Join The Unicorn Club! (We have cookies)
Hey, looking for a clan? Join us and we'll give you buttermilk chocolate chip cookies. We have different kinds too, and fat free if you're watching your diet. There's also a McDonalds next door, and we get discounts because we scare them (i dont know why, we're all nice people, right?). Anyway, if you're inactive we'll just assume you're dead and dispose of all your connections and ties to this clan (we'll kick you out).
By that way the name is a joke dont get it wrong we're not brownies lol.
Unicorn Club