Just A Little Fun Thing for my 600th Post.

Me: For my 600th post, I'd like to inform a noob, please.
Supercell Employee named Steve (who's a real person): Inform about what?
Me: A guy in the ideas section made a post that was immature, I want to "help" him.
Steve: What was the idea?
Me: It was about...
Steve: What's wrong?
Me: Well, let's just say it involved something that children aren't ready for. *shows supercell picture of the thread, which has an inappropriate picture*
8 Year old in the background: What's that?
Me: It's something you're not ready for.
Steve: Don't worry, we'll brainwash him after the conversation. He's not ready for that.
Me: Well, back on subject.
8 Year old in the background: No, really?
Steve: *throws that person out the window*
Me: Good, back on subject, I want to inform that person that the idea was wrong.
Steve: No, let that person read the stickies after us locking the thread.
Me: Remember how the Q and A on clan wars got more views than the ruled out ideas?
Steve: *acts evasive* No! The stickies never got that many views- no one heard that.
Me: Look I just want to help out, don't make things complicated.
Steve: Are you crazy, Supercell makes things as complicated as possible!
Me: Oh right, clan wars.
Me: Well, I'd close the thread without saying anything if I had the pow-
Steve: *promotes Siddmaster to moderator*
Me: *un promotes himself*
Steve: Why'd you do that?
Me: Let's just say I'm not good in charge. *has flashback*
Steve: I know you're having a flash back, so what's it about?
Me: My clan is dying.
Steve: Details, details!
Me: I don'-
Steve: TELL ME!!!
Me: It was horrib-
Steve: SPIT IT OUT!!!
Me: *goes berserk at the memory* AUURREEEEHGGG!!! *starts smashing things in the room*
Steve: Calm down there, if I-
Me: Let me warn that guy about his offense?
Steve: Before I answer that, let me ask one question that will defiantly NOT affect my answer.
Me: Ok, what?
Steve: Did you know about that thing the picture showed before you saw that thread?
Me: Yes, and BTW I'm 12.
Steve: You know at that young age? Also on a completely unrelated note, no.
Me: *goes berserk again*
Steve: You're making the place a wreck!
Me: *throws Steve out the window and Steve lands next to the 8 year old*
8 year old: So what was that thing that Sidd told me I wasn't ready for?
Steve: We'll have a "talk" on the way home.
Me, eavesdropping and lip reading what Steve is saying: I TOLD YOU HE'S NOT READY!

One hour later

8 year old: Why did you tell me these things? I will have nightmares for years!
Steve: *thinks to himself, "if only I listened to Sidd"*
8 year old: Mommy!
8 year old's mom: *beats up Steve*

Moral of the story: Always listen to Sidd.
No offense, Steve!
Bump this thread if you want to keep it alive!

Part Two

Steve: Siddmaster why didn't I listen to you?
Me: Because you're Steve.
Steve: Well that's true.
Me: Ok, a little off topic here, rate my base?
Steve: OK lemme have it.
Me: *shows Steve picture of base*
Steve: Why are your walls like that?
Me: It's called a funnel.
Steve: Did Patrick forget to eat again?
Me: Ok haha funny spongebob reference, let's show a replay of the base.
Steve: Ok.
Me: *shows replay of a TH9 defending.
Steve: Another noob attacking you. He just dropped all his giants on an OBVIOUS spring trap.
Me: It's only obvious if you've seen it first.
Steve: Well...
Me: It's a nice base, huh?
Steve: Yep. And good farming you're almost done with those level 7 walls.
Me: While you're on that topic, are you gonna increase loot, or just keep it as it is. It's fine to me, honestly. Just people are too greedy to accept they have to work for their loot.
Steve: Yeah, let's go with that.
Me: Yeah, I like the loot too, thes-
8 year old's mom: He told me what you did. WHY DANG YOU DID YOU DO IT????
Me: Told ya.
Steve: Thank you, Sidd. Now tell me something useful.
8 year old's mom: STOP PROCASTINATING, TELL ME WHY YOU DID IT!
Steve: It's part of life, ok!
Steve: *tries to escape, only someone forgot to screw in a bolt, causing the bike to fall apart*
Me: Back to the show folks!
8 year old: Hey rate my base will you?
Me: Sorry, I don't like it, you can't use the outside of the map as a wa-
8 year old: GET A LIFE LOSER YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING
Me: *runs away, 8 year old calls cops*
Steve: RUN SIDD RUN!
Me: *starts running but the cops catch me* *explains situation*
Cop: You can't do that to a kid, you're going away for a long time, punk.
Me: Steve help!
Steve: If I could speak, he is inno-
Cop: I plead him not guilty!
Me: *Starts playing "celebration, every one dances to the tune*
Cop: But what about the candy that the 20 year old man baby told me about.
Me: *starts running again*

Moral of the story, don't underestimate the power of Steve.

... This is in general?:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Phoenix64

... This is in general?:rolleyes:

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Where else is it supposed to be? In off-topic! *laughs maniacally*

Do you guys want a part two?

Hit me with the part 2.

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Originally Posted by Charlie1

Hit me with the part 2.

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Will work on it, I'll use the "saved for more info" slot I have.

600th post celebration? ♥♥♥. In general? Even more ♥♥♥.

I'm shocked

Sorry i finded this rather tedious, I'm not into these silly dialogues.