Is Clash of Clans Emo?

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April 30th, 2013
airrinlin

Is Clash of Clans Emo?

Clash of clans is an awesome game, but the new looks for upgrades for buildings and troops are getting on my nerves...

For example, a level 1 or 2 archer has pink hair, but a level 6 archer has freaking dark purple hair with some weird cloak.

Also:
Level 1 giant with no armor to a Level 6 giant with a black hairy cloak and a beard
Cannons go from silver to big and black
Mortars level 7 are black and have skulls next to them
Town hall 9 also has skulls
Barbarian level 6 has a black, juggernaut helmet
Walls gain black spikes and fire
etc

I think clash of clans is obsessed with spikes and black stuff...
April 30th, 2013
zachUVA

And before that they had a gold theme. This phase is nearing the end, so I would expect a new trend to emerge within the next few updates.
May 1st, 2013
takechip

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. H.ackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A. along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament.

From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.
May 1st, 2013
Peace

Quote:

Originally Posted by takechip

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. H.ackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A. along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament.

From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

Lol wut did i just read
May 1st, 2013
Micc1313

Quote:

Originally Posted by takechip

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. H.ackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A. along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament.

From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

This post made my week...and its only Tuesday. :cool:
May 1st, 2013
zachUVA

Quote:

Originally Posted by takechip

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. H.ackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A. along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament.

From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

Best. Post. Ever.

shame it isnt originial :/
May 1st, 2013
Young

Quote:

Originally Posted by takechip

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. H.ackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A. along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament.

From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

Ha! Very nice.
May 1st, 2013
facescraper

Quote:

Originally Posted by takechip

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. H.ackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A. along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament.

From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

Best. Off-Topic. Post. Ever.
May 1st, 2013
Djemerson13

Quote:

Originally Posted by takechip

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. H.ackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A. along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament.

From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

I read this over 5 times.

Simply. Awesome.
May 1st, 2013
Monferno01

Quote:

Originally Posted by zachUVA

And before that they had a gold theme. This phase is nearing the end, so I would expect a new trend to emerge within the next few updates.

imagine if: RAINBOW LAND LEVEL 12 AND 8 DEFENSES!!!!!!! the have rainbows in it....
people will be: clash if clans is s NOT emo lol
May 1st, 2013
pinser

Quote:

Originally Posted by takechip

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. H.ackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A. along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament.

From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

Not sure if you meant to hijack the thread with spam, but this was hilarious. :D
May 1st, 2013
dahimi

Quote:

Originally Posted by takechip

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. H.ackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A. along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament.

From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

while funny, this is older than the Internet or at least baconman. Google it.
May 1st, 2013
zachUVA

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Originally Posted by dahimi

while funny, this is older than the Internet or at least baconman. Google it.

Well, that ruined it. :(
May 1st, 2013
facescraper

Quote:

Originally Posted by dahimi

while funny, this is older than the Internet or at least baconman. Google it.

Oh serious. No 2000 gems for him.
May 1st, 2013
Djemerson13

Quote:

Originally Posted by dahimi

while funny, this is older than the Internet or at least baconman. Google it.

Killjoy...
May 1st, 2013
hb808

Quote:

Originally Posted by dahimi

while funny, this is older than the Internet or at least baconman. Google it.

At least takechip didn't make a youtube video about it without giving a "shout out". Then there would have definitely been an uproar.
May 1st, 2013
dahimi

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Originally Posted by zachUVA

Well, that ruined it. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Djemerson13

Killjoy...

It's not ok to take an epic work like this and pass it off as your own. Surely you agree.
May 1st, 2013
Ajg

The point of this thread cracks me up...
May 1st, 2013
Djemerson13

Quote:

Originally Posted by dahimi

It's not ok to take an epic work like this and pass it off as your own. Surely you agree.

I do, but it was sad to be told it was a fraud :(
May 1st, 2013
zachUVA

Quote:

Originally Posted by dahimi

It's not ok to take an epic work like this and pass it off as your own. Surely you agree.

No, I definitely agree. It's just a sad sight to see. :(
May 1st, 2013
Mendax

Yeah, so back on topic, I am sure that the game is obsessed with dark colors... For town hall nine. When town hall ten comes around, I bet they will have some new pattern (maybe blue or red).
May 1st, 2013
Sandalhat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mendax

Yeah, so back on topic, I am sure that the game is obsessed with dark colors... For town hall nine. When town hall ten comes around, I bet they will have some new pattern (maybe blue or red).

Th10 will be rainbow themed.
May 1st, 2013
Baconman

Quote:

Originally Posted by dahimi

while funny, this is older than the Internet or at least baconman. Google it.

Awww... you mentioned me... I'm so flattered... Side note: "Baconman" has a capital "B". Oh, and from now on I want everyone to type "(I bow before his awesome might)" after my name whenever mentioning me.
May 1st, 2013
zachUVA

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baconman

Awww... you mentioned me... I'm so flattered... Side note: "Baconman" has a capital "B". Oh, and from now on I want everyone to type "(I bow before his awesome might)" after my name whenever mentioning me.

*sigh*

bACONMAN, I am going to have to start treating you like I do dAN.
May 1st, 2013
Baconman

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Originally Posted by zachUVA

*sigh*

bACONMAN (I bow before his awesome might), I am going to have to start treating you like I do dAN.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
May 1st, 2013
airrinlin

Thanks for staying on-topic!
May 1st, 2013
selleycopter

I would describe Clash of Clans as more gothic than emo :)
A cool theme for townhall 10 would be a grand camelot palace type of feel. Marble Townhall, marble walls etc...
May 1st, 2013
Toby111

Quote:

Originally Posted by selleycopter

I would describe Clash of Clans as more gothic than emo :)
A cool theme for townhall 10 would be a grand camelot palace type of feel. Marble Townhall, marble walls etc...

That would be nice.
May 1st, 2013
ChaoticNight

Quote:

Originally Posted by takechip

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. H.ackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A. along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament.

From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

After reading this I totally forgot what the thread was even about as I was so enthralled.

I guess the bible bashers will be steering well clear of TH10 lol

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