smoking Aces. Some say they have been clashing together for so long that barbarians sing songs about them!!
(No one has actually ever said that but it's only a matter of time)
- Most improved: Tboz
- Tboz first knocked on our door as a teeny little th6. Now he stands as a strong th8 and is constantly ready to learn all the new war attacks he can! From rookie to master, keep it up!
- MVP: astrange22
- Police officer by day, base obliterator by night - Half man, half bear, half giant (think you can't have 3 halves? THINK AGAIN!) You don't want to be on the defending end of one of his war attacks.
- Not only does this man risk his life every day fighting crime, he is a top dude and a killer clannie. Despite being a th9, he is constantly 3 starring opposing th9's, and even 2 starring th10's when required. He is truly a beast of a player and well deserving of MVP!
Smoking Aces is looking for new fresh faces to join us for fun fuelled adventures in our second year.
::8VV28QJG:: is the clan hashtag, come and join the party!
- Don't forget to say you found us on the forums in your request to join!
- Also don't forget to tell Laney that Dozza is cooler than her when you join (I take no responsibility for any broken bones you may receive for saying this however)
http://i.imgur.com/CRznWUw.pngWelcome to the Official Recruitment thread of the Smoking Aces.
We are an 18+ Level 6 Soon to be 7 War Clan seeking some fresh faces to spice up our lives.
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Why be a Smoking Ace?
Great People: We have a great group of people who are active nearly round the clock. You'll find no noobs, no drama and no ♥♥. Just fun adults playing this addictive little game while having a drink and bullying unsuspecting clans in war.
War: We are currently waring 10 times a month which is a little more then twice a week with a record of 86-12-2. Our goal is to hit 100 wins and level 7 in November. We are organized and have a great war strategy which makes wars easy for everyone.
Coaching: We are helpful with tons of experience. With an open mind and a good sense of humor everyone excels.
Great Donations: Being a Level 6 War clan has its perks. Specifically we can donate more, more frequently, and each donation gets a level boost.
Hilarious: Did I mention we're funny? Don't forget your sense of humor when you join.
http://i.imgur.com/hJyjv4V.png
Do I meet the standard?
Age 18+: We aren't looking to babysit you. This is a game and we are playing to enjoy ourselves.
TH7+: We like people to have a pretty decent knowledge of the game (but no worries if you're still new we can teach you the ways of the dark side).
Be Available to War: We usually start wars around 15:00(3PM) EST.
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Being an Ace Sounds great, Right? It is!
The easiest way for you to apply is to join our clan (#8VV28QJG) in game with a message that you found us on the forums. We will conduct our short entry interview and that's all their is to it. We are usually open Monday-Tuesday and Thursday-Saturday.
If you catch us in war our clan will be closed. No worries though just leave a message here in the format below and we will get back to you once the clan re-opens. We are worth the wait.
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InGameName:
TownHall Level:
Age:
Current Clan:
We Look forward to seeing you soon! Clash on!
Smoking aces is looking for some like minded adults. Level 7 almost level 8, war record 115-17-2, competitive yet fun and chilled, 50% or more war perticipation required, we war 2-3 times a week, we have great long term people and r well established, Maxed TH7 on up are welcome however we would like to had some higher TH to our already rocking team. We are not like other war clans we will help you, teach you and support you as you grow. Must be active and have a sense of humor. #8VV28QJJG we are closed often for war so just pm me if u can't get in🍺
Doing the bump!