(this is a joke) DA TROOP IZ KALLED DA UNICORN IT SHOOTS SPEELS OUT OF ITS HORN IT HAS A MILLION HP AND THE SPELLS R 1000000x BETTER THAN THEY R AT MAX LEVEL WHEN DA UNIKORN IS AT LEVEL 1. IT HAS A MAX OF 1000 LEVELS AND AT LEVEL 1000 IT GETS 100% AS SOON AS YOU DEPLOY IT AND IT ONLY COSTS 1 DE ACROSS ALL LEVELS AND IT HAS 1 HOUSING SPACE ER MA GERD IT SO GOOD (once again, this is a joke)
