You know you were a noob when you...
>thought you can get the 1250 achievement like nothing in easrly lvls
>holded the spawn button to deploy 100 barbs (full army camp basically)
not knowing that they had two mortars pointing right at them
>didnt know what farming was, kept just trying to get trophies
>first got WB, found out how fast they die, spreading the word they suck
>uses decors thinking that troops cant spawn on them
and etc. :(
mainly based off of my n(oob)ewbie friend that started just yesterday