Just A Little Fun Thing for my 600th Post.
Me: For my 600th post, I'd like to inform a noob, please.
Supercell Employee named Steve (who's a real person): Inform about what?
Me: A guy in the ideas section made a post that was immature, I want to "help" him.
Steve: What was the idea?
Me: It was about...
Steve: What's wrong?
Me: Well, let's just say it involved something that children aren't ready for. *shows supercell picture of the thread, which has an inappropriate picture*
8 Year old in the background: What's that?
Me: It's something you're not ready for.
Steve: Don't worry, we'll brainwash him after the conversation. He's not ready for that.
Me: Well, back on subject.
8 Year old in the background: No, really?
Steve: *throws that person out the window*
Me: Good, back on subject, I want to inform that person that the idea was wrong.
Steve: No, let that person read the stickies after us locking the thread.
Me: Remember how the Q and A on clan wars got more views than the ruled out ideas?
Steve: *acts evasive* No! The stickies never got that many views- no one heard that.
Me: Look I just want to help out, don't make things complicated.
Steve: Are you crazy, Supercell makes things as complicated as possible!
Me: Oh right, clan wars.
Me: Well, I'd close the thread without saying anything if I had the pow-
Steve: *promotes Siddmaster to moderator*
Me: *un promotes himself*
Steve: Why'd you do that?
Me: Let's just say I'm not good in charge. *has flashback*
Steve: I know you're having a flash back, so what's it about?
Me: My clan is dying.
Steve: Details, details!
Me: I don'-
Steve: TELL ME!!!
Me: It was horrib-
Steve: SPIT IT OUT!!!
Me: *goes berserk at the memory* AUURREEEEHGGG!!! *starts smashing things in the room*
Steve: Calm down there, if I-
Me: Let me warn that guy about his offense?
Steve: Before I answer that, let me ask one question that will defiantly NOT affect my answer.
Me: Ok, what?
Steve: Did you know about that thing the picture showed before you saw that thread?
Me: Yes, and BTW I'm 12.
Steve: You know at that young age? Also on a completely unrelated note, no.
Me: *goes berserk again*
Steve: You're making the place a wreck!
Me: *throws Steve out the window and Steve lands next to the 8 year old*
8 year old: So what was that thing that Sidd told me I wasn't ready for?
Steve: We'll have a "talk" on the way home.
Me, eavesdropping and lip reading what Steve is saying: I TOLD YOU HE'S NOT READY!
One hour later
8 year old: Why did you tell me these things? I will have nightmares for years!
Steve: *thinks to himself, "if only I listened to Sidd"*
8 year old: Mommy!
8 year old's mom: *beats up Steve*
Moral of the story: Always listen to Sidd.
No offense, Steve!
Bump this thread if you want to keep it alive!