Boss's strategy to find whos donating/active

As a clan leader, I wonder who's on a lot.
so I devised this strategy.

Simply way:
See whos donating. Duh. If they donate, ya know they play.

Hard way:
if a non donater passes a few places ahead of people who donate, you can assume they purposely don't donate.
Warn them of donating.
Example:
Theres me, bob, and joe.
I donate 100 troops, bob donates 350, joe donates 0.
I keep my trophy level steady, and bob is too. All of a sudden, joe passes me AND bob. I assume that he is active enough to gain more than me and bob, to also donate.
I'll expand if needed too.

I really wish I could get the 15 seconds I wasted reading this, back into my life.

Excuse me but there is a Bob and a Joe and there is also me in our clans.

I can assure you, Sir, that both Bob and Joe donate VERY WELL thank you very much.

Indeed we somethimes refer to Bob and Joe as MEGA DONATORS. As such was have accorded them divine status. There is no way any mortal being could donate as many troops as they do.Therefore it stands to reason that the Legendary Bob and the Intrepid Joe are Gods. Yes. Gods who walk amongst us in mortal form.

Bear in mind that our clans are full of heavy fingered donors. so its not actually that easy to accumulate a high donation count since with so many of our members constantly donating all the time you have to be very quick to donate or else you will miss out.

But it does not stop there. Oh no. It does not. There is also Karthi and KC99. They are both Gods in mortal form too. Why, just the other week the Mighty Karthi donated over 1300 troops!

1300 TROOPS!

Yes, incredible isn't it? But wait! There's more! The miracles do not cease there. Young KC99, of much fame if not virtue, once donated 1600 troops.

1600 TROOPS! BY THE GODS! REALLY!?

Yes. Really. No wonder we call him KC THE KID. Like Billy the Kid, he is fast on the trigger finger.

Obviously Karthi and KC99 are Gods as well. Our clans are blessed to have such Gods take on the form of mere mortals and honour us with their presence within our ranks. No wonder our Bear clans are invincible. With so many Gods giving us strength, how can we possibly lose? Its impossible!

So, Sir, I would greatly appreciate it if you would refrain from besmirching the character of either Bob or Joe with your unkind example. Otherwise we will be forced to teach you a painful lesson in humility, your village laid waste, the soil upon it once stood covered with salt, so nothing will ever grow upon the crumbling ruins of your doomed civilisation ever again. Ever.

Cordial Regards

Mike$
Cavebears
Riverbears
Icebears

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Originally Posted by Cavebears

Excuse me but there is a Bob and a Joe and there is also me in our clans.

I can assure you, Sir, that both Bob and Joe donate VERY WELL thank you very much.

Indeed we somethimes refer to Bob and Joe as MEGA DONATORS. As such was have accorded them divine status. There is no way any mortal being could donate as many troops as they do.Therefore it stands to reason that the Legendary Bob and the Intrepid Joe are Gods. Yes. Gods who walk amongst us in mortal form.

Bear in mind that our clans are full of heavy fingered donors. so its not actually that easy to accumulate a high donation count since with so many of our members constantly donating all the time you have to be very quick to donate or else you will miss out.

But it does not stop there. Oh no. It does not. There is also Karthi and KC99. They are both Gods in mortal form too. Why, just the other week the Mighty Karthi donated over 1300 troops!

1300 TROOPS!

Yes, incredible isn't it? But wait! There's more! The miracles do not cease there. Young KC99, of much fame if not virtue, once donated 1600 troops.

1600 TROOPS! BY THE GODS! REALLY!?

Yes. Really. No wonder we call him KC THE KID. Like Billy the Kid, he is fast on the trigger finger.

Obviously Karthi and KC99 are Gods as well. Our clans are blessed to have such Gods take on the form of mere mortals and honour us with their presence within our ranks. No wonder our Bear clans are invincible. With so many Gods giving us strength, how can we possibly lose? Its impossible!

So, Sir, I would greatly appreciate it if you would refrain from besmirching the character of either Bob or Joe with your unkind example. Otherwise we will be forced to teach you a painful lesson in humility, your village laid waste, the soil upon it once stood covered with salt, so nothing will ever grow upon the crumbling ruins of your doomed civilisation ever again. Ever.

Cordial Regards

Mike$
Cavebears
Riverbears
Icebears

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