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New troop: Juggling monkey on a tricycle.
Ladies and gentlemen, for your consideration as a new troop, a juggling monkey on a tricycle:
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Now, bear with me for a second before you dismiss the idea. Admittedly, the juggling monkey is not a strong attacking troop. In fact, the juggling monkey DOES NOT ATTACK, he runs around, performing, juggling, and being silly. BUT, he's a useful lure and distraction. Heroes REALLY want that monkey dead. So do clan castle troops. He's relatively fast, but low health. He moves around enemy bases in a path fit for a juggling monkey (i.e. crazily and randomly).
But really, you don't want a level one monkey, you want him upgraded:
- LEVEL 1: Just a monkey.
- LEVEL 2: Monkey gets a tricycle.
- LEVEL 3: Monkey juggles three brightly colored balls.
- LEVEL 4: Monkey upgrades tricycle to a unicycle and juggles FOUR brightly colored balls.
- LEVEL 5: Monkey's unicycle is sinificantly taller and monkey is now juggling FIVE, count them, FIVE brightly colored balls.
JUGGLING MONKEY TRIGGERS TRAPS!
He'd be useful for triggering traps also, but not in a controlled manner, since you can't control where the monkey goes. When juggling monkey hits a spring trap, he does not die, but he DOES spring into the air, landing elsewhere in the base and rendering the spring trap useless.
JUGGLING MONKEY CLIMBS!
Juggling monkey sometimes climbs buildings and walls. When on a structure, only defenses and units that target air can hit him. When he climbs back down, things that target ground can hit him again.
JUGGLING MONKEY ANNOYS WIZARDS AND ARCHERS ON TOWERS!
Juggling monkey temporarily disrupts wizard towers and archer towers when he climbs those structures. The wizard or archers (respectively) are distracted when swatting at the monkey and don't deal damage until the monkey climbs down.
What Some People Are Saying About Juggling Monkey (or Might Say):
"Always include a juggling monkey in your attacks. Most often it just gets shot by a cannon, but if you're lucky it can run around rampant and completely distract enemy heroes." -A Pretend User.
"I hate the juggling monkey. When I ghosted this base I got three stars, but in the real attack, my juggling monkey just ran around the xmas tree flinging poo."
*Note: SuperCell's official pretend position is that the monkey is flinging "dirt".
"Had to post this replay. Some joker attacked my base with ONLY juggling monkeys. Zero percent completion, but you have to see what the monkeys did."
"What Joker put the Juggling Monkey in my Clan Castle?"
