You too can be Visibly Absent!

Our clan, Visibly Absent, is now looking for new clan members!!!

The Pitch:
We've recently finished pruning some old inactives and we're looking to reload with mature, mid- to high-level players who want a fun, supportive group who takes clan wars seriously. We are a hybrid clan; we're interested in helping our members farm resources and develop their bases, with clan wars on the weekends. We have an active adult leadership core with level 4, 5, and 6 troop donations.

Here's what actual members have to say about being a part of Visibly Absent:*

"Tooth, are you eating the mushrooms or something?" -Angel, Leader

"what do you want me to say?" -sam, Elder

"WOOO dragons!" -Chief J, Co-Leader

"I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!" -Toothgrinder, Co-Leader

What we're looking for:

Adults, Level 50+
Archers Level 3+
1000+ Trophies
Likes puppies and long walks on the beach
Know how to execute a competent raid against a similarly-leveled base
Defenses & walls appropriate for TH level

How we roll:

Clan chat: Keep it clean, no swears, turn down the drama. Do not use clan chat to hit on other members, unless it is our leader Angel, in which case go ahead! Just make sure it's A) not crass and B) hilarious!** And for the love of Sweet Moses, don't tell her I said that...
Requests: Request troops frequently. Make sure your CC is full when you're off for the night. In general, for everyday raiding and farming your requests should be on par with what you're giving. Requesting hogs while donating archers is Not Awesome^TM. Our default donation is archers, and our default minimum level is 3. For clan wars, leadership will supply high level troops for offense & defense, and you should request high level troops for your attacks.
Donations: While we don't have a fixed ratio, you should work to make sure your clanmates' requests are filled whenever possible. We don't want to see your donations in the single digits if you have triple digit requests. When joining we want you to fill requests before you make a request of your own.
Clan Wars: We war on weekends with war search starting Thursday evening. Everyone should participate and use both attacks. Notify leadership beforehand in the event you can't participate. Leadership will supply high level troops for wars and help attacks.
How to get booted (or at the very least a stern talking-to): Don't donate. Don't request. Curse in clan chat. Bail on clan war. Possibly by hitting on Angel? Can't make any guarantees on that last one...

If you're interested, fill out your vital info below. You can find us in-game if you search for Visibly Absent.

The Vitals:
In-Game Name:
Level:
TH Level:
Friend in Need count:
Favorite clan war army:
Favorite color:

Thanks, and happy raiding.

-Toothgrinder-
Co-Leader, Visibly Absent

* Some or all quotes may be partially or completely fabricated. The people are probably real.
** This rule is subject to change at any time for any reason.