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What's on the road and has a sign looking like a lump? A bump.
I should bump this thread
Extending our winning streak to 27-0-1
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Are you active?
Think you're funny??
Then you might just be an Ace ... ... ACE!
New positions available! For a limited time only!
Smoking Aces #8VV28QJG
"Hey! Found you on the forums"
See you on the battlefield!
Better than most
We still have the original clan up and running but we also decided to make a second clan. This clan is mainly for the second accounts of our members, lower th's and rushed th's (Not too badly ofc).
Requirements to join Smoking Aces (#8VV28QJG): 21+ years old, th7+ with dragons or maxed loonion troops, non-rushed, good sense of humor and ability to cooperate.
Requirements to join Smoking Aces 2 (#99922YGU): 21+ years old, th5+, good sense of humour and ability to cooperate.
Both clans are active, especially during the day on the American timezones. We also have a strategy for every war and it's very important to follow them. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
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Larry here is our clan's unofficial mascot
Bumping! It's your lucky day, because the most awesome clan ever is recruiting just a few folks to join our ranks. Just finished up a perfect war map with our shiny new feeder clan, Smoking Aces 2! We're accepting folks for both.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drakhna
Know your attacks for your th level, come ready to learn and laugh a lot during happy hour.
No rushed th's or cranky folks. ;)
Adults only please. 21+ and th7+ for main clan, 18+ and th5+ for feeder
War on Sat and every other Tues - participation mandatory
Clan tag# 8VV28QJG Feeder tag #99222YGU
Stop by for a friendly interview! Knock on the door and tell us that you found us on the forums.
There's some copy cats out there, make sure it's the Smoking Aces with the yellow lightning bolt shield.
Happy clashing,
Sin
"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"
Much like the Lord and Saviour Derek Zoolander, we too ask this fundamental life question here at Smoking Aces...and well folks, we found the answer...
...Being really, really, ridiculously good at clash! (most of the time:p)
Smoking Aces consists of 6 things:
- Being awesome. This is absolutely essential.
- Being even more awesome. Again, essential.
- Humour. If you don't like humour then chances are you'll have a very boring time here.
- Friendly Mockery A.K.A Friendly Banter. Yes, if you mess up in a funny way, we will absolutely do all we can to come up with some witty response. Don't take it to heart, everyone gives and receives it.
- Mature, yet sometimes questionable discussions. Example: read the last sentence of the 4th dot point and if your inner child didn't smirk then we are on different pages.
- More Awesomeness. Duh!
Now for the real talk. Clan Wars.
- We have a great war strategy that is USDA approved, just follow this to avoid a leather boot making its way up your rear end!
- The clan is 7 months old and we are currently sitting at a win to loss ratio of 37:1 (as of March 25th 2015), so this may give you an idea of the regularity of our clan wars.
- Our war frequency has picked up recently due to the Clan EXP update because we want them rewards!
So I'm sure by now you must be wondering,
"What are the leaders like in this clan? Surely their personalities can't be as good as their chiseled features and bronzed skin?!?"
Well my friends, ill leave you to decide after reading these short beautiful biographies on our leaders:
:facepalm:Laney (Our illustrious leader)
- With the iPad typing skills of a rock, it's not uncommon for new members to think the lovely laney is actually a three month old goat trying to use an iPad.
:smirk:Tnuetzi
- Tin-ooo-ett-zee? Tn-ooe-tz-i? T-nyou-t-zee? Don't ask me to pronounce her name, because I have no F**king clue.
XDNakerian
- Mr Nak is the self titled "Master of Coin" here at Smoking Aces. We still have no idea what this means but it makes him feel special!
:oDrakhna
- Drak(ula) is a prime example of a CoC addict, currently boasting 3 war-fit accounts & looks that make the ladies weak at the knees.
;)Bulldog
- Retired co-leader, practising alcoholic.
:pSir Humpalot
- Lives up to his name in every sense. Be careful leaving your leg out in the open, you can never be sure when hump will appear and do what he does best.
:saywhat:Neil
- Ninja Neil, silent but deadly. If you see him, it's already too late.
:)TNT
- Another CoC addict with 3 accounts, and another silent but deadly type. His words are few but his donations are thousands!
:eek:Jason/Jacob
- The seafood king, fond of late night clashing after a hard day of sucking down oysters.
:oSab-atoge/DH
- The wise one, master of poetry, "For sweetest things turn sourest by their deeds; Lilies that fester smell far worse than weeds" - This was Sab's original work until some random nobody called William Shakespeare stole it!
:caticon:Bunzies
- Full-time mother and sweetheart, just don't get on the wrong side of her dragon's breath or you're in for a bad day.
:saywhat:Korhin
- Currently on sick leave, he ate too much cake.
:smirk:Chrys
- One of the clans founding Mothers and real life superhero - She literally saves lives everyday as a job!
XDAstrange
- Smoking Aces Air Marshall. The skies are his when it comes to air raids.
:cool:Dozza (me)
- Seeing as it would be weird to talk about myself, ill leave you to read these 100% non scripted, completely legitimate, real quotes that clan members have said about me:
- "He is so sexy" - Laney
- "No one can match his godlike attributes" - Nak
- "I bow down to his greatness" - Drak
- "Not many people have the honour of meeting such a fine example of human perfection" - Nelson Mandela
Live long, clash hard, and stay fabulous!
Here are the most recent clan screen caps!
Clan Page:
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War Log:
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Most Recent War:
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I seriously owe this clan everything! Laney taught me how to actual attack...felt like I was 16 disappointing that special someone all over again. "No, I apparently don't know what I'm doing"
I've since made epic upgrades, changes to my Attack styles AND ace a much better understanding for the game.
The entire leadership team does this for all those that ask and need it.
Best clan ever.
Swijr
bumpppppppppppp!